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*music*

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*music*

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Well, Sam, Roisin, Jessica, Tenchpots, Kelly, Dwignan, Zapala. Fucking Declan Zapala's after you. Declan Zapala listening to fucking Tame Impala.

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How you getting on?

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Jeeve Stennings. You fucking out for pints, are you?

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I've been uptown since the parade, man. I was shy to be honest. It wasn't great.

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I was the best thing in it, man. I was just fucking driving. I drove the Almira down and I was representing snakes.

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Because there's no more snakes in the country, like. Because apparently St. Pat got rid of all the snakes.

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But I was just driving around in the fucking Almira, just hanging out the window going,

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He didn't get rid of me, hey?

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*Balloon music*

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Now he be turning the window down and just like fucking throwing out fucking sweets.

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*Balloon music*

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*Balloon music*

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*Balloon music*

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*Balloon music*

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*Balloon music*

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*Balloon music*

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*Balloon music*

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I was just fucking cruising around for the Patrick's Day Parade Man. My Almere was the best thing in it.

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*Balloon music*

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*Balloon music*

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How are you fucking Dahi? Fiona? Kevin Boland? Missed? Terror Vision? Throwing fucking ten spots out the window. I was rushing. Yeah, I was throwing fucking myself and the lads were on. We were on the St. Pat's last night, man. This morning we were fucking St. Pat's athletic. We were athleticized.

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*sad music*

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*sad music*

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*sad music*

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*sad music*

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Thank you.

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Thank you.

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Thank you.

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Thank you.

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Thank you.

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Thank you.

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Thank you.

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Thank you.

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Thank you.

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Thank you.

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Boom time!

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Boom time!

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Yeah!

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Boom time!

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Boom time!

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Rory Christie!

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Welcome to the main

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galaxy quest!

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I heard you were out fucking causing

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fuck up town earlier on.

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Guzzling sweets

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and throwing fucking

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tea bags at people's faces.

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Boom time!

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I heard Christie was going around like Linford.

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Fucking teabagging

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old folk.

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He got shopped for resin pushing as a

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youth. Did five years

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in juvenile hall. And now

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he's back on the streets causing shite.

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I wouldn't fucking waste any time

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on him man.

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The guy doesn't know what he's at hey.

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I'm only messing Christie.

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You're a fucking sound skin.

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Anytime you're

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anytime you're in the house Christie.

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I know the fucking thing is running well.

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Like Linford.

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The same

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the same could be said for

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fucking Cleona Rohe.

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The old robot

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herself.

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Yeah I was just uh around the town earlier on I got the fucking buzz cut like you know.

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Fucking short back and sides job.

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Tenor cut.

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Not too bad.

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There were no bad cunts around.

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Bad cunts, bad cunts.

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What you gonna do?

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What you gonna do when they come for you?

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Bad cunts, bad cunts.

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What you gonna do?

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What you gonna do when they come for you?

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The parade went down this street here.

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And as it was going down, I was just in the window.

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Like this, going...

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Bad cunts, bad cunts.

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What you gonna do?

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What you gonna do when they come for you?

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Bad cunts, bad cunts.

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What you gonna do?

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What you gonna do?

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They had St. Patrick at the front.

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I was just going, yeah, Pat.

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Pat.

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Yeah, yeah, Pat.

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There's a snake in the window, Pat.

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And Jonathan Murley.

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Old man Murley.

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He was doing the rounds too.

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The old snake in a box.

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Himself, Frankie Schoonz, Rory Christie, and Cleona Rowe, the old robot.

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They were doing the fucking Shack of Demas and pliers at the front of the fucking parade, man.

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And I was just in the window like this the whole time going, look at me, everyone.

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Fuck the parade.

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Look at me.

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I'm in a window.

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And I'm class.

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I'm doing class stuff inside this window pane.

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And everybody loved it.

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Everybody.

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Everybody.

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All the parents.

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The old folk.

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The kids.

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The pipe band.

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Everyone.

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And then I was transported through space and time to fucking Times Square.

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And I was on Times Square billboard like this.

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Going.

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Any crack, everyone.

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I'm the best.

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You don't want to go to any parade without me on the fucking billboards.

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I'm on this one.

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And then if you blink and miss it, you'll miss me over on this one too.

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My face in HD.

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Pure high definition snake.

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They don't call me fucking HD snake for nothing.

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Harold Dean Snake.

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The Snake Meister.

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The Snake on Toast.

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The fucking Graham O'Brien man.

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They call this move the fucking Graham O'Brien classic.

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Watch this.

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O'Brien.

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O'Brien.

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O'Brien.

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Good man O'Brien.

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Thanks very much for the tip O'Brien.

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I'm not lying.

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When I say O'Brien.

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Is brighter than the star O'Brien.

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Which also was a movie picture house.

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Back in the fucking 80s.

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I'm not sure about now or contemporary times.

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But you can bet your bottom dollar.

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That they made some good ass films.

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That you've probably seen.

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They probably made shit like Big with Tom Hanks.

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Did you ever see that porno Big Dick with Tom Wanks.

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It wasn't a gay one.

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But it was class.

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Yeah.

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Tell you who's a fucking madman for the arcs.

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No.

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He is a real sweet arc.

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This is for you, Noah.

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Noah's arc.

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Noah's arc.

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Tim's well.

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Sunday night games.

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Noah's arc.

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Noah's arc.

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Tim's well.

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Sunday night games.

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It's a real sweet situation.

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When I'm in a prime time studio.

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In the fucking prime of me life.

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I'm in the prime of me life.

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I'm not gonna skip the queue.

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I'm in the prime of me life.

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Tell you.

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Yeah.

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There were a few fucking snakes and ladders up the town earlier on.

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Stateside was there.

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Fucking disgraced Guard of Chief Commissioner Martin Kalanann was there.

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Mahatma Gandhi threw his fucking hat in the ring for a bit.

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Threw his Mahatma into the ring.

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He came back from heaven for the fucking Schligo parade.

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It's been told.

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Mahatma Gandhi was in Schligo this afternoon.

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Leading the fucking parade he was.

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He did two laps of the town.

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And then when he'd finished.

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He went into Supermax for a bite.

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And then said.

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I have to go now.

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My planet needs me.

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And just ascended into the heavens.

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Or wherever those boys go.

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The ones who do Hindus.

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Or whatever the fuck.

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What kind of.

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Do they have.

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Do they have heaven in Hindu?

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Or is that more of a fucking Christ thing?

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Do they have heaven out in Buddhism?

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Or is that just.

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Is it.

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Do they just have elephants with arms and stuff?

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Welcome to the meaning of life with Francis Higgins.

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Do they have heaven out in fucking Hindusville?

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Or is it just elephants and stuff?

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What about the.

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The Buddha man?

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Is his cholesterol okay?

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If not.

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He needs to be on the Bennecal.

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Is he.

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He's peaceful enough.

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Is the old Buddhist.

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Where is he going to though?

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Do you know.

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Is he happy?

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He says that everything in moderation.

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But is he really fucking happy like.

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He probably.

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He'd probably be happy.

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If he had a fucking nice big gaff.

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Full of cool shit.

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And a water bed.

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If you've just joined us.

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This is the meaning of life.

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With Snake Higgins.

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Pat cons.

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Pat cons.

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Pat cons.

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What you gonna do.

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What you gonna do.

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When they come for you.

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Pat cons.

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Pat cons.

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What you gonna do.

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What you gonna do.

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When they come for you.

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Yeah.

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Johnson.

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Thanks very much for that Johnson.

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Hope you're enjoying your St. Pat's Day.

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Or as the Yanks call it.

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St. Patty's Day.

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What you gonna do.

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What you gonna do.

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Like it's a fucking patty.

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Like a cake.

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Like a cheeseburger.

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You've got a patty in the middle of the two breadsticks.

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Or bread buns.

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Or whatever fucking.

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Whatever way you wanna eat that burger man.

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If you wanna use sticks.

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You can use sticks.

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I ain't gonna fucking judge her in.

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Thanks very much for that.

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That's a nice little amount.

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For fuck's sake man.

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Look who it is.

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The man.

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The legend.

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The fucking John G69er.

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It's getting fucking dodgy.

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When John's in town.

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And I wanna say something else Sean.

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You're a fucking great man.

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For the fucking tips.

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And the support.

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On the streams.

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A real tasty sweet number.

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Do you wanna go raid a fucking dawn truck.

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Full of milk later on.

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I know I've been saying.

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I would do it since last week.

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But I never fucking came through.

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It's getting dodgy.

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It's getting dodgy.

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It's getting dodgy.

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It's getting dodgy.

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It's getting dodgy.

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*Mario begins*

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*BANG*

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*BANG*

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*BANG*

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*BANG*

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*BANG*

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*BANG*

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*BANG*

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*BANG*

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*BANG*

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*BANG*

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*BANG*

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*BANG*

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*BANG*

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*BANG*

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*BANG*

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*BANG*

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How you fuckin' P-boy? What's your story man? We out the parade today, where are you going drinking? Are you fucked already? You're going home to bed early, yeah?

298
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Make sure you get the fuckin' pint of water in you before the head hits the pillow for you'll be going on a one way trip to fuckin' puke town, you know what I mean?

299
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H spinning job make sure you don't get depressed tomorrow with hangover. Yeah

300
00:14:49,800 --> 00:14:53,040
Yeah, bro. What's the story Vince?

301
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We a parade in today or you fucking doing journalism stuff?

302
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We reading the Sunday business post at home are you feet up nice rugs and fucking warm fires and shit?

303
00:15:06,580 --> 00:15:10,860
I'd say you have a few pound of the purse to lash on a few creature comforts at home

304
00:15:11,380 --> 00:15:17,480
Hey, you're a fucking savage creature yourself. Do you do you like creature feature films?

305
00:15:18,540 --> 00:15:22,860
Fucking movies about big stupid animal creatures that are scary, man

306
00:15:23,660 --> 00:15:31,900
I'm gonna pitch one myself about a giant snake that lives in fucking Clare Morris and it comes out every fucking Tuesday night to eat cunts

307
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Get in touch if you're into films and you know people who can do that for me

308
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When I slither home after a hard day out in fields, there's nothing I like more than lashing a few shtickings into the fireplace and setting fire to them

309
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Be careful not to burn your hands like I did while I'm waiting for that baby to get going

310
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I do a few rolls on the ground and a few reptilius repetitions just to get the blood flowing

311
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Once those flames are licking high, it's time to shtick your coal in it

312
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You can generate extra drafdage by using your gooch as a waft

313
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Now all that's left is to sit back and warm your sack by the flames

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This message was brought to you by firelighters

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Fucking boom time baby. I'll buy a pint with that. Kristen Reed. Kristen Reed job man. It's a fucking Kristen Reed situation

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Cheers Kristen

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Cheers Kristen

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Cheers Kristen

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Cheers Kristen

320
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Cheers Kristen

321
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Cheers Kristen

322
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Cheers Kristen

323
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Cheers Kristen

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Cheers Kristen

325
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Or should I call you Christin?

326
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Because you're the messiah of the fucking Sunday night streams

327
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Because you're the messiah of the fucking Sunday night streams

328
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I'm telling you Tuck Yo

329
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I'm telling you Tuck Yo

330
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You've got a lot going for you Tucks

331
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The boys are saying you're a tasty new addition to the town

332
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You're a blowin'

333
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You're a blowin'

334
00:17:05,720 --> 00:17:06,720
But you've quickly made your

335
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You've staked your claim

336
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Cheers Kristen

337
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Cheers Kristen

338
00:17:08,720 --> 00:17:10,720
Or should I call you Christin?

339
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You've quickly made your

340
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You've staked your claim

341
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As one of the top lads in the town

342
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Within three months

343
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How did you do this?

344
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Well, a combination of charisma

345
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Fucking pine swillery

346
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You're handy on the fucking pool table

347
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And also

348
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You can hold your own

349
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In a game of darts

350
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So Tuck Yo, this is dedicated to you baby

351
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I'm at the boom time

352
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I'm at the boom time

353
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I'm at the boom time

354
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I'm at the boom time

355
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I'm at the boom time

356
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That's the best

357
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That's the best I could do for you Tucks

358
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At this moment in time

359
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The fucking real viper is chiming in

360
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Tell Niall O'Connor you love him

361
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Sorry Niall

362
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I can't profess to fucking love you

363
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But I think you're a sound skin

364
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I'd rank you in

365
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As one of the top 50 lads

366
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I've never met

367
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That's the fucking

368
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That's the truth

369
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That's the God's honest

370
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I'll have the boom time

371
00:18:10,720 --> 00:18:11,720
I'll have the boom time

372
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I'll have the boom time

373
00:18:12,720 --> 00:18:13,720
Yeah

374
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Diablo Declan man

375
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You're fucked

376
00:18:16,720 --> 00:18:18,720
Only messing Diablo

377
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That was the wrong button

378
00:18:19,720 --> 00:18:21,720
I didn't mean to say you're fucked

379
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What I meant to say was

380
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Goodnight and God bless

381
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That was the wrong one too

382
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Let me get this straight actually

383
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Diablo Declan

384
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Sorry that was the wrong button

385
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This is the right one now for you

386
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Thanks for the donation

387
00:18:44,720 --> 00:18:46,720
Fucking brain slug is in town

388
00:18:46,720 --> 00:18:47,720
Watch out there's a fucking fighter jet coming down

389
00:18:47,720 --> 00:18:48,720
Get out

390
00:18:49,720 --> 00:18:50,720
How you brain slug?

391
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Come on then

392
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He feckin' dragons

393
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I'll take both of you

394
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Aaaaaaah

395
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I am burning to death

396
00:18:58,720 --> 00:19:01,720
Well it was a fucking great old

397
00:19:01,720 --> 00:19:02,720
Parade today

398
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Groovy Tom

399
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Can testify to that

400
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Thank you very much Groovy Tom

401
00:19:09,720 --> 00:19:10,720
Diablo Declan

402
00:19:11,720 --> 00:19:13,720
And all the fucking boys

403
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Out there

404
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This was the Sligo parade

405
00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:18,720
Pure fucking Sligo style

406
00:19:18,720 --> 00:19:20,720
Who was working in Saudi Arabia

407
00:19:20,720 --> 00:19:22,720
And her friend Aisha

408
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Fucking Aisha's after you man

409
00:19:26,720 --> 00:19:27,720
Saudi Arabian job

410
00:19:29,720 --> 00:19:30,720
Yeaaaaaah

411
00:19:31,720 --> 00:19:32,720
Bobby alien lover

412
00:19:32,720 --> 00:19:34,720
You've got me hyperspacing through the mainframe

413
00:19:35,720 --> 00:19:38,720
You old cheeky little extraterrestrial ya

414
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Why don't you land your fucking spaceship uptown

415
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And park it uptown behind fucking Sentra

416
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There's no one watching the

417
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No one collecting tickets until tomorrow

418
00:19:48,720 --> 00:19:49,720
It's a bank holiday tomorrow man

419
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Land the fuck

420
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Listen

421
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Alien lover

422
00:19:52,720 --> 00:19:54,720
This is the crack

423
00:19:54,720 --> 00:19:55,720
Park up the UFO

424
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Behind Sentra

425
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Okay

426
00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:00,720
I've got a slab of excelsior

427
00:20:01,720 --> 00:20:02,720
In the fucking shed

428
00:20:03,720 --> 00:20:04,720
Which I haven't touched in three years

429
00:20:05,720 --> 00:20:06,720
But it's yours baby

430
00:20:07,720 --> 00:20:08,720
And you can sleep in the shed too

431
00:20:09,720 --> 00:20:10,720
Are you warm blooded?

432
00:20:10,720 --> 00:20:11,720
Are you a warm blooded alien?

433
00:20:12,720 --> 00:20:13,720
Or are you cold blooded?

434
00:20:13,720 --> 00:20:14,720
Or what's the story alien?

435
00:20:17,720 --> 00:20:17,720
Pray tell

436
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:22,720
If not you can fucking stay in the car

437
00:20:23,720 --> 00:20:23,720
I've got a

438
00:20:23,720 --> 00:20:24,720
There's a bit of space in the boot

439
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In the boot

440
00:20:26,720 --> 00:20:27,720
Listen man

441
00:20:27,720 --> 00:20:27,720
Listen man

442
00:20:27,720 --> 00:20:29,720
If you need somewhere to fucking stay for the night

443
00:20:29,720 --> 00:20:30,720
You can fucking crash in the car

444
00:20:30,720 --> 00:20:31,720
Not the back seat like

445
00:20:32,720 --> 00:20:33,720
The boot

446
00:20:33,720 --> 00:20:34,720
The boot

447
00:20:34,720 --> 00:20:47,720
Not being a cunt or anything like but you can't stay in the gaff man

448
00:20:48,720 --> 00:20:49,720
You're a fucking alien

449
00:20:49,720 --> 00:20:51,720
Like I'm not being racist or anything like

450
00:20:51,720 --> 00:20:53,720
I can't fucking let you stay in the house man

451
00:20:53,720 --> 00:20:54,720
You're a fucking

452
00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:54,720
You're from

453
00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:55,720
Where are you from?

454
00:20:55,720 --> 00:20:56,720
Mars is it?

455
00:20:58,720 --> 00:20:59,720
Take it or leave it man

456
00:20:59,720 --> 00:21:00,720
You know what I mean?

457
00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:02,720
There's a few

458
00:21:02,720 --> 00:21:04,720
There's a few fucking blankets in the back

459
00:21:04,720 --> 00:21:05,720
The dog

460
00:21:05,720 --> 00:21:07,720
The dog usually fucking lies on them after we bring him to the beach

461
00:21:08,720 --> 00:21:10,720
So they've got sand and shit on them but

462
00:21:11,720 --> 00:21:14,720
Just fucking give them a fucking shake and a waft

463
00:21:15,720 --> 00:21:16,720
You can stay on that blanket and

464
00:21:17,720 --> 00:21:18,720
We'll go robbing

465
00:21:18,720 --> 00:21:20,720
We'll rob this milk truck in the morning

466
00:21:22,720 --> 00:21:29,720
Thanks for the tip I'll buy a pint with that

467
00:21:29,720 --> 00:21:31,720
Mr. Fontaine

468
00:21:32,720 --> 00:21:35,720
Will you be supporting the Fontaine minister?

469
00:21:36,720 --> 00:21:39,720
Will you be supporting the banks minister?

470
00:21:42,720 --> 00:21:45,720
Yeah Mr. Fontaine thanks very much for that

471
00:21:46,720 --> 00:21:48,720
You old

472
00:21:49,720 --> 00:21:50,720
Sweet

473
00:21:50,720 --> 00:21:51,720
Sweet peach

474
00:21:51,720 --> 00:21:55,720
Mr. Fontaine do you know anything about fucking

475
00:21:56,720 --> 00:21:57,720
The boys out in Saudi Arabia?

476
00:21:58,720 --> 00:21:59,720
In particularly Aisha

477
00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:02,720
Let's have a little look and see what we were going to

478
00:22:03,720 --> 00:22:05,720
Let's get back to the Schligo parade before we get into the games

479
00:22:06,720 --> 00:22:08,720
Which I think we're going to fucking do Shenmue too man

480
00:22:09,720 --> 00:22:10,720
Like it or lump it

481
00:22:11,720 --> 00:22:12,720
That's the way I'm rolling tonight

482
00:22:12,720 --> 00:22:14,720
I don't care about this first person shooter malarkey

483
00:22:15,720 --> 00:22:17,720
I watched the fucking New Zealand video the other day man

484
00:22:17,720 --> 00:22:18,720
I'm still shook

485
00:22:19,720 --> 00:22:21,720
It was worse than anything I've ever seen

486
00:22:22,720 --> 00:22:24,720
It was like LiveLeak times 100

487
00:22:25,720 --> 00:22:26,720
And I didn't know what I was like

488
00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:27,720
Niall O'Connor

489
00:22:27,720 --> 00:22:28,720
Thank you very much

490
00:22:28,720 --> 00:22:30,720
That'll go towards the counselling Niall

491
00:22:31,720 --> 00:22:33,720
And it was unlike anything I've ever seen

492
00:22:34,720 --> 00:22:36,720
It was like 9/11 times 7

493
00:22:37,720 --> 00:22:40,720
I know more people fucking went in that one than this

494
00:22:41,720 --> 00:22:43,720
But it was so visceral then

495
00:22:44,720 --> 00:22:45,720
Anyways

496
00:22:46,720 --> 00:22:47,720
She was working in Saudi Arabia

497
00:22:47,720 --> 00:22:49,720
And her friend Aisha

498
00:22:50,720 --> 00:22:50,720
Aisha

499
00:22:54,720 --> 00:22:56,720
For those of you who are asking about the parade link

500
00:22:56,720 --> 00:22:57,720
Go on the Ushtefend website

501
00:22:58,720 --> 00:23:01,720
The Schligo parade website and you can get a link from there

502
00:23:02,720 --> 00:23:02,720
Here we have

503
00:23:03,720 --> 00:23:04,720
To the story

504
00:23:04,720 --> 00:23:05,720
To the St. Joseph

505
00:23:06,720 --> 00:23:07,720
Find the man there from Conor St. Joseph

506
00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:12,720
Hey there was a great bit of fucking brass

507
00:23:13,720 --> 00:23:16,720
There was a nice bit of brass down in Schligo earlier on hey

508
00:23:17,720 --> 00:23:18,720
Thanks very much for that

509
00:23:19,720 --> 00:23:20,720
That's a nice little bit of a Matt Fisher

510
00:23:21,720 --> 00:23:26,720
Brother of the secret agent Sam Fisher

511
00:23:27,720 --> 00:23:30,720
From Siphon Filter or Splinter Cell

512
00:23:31,720 --> 00:23:35,720
I wanna say something Matt thank you very much

513
00:23:36,720 --> 00:23:37,720
You're a real

514
00:23:38,720 --> 00:23:40,720
Cream of the crop kinda dude

515
00:23:41,720 --> 00:23:43,720
You're a fucking sweetheart man

516
00:23:44,720 --> 00:23:46,720
You're a real St. Patrick snake in the grass man

517
00:23:47,720 --> 00:23:48,720
Thanks very much

518
00:23:54,720 --> 00:23:57,720
The pipe band will now play a special theme tune

519
00:23:58,720 --> 00:23:59,720
For Matt Fisher

520
00:23:59,720 --> 00:24:01,720
Wow check out this Ford

521
00:24:26,720 --> 00:24:27,720
A chill pipe band from Fermanagh

522
00:24:27,720 --> 00:24:28,720
And a brand new

523
00:24:29,720 --> 00:24:32,720
A brand new Ford into the morning train into Slymer

524
00:24:33,720 --> 00:24:33,720
Fortune Ford

525
00:24:34,720 --> 00:24:34,720
Wow

526
00:24:35,720 --> 00:24:36,720
Are coming here for the Ford Transit

527
00:24:37,720 --> 00:24:38,720
Using the shout out there

528
00:24:38,720 --> 00:24:39,720
Fucking Ford Transit man

529
00:24:40,720 --> 00:24:41,720
New to the St. Patrick's Day parade

530
00:24:42,720 --> 00:24:44,720
Wow look at that Ford Transit man

531
00:24:45,720 --> 00:24:46,720
The Ford brand

532
00:24:47,720 --> 00:24:48,720
Best of luck from anybody

533
00:24:49,720 --> 00:24:49,720
To anybody out there

534
00:24:51,720 --> 00:24:52,720
Drive the new Ford Transit

535
00:24:53,720 --> 00:24:54,720
For only six...

536
00:24:54,720 --> 00:24:55,720
How much?

537
00:24:55,720 --> 00:25:06,580
Drive the new Ford Transit Custom

538
00:25:06,580 --> 00:25:09,440
From only 77 per week

539
00:25:09,440 --> 00:25:12,800
Do you notice why all the car adverts

540
00:25:12,800 --> 00:25:13,740
Are always that voice

541
00:25:13,740 --> 00:25:15,060
To appeal to men

542
00:25:15,060 --> 00:25:17,720
Men who've got a bit of money

543
00:25:17,720 --> 00:25:18,360
Men who've

544
00:25:18,360 --> 00:25:20,520
They're past 35 maybe

545
00:25:20,520 --> 00:25:21,920
They're earning

546
00:25:21,920 --> 00:25:24,680
They're in the prime of their life

547
00:25:24,680 --> 00:25:26,620
They're not gonna skip the queue

548
00:25:26,620 --> 00:25:28,440
They're in the prime of their life

549
00:25:28,440 --> 00:25:32,320
They'd be splashing out on more than Ford Transits

550
00:25:32,320 --> 00:25:34,560
Anyway it's usually the fucking Mercedes

551
00:25:34,560 --> 00:25:37,640
But I hear that voice being used for every car

552
00:25:37,640 --> 00:25:38,800
And um

553
00:25:38,800 --> 00:25:40,600
Drive the new Ford Transit

554
00:25:40,600 --> 00:25:43,040
You've always wanted to carry more loads

555
00:25:43,040 --> 00:25:44,580
Inside the back of your truck

556
00:25:44,580 --> 00:25:47,300
You've always wanted a van

557
00:25:47,300 --> 00:25:49,040
That could carry a heavy load

558
00:25:49,040 --> 00:25:51,260
Well now that day is now

559
00:25:51,260 --> 00:25:52,760
Today please

560
00:25:52,760 --> 00:25:55,940
Drive the new Ford Transit Custom

561
00:25:55,940 --> 00:25:58,620
From only 77 per week per month

562
00:25:58,620 --> 00:26:02,720
Wow

563
00:26:02,720 --> 00:26:04,900
Look at this man

564
00:26:04,900 --> 00:26:05,900
Fucking 30

565
00:26:05,900 --> 00:26:08,900
3.9% APR

566
00:26:08,900 --> 00:26:15,080
Anonymous thank you

567
00:26:15,080 --> 00:26:17,580
You say I've got a lot of matters to attend to in Africa

568
00:26:17,580 --> 00:26:18,860
The place is in shambles

569
00:26:18,860 --> 00:26:20,500
Upload your streams unlisted

570
00:26:20,500 --> 00:26:22,080
And put links to them so we can watch

571
00:26:22,080 --> 00:26:24,380
I know you only want quality content on your channel

572
00:26:24,380 --> 00:26:26,320
But your quality sound

573
00:26:26,320 --> 00:26:27,640
Well thank you Anonymous

574
00:26:27,640 --> 00:26:28,400
And I hope

575
00:26:28,400 --> 00:26:30,620
That you are having a great day

576
00:26:30,620 --> 00:26:33,800
And the good spot

577
00:26:33,800 --> 00:26:35,260
The good spot

578
00:26:35,260 --> 00:26:36,960
Thanks very much the good spot

579
00:26:36,960 --> 00:26:38,800
Um

580
00:26:38,800 --> 00:26:39,940
There is

581
00:26:39,940 --> 00:26:40,960
There are plans afoot

582
00:26:40,960 --> 00:26:42,960
To do exactly what you've just said

583
00:26:42,960 --> 00:26:44,460
But the problem is

584
00:26:44,460 --> 00:26:47,020
Will people be able to download my fucking streams

585
00:26:47,020 --> 00:26:48,020
And like keep vid

586
00:26:48,020 --> 00:26:48,980
If I unlist them

587
00:26:48,980 --> 00:26:51,780
I don't want fuckers fucking downloading them

588
00:26:51,780 --> 00:26:52,500
Do you know what I mean

589
00:26:52,500 --> 00:26:56,540
I want to be able to fucking drive the new Ford Transit

590
00:26:56,540 --> 00:27:05,820
Who you coddin

591
00:27:05,820 --> 00:27:09,600
Thank you very much who you coddin

592
00:27:09,600 --> 00:27:12,560
Will you meet me for some darts out in Kallaspie

593
00:27:12,560 --> 00:27:13,960
By the Mayers

594
00:27:13,960 --> 00:27:15,240
Myers I don't know man

595
00:27:15,240 --> 00:27:26,360
Fucking mad stuff

596
00:27:26,360 --> 00:27:33,500
Hey the MC is lit

597
00:27:33,500 --> 00:27:34,960
He's fire

598
00:27:34,960 --> 00:27:36,660
He's legit fire lighters

599
00:27:36,660 --> 00:27:39,240
Whoever they got to MC this gig was

600
00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:41,420
He's pure fire lighters man

601
00:27:41,420 --> 00:27:42,660
He's legit fire

602
00:27:42,660 --> 00:27:47,180
Fantastic

603
00:27:47,180 --> 00:27:48,880
Skip through this now

604
00:27:48,880 --> 00:27:50,320
Check this out man

605
00:27:50,320 --> 00:27:51,280
What's this

606
00:27:51,280 --> 00:27:52,200
Is this

607
00:27:52,200 --> 00:27:57,800
Move on

608
00:27:57,800 --> 00:27:59,180
Move on

609
00:27:59,180 --> 00:28:04,580
This is class

610
00:28:04,580 --> 00:28:05,520
Look at that for an angle

611
00:28:05,520 --> 00:28:07,820
There's a great angle

612
00:28:07,820 --> 00:28:09,460
There's a Kurt angle coming up

613
00:28:09,460 --> 00:28:10,700
And it's five fists

614
00:28:10,700 --> 00:28:11,780
Five fists

615
00:28:11,780 --> 00:28:12,220
Yeah

616
00:28:12,220 --> 00:28:15,800
Don't mind me

617
00:28:15,800 --> 00:28:17,160
Thanks very much

618
00:28:17,160 --> 00:28:17,900
Don't mind me

619
00:28:17,900 --> 00:28:21,180
You're a real sweetheart

620
00:28:21,180 --> 00:28:36,680
Diablo Donal

621
00:28:36,680 --> 00:28:38,340
Is this you here Diablo

622
00:28:38,340 --> 00:28:39,220
The dragon look

623
00:28:39,220 --> 00:28:41,060
Thanks for the tip

624
00:28:41,060 --> 00:28:42,200
You old

625
00:28:42,200 --> 00:28:44,160
You old devil

626
00:28:44,160 --> 00:28:47,440
Is the Diablo the devil out in Mexico

627
00:28:47,440 --> 00:28:47,940
Is it

628
00:28:47,940 --> 00:28:51,640
Skip past the kids

629
00:28:51,640 --> 00:28:53,080
We don't want to be making fun of minors

630
00:28:53,080 --> 00:28:56,860
Furies of Sligo bus

631
00:28:56,860 --> 00:29:01,040
Talk to me chief

632
00:29:01,040 --> 00:29:02,620
Thanks very much

633
00:29:02,620 --> 00:29:03,640
Jacob Rees Mog

634
00:29:03,640 --> 00:29:04,640
You old top hatted

635
00:29:04,640 --> 00:29:05,540
Snake in the bog

636
00:29:05,540 --> 00:29:08,260
I hear you've been living out in the bog

637
00:29:08,260 --> 00:29:08,900
For a while

638
00:29:08,900 --> 00:29:11,220
Trying to get to grips with the country

639
00:29:11,220 --> 00:29:12,920
That you're gonna fucking divvy up

640
00:29:12,920 --> 00:29:17,540
With your hard schnorter

641
00:29:17,540 --> 00:29:18,660
It's a little bit of an hour or two here now

642
00:29:18,660 --> 00:29:19,440
Rose more

643
00:29:19,440 --> 00:29:19,440
Rose more

644
00:29:19,440 --> 00:29:20,020
Rose more

645
00:29:20,020 --> 00:29:22,900
And how did you organise it now

646
00:29:22,900 --> 00:29:24,260
Yourself and Tom

647
00:29:24,260 --> 00:29:26,000
How did you organise it for the weather

648
00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:27,300
To be so good

649
00:29:27,300 --> 00:29:28,600
During the parade

650
00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:31,100
I stayed in Tom's house at 7 o'clock

651
00:29:31,100 --> 00:29:32,560
Yes, we went over to Tom's

652
00:29:32,560 --> 00:29:33,720
And we prayed till 7

653
00:29:33,720 --> 00:29:34,900
From 7 this morning

654
00:29:34,900 --> 00:29:37,060
And Tom himself

655
00:29:37,060 --> 00:29:38,860
On our knees praying all night

656
00:29:38,860 --> 00:29:39,800
But it worked

657
00:29:39,800 --> 00:29:40,480
It worked

658
00:29:40,480 --> 00:29:40,920
It worked

659
00:29:40,920 --> 00:29:42,840
And no, everything really

660
00:29:42,840 --> 00:29:43,860
And everyone's gonna head over

661
00:29:43,860 --> 00:29:44,780
Tom is after you

662
00:29:44,780 --> 00:29:47,680
We certainly will do

663
00:29:47,680 --> 00:29:48,900
Fucking Tom is after you man

664
00:29:48,900 --> 00:29:50,120
Let's give a big, big

665
00:29:50,120 --> 00:29:51,780
A big, big welcome

666
00:29:51,780 --> 00:29:54,440
To the Indian Association of Sligo

667
00:29:54,440 --> 00:29:57,460
Welcome to the Indians

668
00:29:57,460 --> 00:29:58,700
Best luck

669
00:29:58,700 --> 00:30:00,500
Hope you're keeping well

670
00:30:00,500 --> 00:30:03,540
It must be a bit of a fucking step down

671
00:30:03,540 --> 00:30:05,460
To come from the subcontinent

672
00:30:05,460 --> 00:30:07,880
And it's all cold and damp

673
00:30:07,880 --> 00:30:13,960
They're gonna do a dance

674
00:30:13,960 --> 00:30:15,260
Bit of a dance

675
00:30:15,260 --> 00:30:24,220
To perform

676
00:30:24,220 --> 00:30:31,840
We all

677
00:30:31,840 --> 00:30:33,320
Dependent

678
00:30:33,320 --> 00:30:33,840
We all

679
00:30:33,840 --> 00:30:34,520
Dependent

680
00:30:34,520 --> 00:30:34,720
We all

681
00:30:34,720 --> 00:30:35,720
Dependent

682
00:30:35,720 --> 00:30:35,980
We all

683
00:30:35,980 --> 00:30:36,720
Dependent

684
00:30:36,720 --> 00:30:37,220
We all

685
00:30:37,220 --> 00:30:37,720
Dependent

686
00:30:37,720 --> 00:30:37,720
We all

687
00:30:37,720 --> 00:30:38,720
Dependent

688
00:30:38,720 --> 00:30:38,760
We all

689
00:30:38,760 --> 00:30:39,720
Dependent

690
00:30:39,720 --> 00:30:39,760
We all

691
00:30:39,760 --> 00:30:40,720
Dependent

692
00:30:40,720 --> 00:30:41,800
We all

693
00:30:41,800 --> 00:30:42,720
Dependent

694
00:30:42,720 --> 00:30:43,760
We all

695
00:30:43,760 --> 00:30:44,720
Dependent

696
00:30:44,720 --> 00:30:45,760
We all

697
00:30:45,760 --> 00:30:46,720
Dependent

698
00:30:46,720 --> 00:30:47,760
We all

699
00:30:47,760 --> 00:30:48,720
Dependent

700
00:30:48,720 --> 00:30:48,760
We all

701
00:30:48,760 --> 00:30:49,720
Dependent

702
00:30:49,720 --> 00:30:49,760
We all

703
00:30:49,760 --> 00:30:50,720
Dependent

704
00:30:50,720 --> 00:30:51,760
We all

705
00:30:51,760 --> 00:30:52,720
Dependent

706
00:30:52,720 --> 00:30:53,760
We all

707
00:30:53,760 --> 00:30:54,760
Dependent

708
00:30:54,760 --> 00:30:55,760
We all

709
00:30:55,760 --> 00:30:56,760
Dependent

710
00:30:56,760 --> 00:30:56,760
We all

711
00:30:56,760 --> 00:30:57,760
Dependent

712
00:30:57,760 --> 00:30:58,760
We all

713
00:30:58,760 --> 00:30:58,760
Dependent

714
00:30:58,760 --> 00:30:59,760
We all

715
00:30:59,760 --> 00:31:00,760
Dependent

716
00:31:00,760 --> 00:31:01,760
We all

717
00:31:01,760 --> 00:31:02,760
Dependent

718
00:31:02,760 --> 00:31:03,760
We all

719
00:31:03,760 --> 00:31:04,760
Dependent

720
00:31:04,760 --> 00:31:04,760
We all

721
00:31:04,760 --> 00:31:05,760
Dependent

722
00:31:05,760 --> 00:31:06,760
We all

723
00:31:06,760 --> 00:31:07,760
Dependent

724
00:31:07,760 --> 00:31:08,760
We all

725
00:31:08,760 --> 00:31:08,760
Dependent

726
00:31:08,760 --> 00:31:09,760
We all

727
00:31:09,760 --> 00:31:10,760
Dependent

728
00:31:10,760 --> 00:31:11,760
We all

729
00:31:11,760 --> 00:31:12,760
Dependent

730
00:31:12,760 --> 00:31:13,760
Ah, it's a bit of crack

731
00:31:13,760 --> 00:31:19,760
Well done, well done, well done, well done, well done, well done.

732
00:31:19,760 --> 00:31:22,760
So let's keep our time out.

733
00:31:22,760 --> 00:31:36,760
Sligo Tidy Towns, Sligo Tidy Towns, Sligo Tidy Towns, thank you very seriously because this year the team is not for code, Pat.

734
00:31:36,760 --> 00:31:55,760
Thanks very much boxes of Cobra Toxin, if you've just joined us everybody, this is the mainframe St. Patrick's Day game, St. Patrick's Night game Sunday, and we're also having a look at the Shligo, I was down in Shligo today for the fucking parade man, absolutely fucking lit, place was pure boom time.

735
00:31:55,760 --> 00:32:09,500
time I gave I gave shaligo fucking one of these rocked up in the Almeer and just

736
00:32:09,500 --> 00:32:17,260
fucking blasted out boom time then we were on the fucking St. Pat's since noon

737
00:32:17,260 --> 00:32:24,420
t22 BC in the boys were all there as well fucking heavy fish wide load heavy

738
00:32:24,420 --> 00:32:43,320
sash put temple bar livestream on what a fucking idea

739
00:32:43,320 --> 00:32:56,220
this is temple bar here when it's when when it's not St. Patrick's weekend just clean and nice

740
00:32:56,220 --> 00:33:03,660
around around 5am just after the street sweeping machines have gone by this is temple bar here now

741
00:33:03,660 --> 00:33:10,140
welcome to the stream everyone we'll be doing a bit of fucking Shenmue in a bit

742
00:33:10,140 --> 00:33:20,200
Jimmy Barrett how are you Sean German McGilliforek what's the crack anything Irish on pads day

743
00:33:20,200 --> 00:33:26,600
shaligo strike back shaligo strike back is gonna be the new Star Wars film it's coming out it's a

744
00:33:26,600 --> 00:33:31,940
prequel it's called shaligo strikes back and there's gonna be a brand new character in it called

745
00:33:31,940 --> 00:33:42,000
wow wow jinks let's have a look at this now where do we find this temple bar livestream

746
00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:58,320
*Epic music*

747
00:34:03,520 --> 00:34:08,440
We're going hard on the Shenmue tonight. We're going hard on the Shenmue tonight.

748
00:34:11,080 --> 00:34:13,080
What the fuck is this now?

749
00:34:15,640 --> 00:34:18,440
Uh uh uh uh uh uh. That's not good. That's not gonna work.

750
00:34:20,440 --> 00:34:24,680
That means I would have to fuckin... Give me a sec now guys, while I try and work this out.

751
00:34:28,520 --> 00:34:32,040
It doesn't look great now. Maybe, maybe it'll be something.

752
00:34:35,080 --> 00:34:38,280
Firefox. Properties.

753
00:34:40,800 --> 00:34:44,160
Firefox Earth Cam. Yeah. Okay.

754
00:34:45,840 --> 00:34:46,480
And then we can...

755
00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:48,320
Fuckin...

756
00:34:49,360 --> 00:34:50,160
Resize.

757
00:34:52,320 --> 00:34:53,840
Resize and realize.

758
00:35:00,960 --> 00:35:14,320
Is anybody down there on the ground? Can we get anybody... This is an appeal to anyone who's watching the stream now who might be in Dublin city centre. Now what we want for you is to go down to this...

759
00:35:18,320 --> 00:35:38,960
Stand here. Stand here. Stand here. Where this book is operating. Stand here. Where this book is operating. And give us a fuckin big wave. If somebody does that... Well... We can only... We can only... uh... Dream of what gifts will be bestowed upon you.

760
00:35:38,960 --> 00:35:45,760
Is there any... Is there anything that we could do down there? Could we get someone to go down there with a big sign?

761
00:35:48,640 --> 00:36:00,000
Just write something class on the sign and say it. I'm sure if I had enough wit I'd be able to think something. But... At the moment... It's not really happening. I'll be buying a few times with that one.

762
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:03,520
Quantum 43. You old fuckin devil dog.

763
00:36:05,680 --> 00:36:07,360
Welcome to Schleigo Quantum.

764
00:36:09,280 --> 00:36:12,560
Yes. You guessed it. Schleigo is now an outer space realm.

765
00:36:13,920 --> 00:36:19,920
You've gone through the fuckin glory hole. The black hole. Black holes have been replaced with glory holes.

766
00:36:20,640 --> 00:36:22,240
Cool kids of Camberwell.

767
00:36:23,680 --> 00:36:24,800
I can only...

768
00:36:25,600 --> 00:36:26,640
Bow down...

769
00:36:26,640 --> 00:36:28,080
To your greatness.

770
00:36:28,080 --> 00:36:32,000
And say thank you very much.

771
00:36:33,200 --> 00:36:34,240
I'm very humbled.

772
00:36:35,680 --> 00:36:37,920
And I hope you're all having a great night.

773
00:36:39,360 --> 00:36:40,800
It's getting dodgy is right.

774
00:36:41,520 --> 00:36:43,360
It really is. Thanks very much dodgy.

775
00:36:49,200 --> 00:36:52,080
It's not nice. I've been down there multiple occasions.

776
00:36:54,800 --> 00:36:56,400
Weekends and shit and...

777
00:36:56,400 --> 00:36:57,200
Not even...

778
00:36:57,200 --> 00:36:58,720
Even when it's...

779
00:36:58,720 --> 00:36:59,920
Even when it's not...

780
00:36:59,920 --> 00:37:00,320
Um...

781
00:37:01,200 --> 00:37:02,400
St. Patrick's...

782
00:37:02,400 --> 00:37:02,400
It's...

783
00:37:02,400 --> 00:37:04,480
It's hard. It's a tough...

784
00:37:04,480 --> 00:37:05,380
It's tough man.

785
00:37:08,240 --> 00:37:09,800
See the guards over here look.

786
00:37:10,640 --> 00:37:11,680
Someone's getting arrested.

787
00:37:15,920 --> 00:37:17,440
The guards are arresting cunts.

788
00:37:17,440 --> 00:37:17,840
There hey.

789
00:37:24,640 --> 00:37:25,920
Maybe we can zoom in on that.

790
00:37:27,520 --> 00:37:30,480
Can we enhance the guardee? Can we enhance the guardee?

791
00:37:31,360 --> 00:37:32,080
Gordy?

792
00:37:32,560 --> 00:37:34,560
Are arresting anyone in particular?

793
00:37:35,520 --> 00:37:37,840
Any suspicious bales of cabbage?

794
00:37:37,840 --> 00:37:38,800
Electric cabbage?

795
00:37:39,680 --> 00:37:47,760
A bale of electric cabbage has been seized with an estimated street value of 55555.5 billion euros.

796
00:37:49,680 --> 00:37:54,400
Two men are in custody and due to stand trial on Tuesday morning.

797
00:37:54,960 --> 00:37:57,520
It's bank holiday tomorrow so we can't fucking have the trial.

798
00:38:03,600 --> 00:38:05,120
Any fucking shtiemers?

799
00:38:05,120 --> 00:38:07,200
Are there any Cleveland shtiemers down there?

800
00:38:07,760 --> 00:38:08,880
See this book? Here look.

801
00:38:11,600 --> 00:38:12,320
Where is he now?

802
00:38:14,720 --> 00:38:15,280
This guy.

803
00:38:16,880 --> 00:38:19,680
Is he fucking dodgy? Is he? Is this guy dodgy or is he...

804
00:38:20,880 --> 00:38:23,920
Is he fucking sound? Is he um...

805
00:38:25,840 --> 00:38:27,440
Is he a bouncer or is he fucking...

806
00:38:29,680 --> 00:38:33,040
Is it dodge school? Dodgeball with fucking...

807
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:36,800
What's his face?

808
00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:43,760
Stiller. Jerry Stiller's son. Do you know him?

809
00:38:44,640 --> 00:38:46,960
Poor old Jerry Stiller fucking went last year.

810
00:38:48,160 --> 00:38:50,320
The owl fella from Seinfeld.

811
00:38:54,880 --> 00:38:55,840
Who are these crew?

812
00:38:57,200 --> 00:38:57,760
Look at this...

813
00:38:57,760 --> 00:38:59,200
Look at this lad with the hat on.

814
00:38:59,200 --> 00:39:00,960
Is he rolling a fag for himself? Is he?

815
00:39:02,800 --> 00:39:03,680
Hopefully he's alright.

816
00:39:07,680 --> 00:39:09,120
What's the chat saying about this?

817
00:39:11,440 --> 00:39:13,040
He's a worshipper of helmet.

818
00:39:14,960 --> 00:39:17,440
One man was arrested for shitting on his bar stool.

819
00:39:17,440 --> 00:39:18,320
Vince Vaughn.

820
00:39:18,320 --> 00:39:21,520
No, it was Stiller, man. Stiller.

821
00:39:24,800 --> 00:39:26,000
Kevin Stiller.

822
00:39:29,520 --> 00:39:30,400
And Vince...

823
00:39:30,400 --> 00:39:32,080
Agus Vince Stacy.

824
00:39:32,480 --> 00:39:33,360
Or Spacey.

825
00:39:36,880 --> 00:39:42,160
Tony B. Tony Blondetto. Will you give a shout out to the GF?

826
00:39:43,360 --> 00:39:46,560
I will indeed. Rebecca, how are you on fucking Patrick's...

827
00:39:47,360 --> 00:39:51,120
St. Patrick's weekend. It's a great weekend for you, Rebecca.

828
00:39:51,840 --> 00:39:55,360
St. Patrick's weekend. We'll go the extra mile too.

829
00:39:55,360 --> 00:40:01,360
Can anybody... Can someone stop... We need to stop this plane fast. It's carrying a load of bombs.

830
00:40:01,360 --> 00:40:04,720
Someone... Someone told me it's got... There's a bomb on the plane...

831
00:40:04,720 --> 00:40:12,220
Yeah, Rebecca, cheer up hey, turn the frown upside down and get a few fucking saint pats into you.

832
00:40:16,380 --> 00:40:18,040
And I don't say that lightly.

833
00:40:22,100 --> 00:40:23,100
Look at this lad.

834
00:40:23,560 --> 00:40:28,140
What I want to see is chancers, like hardcore chancers.

835
00:40:29,420 --> 00:40:31,100
I want to see people pissed.

836
00:40:33,100 --> 00:40:34,780
Sean Hayes, Simpsons did it.

837
00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:39,220
Simpsons did what? Pat Cox MEP.

838
00:40:45,900 --> 00:40:47,140
Pat Cox MEP here.

839
00:40:47,800 --> 00:40:49,480
Hey, look, look, look, look at these.

840
00:40:52,780 --> 00:40:55,900
Do you reckon they're watching the stream and they've gone into town to do it, man?

841
00:41:01,480 --> 00:41:09,340
Can we get any? Is there anybody who can get down there? Is there anyone in town?

842
00:41:10,620 --> 00:41:12,280
Jerry Stiller is alive. Is he fuck?

843
00:41:14,800 --> 00:41:15,720
First I've heard.

844
00:41:20,880 --> 00:41:22,020
Pat Cox MEP.

845
00:41:22,020 --> 00:41:30,980
Look at these, look.

846
00:41:33,080 --> 00:41:33,520
Pished.

847
00:41:36,920 --> 00:41:40,000
Look at, there's someone there, look, over there, dancing around.

848
00:41:40,260 --> 00:41:41,100
They've had too many.

849
00:41:44,480 --> 00:41:46,040
This guy's whamboozied.

850
00:41:47,160 --> 00:41:48,960
This guy's shamboozied altogether.

851
00:41:51,260 --> 00:41:52,800
And it's funny, man.

852
00:41:52,820 --> 00:41:54,540
This guy is still there, man.

853
00:41:55,440 --> 00:41:56,620
He's still there.

854
00:41:56,940 --> 00:41:57,580
Who is he?

855
00:41:58,500 --> 00:42:00,700
Can we get someone to go down and talk to this guy?

856
00:42:00,700 --> 00:42:00,800
Okay.

857
00:42:07,440 --> 00:42:09,600
What's the Mandela effect, Neil Pryor?

858
00:42:19,680 --> 00:42:20,260
Aaron's going.

859
00:42:20,340 --> 00:42:20,860
Who's Aaron?

860
00:42:22,240 --> 00:42:23,000
Aaron Brennan.

861
00:42:23,140 --> 00:42:23,560
Fucking hell.

862
00:42:23,620 --> 00:42:24,240
Five, ten minutes.

863
00:42:24,620 --> 00:42:26,400
Aaron, if you're going down there, man,

864
00:42:26,760 --> 00:42:31,380
you need to, you need to have something like a big sign or some shit and tell us on the stream what it is.

865
00:42:33,620 --> 00:42:34,660
I can't believe it.

866
00:42:35,420 --> 00:42:36,920
I can't fucking believe it.

867
00:42:38,300 --> 00:42:43,540
We need you, if you're going down there, listen, guys, if you're going down there, you need to get this guy to chat.

868
00:42:43,660 --> 00:42:48,140
We need to get this guy to fucking wave and to say something about Shenmue or something.

869
00:42:48,260 --> 00:42:49,620
I don't, not that we can hear him.

870
00:42:51,240 --> 00:42:52,240
Don't get in a fight.

871
00:42:52,380 --> 00:42:55,000
Hopefully nobody gets in a fight on the stream.

872
00:42:56,720 --> 00:43:00,300
From, from our fucking chat stream or whatever the fuck, like, you know.

873
00:43:00,520 --> 00:43:01,880
We don't want anyone getting hurt.

874
00:43:01,880 --> 00:43:05,980
Also, if you're steamed, stay at home.

875
00:43:08,760 --> 00:43:13,620
This is a warning to everyone who might be, if you're fucking steamed, stay at home.

876
00:43:13,860 --> 00:43:14,600
We don't need you.

877
00:43:14,660 --> 00:43:16,940
There's a yellow pisshead warning out.

878
00:43:17,080 --> 00:43:20,260
Met Aaron have issued a yellow pisshead warning.

879
00:43:22,080 --> 00:43:24,160
We're at the witching hour at 8pm.

880
00:43:24,620 --> 00:43:26,800
A lot of the hardcore have already retired.

881
00:43:27,060 --> 00:43:31,760
They started drinking around fucking midday, 2, 3pm.

882
00:43:32,300 --> 00:43:33,920
They're fucked and they're gone home.

883
00:43:34,060 --> 00:43:36,400
All you're going to be left with is the dregs.

884
00:43:36,780 --> 00:43:38,180
I repeat, the dregs.

885
00:43:38,280 --> 00:43:40,360
Stay safe out there, okay?

886
00:43:43,620 --> 00:43:45,280
Cian suggested the live stream.

887
00:43:45,400 --> 00:43:46,060
Fair play to him.

888
00:43:46,060 --> 00:43:46,140
Okay.

889
00:43:53,260 --> 00:43:54,400
Dial him in on Discord.

890
00:43:54,560 --> 00:43:56,040
I don't have a Discord, Fenner.

891
00:43:58,360 --> 00:43:59,460
The old Fenster.

892
00:44:08,580 --> 00:44:11,840
Coram Irsay says, don't be going down tooled up.

893
00:44:17,220 --> 00:44:19,800
We don't want anyone getting fucking tooled up, man.

894
00:44:19,980 --> 00:44:20,300
All right?

895
00:44:20,440 --> 00:44:20,700
Listen.

896
00:44:21,580 --> 00:44:23,800
That's not what this is about tonight.

897
00:44:24,060 --> 00:44:29,360
It's about fucking good times, good people, and sound skins.

898
00:44:29,740 --> 00:44:33,600
And already, a nice little area is opened up around here.

899
00:44:33,680 --> 00:44:34,280
It's safe.

900
00:44:34,420 --> 00:44:36,420
This is the designated safe zone.

901
00:44:36,940 --> 00:44:38,400
If you are going to go down there.

902
00:44:38,960 --> 00:44:41,600
What we're looking for is someone to kind of chat to this guy.

903
00:44:42,280 --> 00:44:44,320
And to do a kind of, what can we do?

904
00:44:44,380 --> 00:44:46,000
A kind of snakey kind of move.

905
00:44:49,880 --> 00:44:50,940
Something like this.

906
00:44:51,300 --> 00:44:53,740
I'm looking for the best snake dance.

907
00:44:54,340 --> 00:44:57,740
What we want is someone to go down there and dance like a snake.

908
00:44:57,740 --> 00:44:57,740
Okay.

909
00:44:57,740 --> 00:45:19,080
We want you to dance like a snake outside this place.

910
00:45:19,480 --> 00:45:20,860
I don't know what it's called, man.

911
00:45:22,040 --> 00:45:23,740
Outside this place here.

912
00:45:24,800 --> 00:45:25,700
Right there.

913
00:45:26,660 --> 00:45:28,280
Your best snake.

914
00:45:35,720 --> 00:45:37,600
Somebody was sick in that area.

915
00:45:40,400 --> 00:45:44,380
Two people have said they'd make it there if I could go to Dublin, if I could come back from Portugal.

916
00:45:45,260 --> 00:45:47,240
Give him the huckle book, says Colin Mulally.

917
00:45:48,620 --> 00:45:52,960
Colin Mulally wants someone to specifically give someone else the huckle book.

918
00:45:53,620 --> 00:45:54,860
Make of that what you will.

919
00:45:55,580 --> 00:45:57,380
Whatever a huckle.

920
00:45:57,660 --> 00:45:57,960
Uh oh.

921
00:45:58,040 --> 00:45:58,380
See that?

922
00:45:58,580 --> 00:45:58,940
See this?

923
00:45:59,060 --> 00:45:59,840
Dodgy boys, man.

924
00:46:00,500 --> 00:46:02,020
They've just robbed someone's phone.

925
00:46:02,760 --> 00:46:04,720
And the fucking shades are there doing nothing.

926
00:46:06,320 --> 00:46:10,300
The shades might as well have been fucking wearing shades because they couldn't see anything going on.

927
00:46:12,780 --> 00:46:13,820
Timestamp that anyway.

928
00:46:13,960 --> 00:46:15,160
We might need to refer to that.

929
00:46:15,260 --> 00:46:15,900
Someone's going to.

930
00:46:16,960 --> 00:46:17,960
I bet you someone's just being robbed.

931
00:46:17,960 --> 00:46:18,860
I bet you someone's just being robbed.

932
00:46:18,860 --> 00:46:21,420
They were awful quick and nimble, weren't they?

933
00:46:21,420 --> 00:46:22,260
The boys.

934
00:46:22,500 --> 00:46:24,060
I'd say it's open season.

935
00:46:25,640 --> 00:46:27,700
I'd say it's open season down there.

936
00:46:29,840 --> 00:46:31,680
For thieves in pickpockets.

937
00:46:33,980 --> 00:46:34,840
They're the boys.

938
00:46:34,920 --> 00:46:35,800
The boys in green.

939
00:46:36,560 --> 00:46:38,100
The real heroes of the day.

940
00:46:39,480 --> 00:46:41,020
The boys in luminous green.

941
00:46:41,960 --> 00:46:43,320
It was a clean getaway.

942
00:46:45,840 --> 00:46:47,860
Tell us about Sarajevo while we wait.

943
00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:49,200
I'll try and find the clip of.

944
00:46:50,460 --> 00:46:50,900
I'll.

945
00:46:51,260 --> 00:46:52,400
Called A13.

946
00:46:52,660 --> 00:46:54,860
While we're waiting for this person or whoever it is.

947
00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:55,800
Are they spoofers?

948
00:46:55,880 --> 00:46:57,180
Are they fucking really going down?

949
00:47:00,180 --> 00:47:02,020
I'll find the Sarajevo video.

950
00:47:03,880 --> 00:47:04,820
And then we'll play.

951
00:47:04,980 --> 00:47:07,020
Once we get someone down there who does this.

952
00:47:07,440 --> 00:47:08,980
Then we can move on to the games.

953
00:47:10,080 --> 00:47:11,340
Sunday night Hames.

954
00:47:11,640 --> 00:47:12,960
St. Patrick's night games.

955
00:47:20,840 --> 00:47:22,720
It is getting dodgy down there I think.

956
00:47:24,640 --> 00:47:25,680
Pure fucking dodge.

957
00:47:25,680 --> 00:47:31,360
That's nice peaceful.

958
00:47:32,260 --> 00:47:33,480
Fucking pure peace.

959
00:47:34,420 --> 00:47:35,620
Play the peace pipe.

960
00:47:39,100 --> 00:47:41,060
It's getting dodgy.

961
00:47:43,020 --> 00:47:45,020
It's getting dodgy.

962
00:47:47,140 --> 00:47:49,060
It's getting dodgy.

963
00:47:51,100 --> 00:47:52,940
It's getting dodgy.

964
00:47:52,960 --> 00:47:54,720
It's Bosnia and Sarajevo is it?

965
00:47:55,240 --> 00:47:57,000
Or Sarajevo in Bosnia is it?

966
00:47:58,920 --> 00:48:02,360
Did you see the big blob of tar that was fucking floating around?

967
00:48:02,540 --> 00:48:04,460
Doing a spin up a town.

968
00:48:08,460 --> 00:48:11,400
It's the last time someone does that in my area.

969
00:48:12,400 --> 00:48:13,740
I'll make hands of the cunt.

970
00:48:13,740 --> 00:48:40,460
One of the fucking worst ones now was the Bosnia war.

971
00:48:40,460 --> 00:48:43,580
We were drafted by NATO.

972
00:48:43,580 --> 00:48:44,080
By NATO.

973
00:48:44,080 --> 00:48:44,820
Myself.

974
00:48:45,520 --> 00:48:47,120
And a few of the lads from uptown.

975
00:48:48,580 --> 00:48:49,700
We were drinking.

976
00:48:49,700 --> 00:48:49,760
We were drinking.

977
00:48:50,260 --> 00:48:51,160
In Davies.

978
00:48:51,700 --> 00:48:52,440
Bar and lounge.

979
00:48:53,360 --> 00:48:55,420
And NATO came in and said listen.

980
00:48:55,700 --> 00:48:57,340
Put the pints down lads.

981
00:48:57,380 --> 00:48:57,800
We need you.

982
00:48:59,080 --> 00:49:00,280
We said what's going on?

983
00:49:00,340 --> 00:49:01,000
What's the story?

984
00:49:01,740 --> 00:49:02,640
I've work in the morning.

985
00:49:03,520 --> 00:49:04,200
This better be good.

986
00:49:04,640 --> 00:49:05,280
We said listen.

987
00:49:05,840 --> 00:49:07,980
You might have to take a few days off there.

988
00:49:08,460 --> 00:49:10,200
We're willing to pay you a time and a half.

989
00:49:11,200 --> 00:49:12,900
Can you head out to fucking Sarajevo?

990
00:49:14,080 --> 00:49:14,860
Time and a half.

991
00:49:15,020 --> 00:49:16,920
You'd want to be throwing in something else there.

992
00:49:17,180 --> 00:49:17,680
They go okay.

993
00:49:17,800 --> 00:49:18,000
Right.

994
00:49:18,100 --> 00:49:19,180
We'll give you the time and a half.

995
00:49:20,500 --> 00:49:22,580
And we'll fucking throw in a tank as well.

996
00:49:23,300 --> 00:49:24,260
I looked over.

997
00:49:24,380 --> 00:49:25,440
Creepy creepy looked mean.

998
00:49:25,880 --> 00:49:27,540
The cogs started turning then.

999
00:49:27,740 --> 00:49:28,120
Like you know.

1000
00:49:28,520 --> 00:49:29,480
If we had a tank.

1001
00:49:30,100 --> 00:49:31,840
Imagine driving that around the fucking town.

1002
00:49:32,400 --> 00:49:34,320
We might put a fucking spoiler on it.

1003
00:49:34,460 --> 00:49:36,900
Or a couple of no fear stickers.

1004
00:49:37,620 --> 00:49:39,000
We'll be driving that around the town.

1005
00:49:39,080 --> 00:49:39,460
No bother.

1006
00:49:39,620 --> 00:49:40,560
And it'll be fucking class.

1007
00:49:40,680 --> 00:49:41,660
We'll look like legends.

1008
00:49:42,300 --> 00:49:42,900
In the tank.

1009
00:49:44,440 --> 00:49:47,260
I stepped out of the fucking Chinook helicopter.

1010
00:49:47,500 --> 00:49:49,020
Onto the fucking tarmac.

1011
00:49:49,680 --> 00:49:50,000
I was like.

1012
00:49:52,520 --> 00:49:54,080
Is this fucking Sarajevo?

1013
00:49:57,340 --> 00:49:58,780
It's a fucking kip.

1014
00:50:00,040 --> 00:50:00,980
And oh jeez.

1015
00:50:01,040 --> 00:50:02,260
It was an awful fucking mess out there.

1016
00:50:02,260 --> 00:50:03,400
It's a fucking kip.

1017
00:50:03,500 --> 00:50:04,560
It was an awful mess.

1018
00:50:04,700 --> 00:50:05,320
A fucking kip.

1019
00:50:05,420 --> 00:50:07,180
There was fucking body parts.

1020
00:50:07,540 --> 00:50:10,580
And fucking bits of fucking skulls and bones.

1021
00:50:10,720 --> 00:50:11,780
Skulls and crossbones.

1022
00:50:11,940 --> 00:50:12,680
And fucking pirates.

1023
00:50:12,800 --> 00:50:13,920
And all that kind of crack you know.

1024
00:50:14,700 --> 00:50:16,160
And Nate Hall gave us the mission then.

1025
00:50:16,240 --> 00:50:16,980
They said listen lads.

1026
00:50:17,420 --> 00:50:19,280
There's a gang of fucking peasants.

1027
00:50:20,220 --> 00:50:21,320
Trapped in a box.

1028
00:50:21,940 --> 00:50:23,020
There's five peasants.

1029
00:50:23,180 --> 00:50:24,760
And one of them has a key to the city.

1030
00:50:25,760 --> 00:50:27,200
We need to save them.

1031
00:50:28,560 --> 00:50:30,320
And we absealed down.

1032
00:50:30,740 --> 00:50:32,100
I had a bomb in my hand.

1033
00:50:32,420 --> 00:50:34,180
And I had to plant the fucking bomb.

1034
00:50:34,860 --> 00:50:35,700
Down below.

1035
00:50:36,180 --> 00:50:36,540
Whoop.

1036
00:50:37,380 --> 00:50:38,520
Straight down the building.

1037
00:50:39,600 --> 00:50:40,900
And Creepy was then.

1038
00:50:41,060 --> 00:50:42,140
It was like a water slide.

1039
00:50:42,280 --> 00:51:09,620
What the fuck is going on? It's fucking mental! I could hear Creepy up the top. Woo! Woo! Woo! We were having great fun. We found the box full of peasants and we could hear people inside going, whatever about people being trapped in a box. I had to deal with Creepy who wasn't the sharpest tool in the fucking box.

1040
00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:36,780
He goes, he gets the crowbar and he just goes, here we are. Hey, Viper, watch this. Fuck ya! Whomp! And Creepy knew, Creepy knew as soon as he'd done it, he knew what he'd done. Oh, fuck, man, what do we do? No, what do we do? Open it up, man. We'll get the fucking key and get the fuck out of here. Creepy wrenches it open. Someone's fucking, someone's dead inside that lake, you know, and then there's four other peasants inside going,

1041
00:51:37,720 --> 00:51:52,380
Creepy's like this. Hey, I'm fucking sorry. Do you have a key? And they're like, take this key anyway. Hey, good luck.

1042
00:51:53,520 --> 00:52:01,120
Creepy fucks off then, like, you know, he left me to deal with the peasants. Said, listen, peasants, you'd want to move out of this place because it's going to blow up.

1043
00:52:01,120 --> 00:52:10,520
I'm sorry about your father. We've killed him. Creepy was hungover. He didn't know that the crowbar would go through the fucking box into the skull.

1044
00:52:11,940 --> 00:52:23,140
And you better, you best just go, just go, just go, just go, just go, just go. And they left anyways. I left the bomb there. We fucking went up, back to the helicopter, into the helicopter.

1045
00:52:23,840 --> 00:52:34,520
Flew off then. I pressed the bomb explosion button. The place goes up. And I should have fucking checked to make sure those peasants had gone as well.

1046
00:52:34,520 --> 00:52:49,680
Because the intelligence report afterwards said that they didn't even manage to get out the fucking lobby. So I blew up the building. Not only had Creepy killed the father accidentally, I fucking killed the family then too.

1047
00:52:51,680 --> 00:52:57,280
We were driving around that fucking town for fucking weeks afterwards going, "We are the heroes of Sarajevo."

1048
00:52:57,280 --> 00:53:04,080
We are... and, aw, fucking. Heroes, eh, we were fucking driving up town. Heroes fucking welcome, like, you know?

1049
00:53:04,080 --> 00:53:12,280
Creepy then with, like, this, out the top of the tank. "I'm the fucking... I'm the fucking king of Bosnia. I saved Bosnia."

1050
00:53:12,280 --> 00:53:19,280
And sure, he fucking killed... I was like, "What are you on about, you fucking heder? You killed some cunt."

1051
00:53:19,280 --> 00:53:25,880
And he was like, "Hey, you fucking killed the family, so I... but we saved the tank."

1052
00:53:25,880 --> 00:53:36,280
Anyway, fucking, listen. That's the war story over. I'm fucking digressing. That's later... look, look, the fucking... the tank is on done deal if you want it.

1053
00:53:36,280 --> 00:53:43,880
Anyway, that's the war story. Horror, horror of war. And that's just another... so that's the horror of the Bosnia.

1054
00:53:43,880 --> 00:53:54,480
*Sings*

1055
00:53:54,480 --> 00:53:56,480
Welcome to Sunday Night Games.

1056
00:53:56,480 --> 00:53:58,480
Welcome back to Sunday Night Games.

1057
00:53:58,480 --> 00:54:00,280
*Clears*

1058
00:54:00,280 --> 00:54:04,480
Sunday Night Hames. We're waiting for someone to get down there. Apparently, we've got somebody on the ground.

1059
00:54:04,480 --> 00:54:11,080
They're going down there to the fucking war zone that is Temple Bar at the moment. And they're gonna do a snake...

1060
00:54:11,080 --> 00:54:21,080
Either a snake dance or they're gonna do a live stream from there. What we want is someone really... realistically to be in this zone here where there's nothing...

1061
00:54:21,080 --> 00:54:33,080
Let me move my fat head out the way. Sorry. Wrong fucking one again. Yeah. This is... this is where we want someone to be around here. In this little zone.

1062
00:54:33,080 --> 00:54:36,080
*Clears*

1063
00:54:36,080 --> 00:54:37,680
It'll be pure boom time. *Clears*

1064
00:54:37,680 --> 00:54:39,680
*Clears*

1065
00:54:39,680 --> 00:54:46,680
What is shadow boxing? Look, look! Fucking shadow box, man. You need to do a bit of shadow boxing to keep fucking warm, hey?

1066
00:54:46,680 --> 00:54:47,680
*Clears*

1067
00:54:47,680 --> 00:54:49,680
*Clears*

1068
00:54:49,680 --> 00:54:57,680
Check out these boys here. Who are these? Are they street... are they part of the fucking... Sunday Night Games crew? Are they? Are they just... *Clears*

1069
00:54:57,680 --> 00:55:03,180
They're madzers. They're not boom timers.

1070
00:55:03,180 --> 00:55:33,160
*music*

1071
00:55:33,160 --> 00:55:55,160
*music*

1072
00:55:55,160 --> 00:56:03,140
Right. Are they waving at us? Is that- that's not part of the stream though. They're not part of the fucking stream dream.

1073
00:56:03,140 --> 00:56:04,940
They're just fucking chancers.

1074
00:56:06,740 --> 00:56:08,020
Bottom left.

1075
00:56:15,020 --> 00:56:16,220
Bottom left.

1076
00:56:16,740 --> 00:56:18,040
Can't see anyone bottom left.

1077
00:56:19,620 --> 00:56:21,200
The guards are involved.

1078
00:56:23,760 --> 00:56:26,060
Shadow Boxer has left the fucking...

1079
00:56:26,060 --> 00:56:26,500
His position.

1080
00:56:28,240 --> 00:56:30,360
Nobody is guarding the door anymore.

1081
00:56:30,360 --> 00:56:40,240
He's gone, Francis.

1082
00:56:40,340 --> 00:56:41,100
What the fuck do you mean?

1083
00:56:41,460 --> 00:56:41,960
John Liu.

1084
00:56:42,240 --> 00:56:42,720
He's gone.

1085
00:56:42,880 --> 00:56:43,040
Who?

1086
00:56:45,920 --> 00:56:46,760
Who is gone?

1087
00:56:48,960 --> 00:56:49,940
Oh, he's gone.

1088
00:56:50,060 --> 00:56:51,220
Is he shadow boxed out here?

1089
00:56:51,400 --> 00:56:51,640
Okay.

1090
00:56:56,600 --> 00:56:58,740
There's a few fucking bad cunts around, I'd say.

1091
00:56:58,960 --> 00:57:00,240
Bad cunts, bad cunts.

1092
00:57:00,440 --> 00:57:01,160
What you gonna do?

1093
00:57:01,400 --> 00:57:03,060
What you gonna do when they come for you?

1094
00:57:03,180 --> 00:57:04,220
Bad cunts, bad cunts.

1095
00:57:04,420 --> 00:57:05,200
What you gonna do?

1096
00:57:05,400 --> 00:57:07,160
What you gonna do when they come for you?

1097
00:57:11,000 --> 00:57:11,280
Spiders.

1098
00:57:15,100 --> 00:57:15,460
Spiders.

1099
00:57:15,460 --> 00:57:16,220
Bad cunts, bad cunts.

1100
00:57:16,360 --> 00:57:17,120
What you gonna do?

1101
00:57:17,360 --> 00:57:19,060
What you gonna do when they come for you?

1102
00:57:19,180 --> 00:57:20,200
Bad cunts, bad cunts.

1103
00:57:20,360 --> 00:57:20,540
Yeah.

1104
00:57:20,540 --> 00:57:21,180
What you gonna do?

1105
00:57:21,380 --> 00:57:23,140
What you gonna do when they come for you?

1106
00:57:24,360 --> 00:57:29,520
Sarah Schneek has donated 1.69 euro to the main frame.

1107
00:57:30,320 --> 00:57:31,660
Welcome to the main frame.

1108
00:57:32,260 --> 00:57:33,600
I hope you're fucking keeping well.

1109
00:57:34,020 --> 00:57:35,320
And thanks very much for that tip.

1110
00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:37,320
You're a real space star.

1111
00:57:37,520 --> 00:57:38,820
You're out there with Orion.

1112
00:57:39,520 --> 00:57:40,220
The Big Dipper.

1113
00:57:40,460 --> 00:57:40,780
Yeah.

1114
00:57:41,020 --> 00:57:41,620
Fucking...

1115
00:57:41,620 --> 00:57:42,860
The Plough.

1116
00:57:44,860 --> 00:57:49,140
The solar system known as Rodri Santiago as well.

1117
00:57:50,640 --> 00:57:52,500
I wanna say a big thanks to Rodri.

1118
00:57:52,660 --> 00:57:53,480
You're a great guy.

1119
00:57:54,520 --> 00:57:55,800
We're still waiting.

1120
00:57:56,720 --> 00:57:59,720
Still no sign of a snake dance yet.

1121
00:57:59,840 --> 00:58:00,320
But we...

1122
00:58:00,320 --> 00:58:00,880
I mean...

1123
00:58:00,880 --> 00:58:01,720
We live in hope.

1124
00:58:01,840 --> 00:58:05,840
Some guy called Aaron on the stream chat said he's going down there.

1125
00:58:06,320 --> 00:58:08,500
Also, Aisling said she's going down there.

1126
00:58:08,540 --> 00:58:10,280
I hope she's okay and she's got support.

1127
00:58:12,420 --> 00:58:12,980
It's...

1128
00:58:12,980 --> 00:58:14,880
T-minus 5 minutes.

1129
00:58:15,780 --> 00:58:17,380
Aaron Brennan is on the way.

1130
00:58:17,500 --> 00:58:20,120
We have confirmation that Aaron Brennan is on the way.

1131
00:58:20,500 --> 00:58:22,200
He should be there in about 5 minutes.

1132
00:58:23,300 --> 00:58:24,020
Hopefully...

1133
00:58:24,020 --> 00:58:25,100
Is the Lewis running?

1134
00:58:25,220 --> 00:58:26,520
Is the Lewis even fucking working?

1135
00:58:26,740 --> 00:58:28,960
I heard it crash into a fucking bus the last day.

1136
00:58:29,840 --> 00:58:30,740
It was dodgy.

1137
00:58:31,680 --> 00:58:35,640
I did a news report on the Lewis there and how dodgy it was a few...

1138
00:58:35,640 --> 00:58:40,940
Did you see the big blob of tar that was fucking floating around doing a spin up a town?

1139
00:58:42,280 --> 00:58:45,400
One of the fucking worst ones now was the Bosnia...

1140
00:58:45,400 --> 00:58:47,800
Last time someone does that in my area.

1141
00:58:48,740 --> 00:58:50,260
I make hands of the cunt.

1142
00:58:50,900 --> 00:58:52,300
And a few of the lads from uptown.

1143
00:58:53,080 --> 00:58:54,240
We were...

1144
00:58:54,240 --> 00:58:54,920
We were drinking.

1145
00:58:55,800 --> 00:58:56,780
It's the wrong clip.

1146
00:58:57,400 --> 00:59:01,080
I'm trying to find fucking clips here and I'm having a hard time finding the clips.

1147
00:59:01,540 --> 00:59:02,060
One sec now.

1148
00:59:02,140 --> 00:59:02,480
Lewis.

1149
00:59:03,200 --> 00:59:03,600
Lewis.

1150
00:59:05,180 --> 00:59:05,620
Lewis.

1151
00:59:05,800 --> 00:59:06,880
Make source visible.

1152
00:59:07,640 --> 00:59:08,680
Browse for file.

1153
00:59:09,840 --> 00:59:10,540
Game clips.

1154
00:59:12,220 --> 00:59:13,020
Game clips.

1155
00:59:13,380 --> 00:59:14,340
11th November.

1156
00:59:14,460 --> 00:59:16,420
That's how far back we have to fucking go to find this.

1157
00:59:16,420 --> 00:59:27,080
This one...

1158
00:59:27,080 --> 00:59:29,360
This one fucking takes the biscuit now.

1159
00:59:29,720 --> 00:59:30,540
Journal.ie.

1160
00:59:30,700 --> 00:59:31,920
The usual suspects.

1161
00:59:32,200 --> 00:59:33,580
Was your Snapchat worth it?

1162
00:59:33,840 --> 00:59:37,320
Emergency brakes used by Lewis drivers 550 times this year.

1163
00:59:37,480 --> 00:59:39,320
People breaking red lights.

1164
00:59:39,320 --> 00:59:41,580
And not paying attention.

1165
00:59:41,580 --> 00:59:47,400
The two main reasons for near misses of the Lewis system hitting either cars or people.

1166
00:59:48,300 --> 00:59:52,140
Why don't you look at the fucking problem of your own self, Lewis?

1167
00:59:52,740 --> 00:59:53,640
Are you listening, Lewis?

1168
00:59:54,300 --> 00:59:56,800
And if you are, you can say whether I'm right or wrong.

1169
00:59:57,260 --> 01:00:00,000
It was never your intention to run over people or hit cars.

1170
01:00:00,380 --> 01:00:04,920
What you wanted was a situation whereby you could fucking travel up and down and through the city.

1171
01:00:05,680 --> 01:00:06,560
It's 2018.

1172
01:00:07,480 --> 01:00:09,080
Having fucking trains on roads.

1173
01:00:10,300 --> 01:00:10,620
It's...

1174
01:00:10,620 --> 01:00:11,300
Build a tunnel.

1175
01:00:11,760 --> 01:00:14,540
Build a tunnel and put the trains in the fucking tunnels.

1176
01:00:15,580 --> 01:00:17,500
You're a fucking train on a road, Lewis.

1177
01:00:18,800 --> 01:00:20,640
And I have no sympathy for you.

1178
01:00:20,740 --> 01:00:23,380
And the people out there who you're running over on Snapchat.

1179
01:00:23,800 --> 01:00:25,620
They can hardly fucking hear you coming.

1180
01:00:26,200 --> 01:00:29,380
You've got a stupid fake bell at your ring.

1181
01:00:30,380 --> 01:00:31,200
Listen, Lewis.

1182
01:00:31,520 --> 01:00:33,160
It's come to the crunch now.

1183
01:00:33,620 --> 01:00:35,880
You're going to have to get off the fucking road and build a tunnel.

1184
01:00:36,600 --> 01:00:39,760
I don't want to see you around here ever again.

1185
01:00:40,220 --> 01:00:40,800
Okay, Lewis?

1186
01:00:43,800 --> 01:00:46,300
Now, are we okay, Lewis?

1187
01:00:46,580 --> 01:00:47,260
Are we all right?

1188
01:00:47,900 --> 01:00:48,880
Do you want to go for...

1189
01:00:48,880 --> 01:00:50,060
Hey, hey, Lewis.

1190
01:00:50,960 --> 01:00:52,200
You're going for pints later, are you?

1191
01:00:53,280 --> 01:00:54,340
I see you later, Lewis.

1192
01:00:54,560 --> 01:00:54,780
Hey.

1193
01:00:57,340 --> 01:00:58,780
I see you later, Lewis.

1194
01:00:59,360 --> 01:01:00,360
I'm going for a pint.

1195
01:01:00,440 --> 01:01:01,660
I'll buy you a pint later, Lewis.

1196
01:01:01,660 --> 01:01:14,880
Why don't you fucking look at yourselves, Lewis?

1197
01:01:15,240 --> 01:01:17,000
Hey, Lewis, you're listening in to me.

1198
01:01:17,020 --> 01:01:17,420
I know it.

1199
01:01:18,760 --> 01:01:20,100
You're a train on a road.

1200
01:01:20,300 --> 01:01:20,980
You need a tunnel.

1201
01:01:21,260 --> 01:01:23,420
Get off the fucking road and into a tunnel now.

1202
01:01:23,520 --> 01:01:24,080
Build a tunnel.

1203
01:01:24,200 --> 01:01:25,640
Build that fucking tunnel now, Lewis.

1204
01:01:25,780 --> 01:01:27,300
I swear to fuck, Lewis.

1205
01:01:27,380 --> 01:01:28,420
Build that tunnel now.

1206
01:01:28,560 --> 01:01:31,120
And drive your fucking train inside that tunnel.

1207
01:01:31,440 --> 01:01:32,380
Get off the roads.

1208
01:01:33,000 --> 01:01:34,840
You're no use to anyone on a road.

1209
01:01:34,940 --> 01:01:35,820
It's 2018.

1210
01:01:36,140 --> 01:01:38,600
We look like fucking jokes having trains on roads.

1211
01:01:39,000 --> 01:01:40,100
Build the tunnel now.

1212
01:01:40,760 --> 01:01:41,980
Build that fucking tunnel.

1213
01:01:41,980 --> 01:01:53,200
Welcome to Sunday Night Shames.

1214
01:01:53,200 --> 01:01:58,860
Where we're waiting for Aaron to go down to this fucking war zone here and do a little snake dance.

1215
01:01:58,940 --> 01:02:00,100
Then we can get the games going.

1216
01:02:02,960 --> 01:02:04,480
His name is Aaron.

1217
01:02:04,620 --> 01:02:06,320
His name is Aaron, everyone.

1218
01:02:06,580 --> 01:02:07,580
Remember that name.

1219
01:02:08,080 --> 01:02:14,200
Because if he does this, if he comes through, if Aaron comes through, well, I don't know.

1220
01:02:14,400 --> 01:02:15,860
I'm really going to be surprised.

1221
01:02:16,000 --> 01:02:17,600
It's going to be a big deal for me.

1222
01:02:17,680 --> 01:02:18,940
It's going to be a big deal for the stream.

1223
01:02:19,180 --> 01:02:20,000
Shady Ganley.

1224
01:02:20,220 --> 01:02:21,040
Thank you very much.

1225
01:02:21,160 --> 01:02:22,080
That's very kind of you.

1226
01:02:22,160 --> 01:02:23,140
And I appreciate it.

1227
01:02:23,360 --> 01:02:25,340
1.27 in the fucking pouch.

1228
01:02:25,980 --> 01:02:28,920
That's going towards a fucking little sack of peanuts.

1229
01:02:31,480 --> 01:02:33,020
You old snake in the box.

1230
01:02:36,720 --> 01:02:41,220
Do you reckon Aaron and Kristen Reed in the chat seems to think that Aaron's a fucking spoofer?

1231
01:02:42,100 --> 01:02:43,620
He was telling us two minutes.

1232
01:02:45,820 --> 01:02:48,220
And he said that he's going to be around here.

1233
01:02:48,300 --> 01:02:52,920
We've told everyone to go around here and do some kind of snake-like dance.

1234
01:02:53,620 --> 01:02:54,500
Who's this in the...

1235
01:02:54,500 --> 01:02:55,440
Who's got the bag there?

1236
01:02:55,500 --> 01:02:55,660
Look.

1237
01:02:55,720 --> 01:02:56,200
Who's that?

1238
01:02:57,160 --> 01:02:58,400
Is that anyone we know?

1239
01:02:58,480 --> 01:02:59,320
Is that Aaron?

1240
01:02:59,320 --> 01:02:59,640
Is it?

1241
01:02:59,640 --> 01:02:59,700
Is it?

1242
01:02:59,700 --> 01:03:07,900
Oh my god.

1243
01:03:07,900 --> 01:03:08,240
It is.

1244
01:03:08,380 --> 01:03:08,620
Look.

1245
01:03:08,760 --> 01:03:09,320
Look everyone.

1246
01:03:09,980 --> 01:03:10,520
Let's zoom in.

1247
01:03:10,580 --> 01:03:11,200
Let's zoom in.

1248
01:03:11,620 --> 01:03:12,460
I can't believe it.

1249
01:03:12,560 --> 01:03:13,900
This is the fucking boom time.

1250
01:03:16,080 --> 01:03:24,780
He's doing it.

1251
01:03:24,780 --> 01:03:27,280
He's doing the snake dance.

1252
01:03:27,360 --> 01:03:27,820
Look at him.

1253
01:03:28,380 --> 01:03:29,300
Look at him go.

1254
01:03:30,320 --> 01:03:32,640
Look at that for a fucking snake dance, man.

1255
01:03:33,380 --> 01:03:34,200
Fucking legend.

1256
01:03:35,200 --> 01:03:40,640
That was fucking short, sharp and fucking sweet, man.

1257
01:03:41,140 --> 01:03:41,760
He did it.

1258
01:03:42,080 --> 01:03:43,640
I can't fucking believe it, man.

1259
01:03:47,420 --> 01:03:48,860
Is that Aaron or Aisling?

1260
01:03:50,440 --> 01:03:51,660
What a fucking hero.

1261
01:03:54,240 --> 01:03:55,580
That was so quick, man.

1262
01:03:55,620 --> 01:03:56,140
It was like...

1263
01:03:56,140 --> 01:03:56,860
That was blinking.

1264
01:03:57,000 --> 01:03:57,520
You miss it.

1265
01:04:01,100 --> 01:04:02,920
He had a fucking sign as well.

1266
01:04:03,880 --> 01:04:05,120
I cannot believe it.

1267
01:04:05,200 --> 01:04:06,100
That was incredible.

1268
01:04:07,380 --> 01:04:08,380
That's incredible.

1269
01:04:09,120 --> 01:04:10,140
Does anybody...

1270
01:04:10,140 --> 01:04:10,860
We've...

1271
01:04:10,860 --> 01:04:13,400
Forget Elon Musk going to space.

1272
01:04:13,400 --> 01:04:14,400
Forget...

1273
01:04:15,360 --> 01:04:17,580
Electric cars.

1274
01:04:20,520 --> 01:04:21,200
Vaporizers.

1275
01:04:23,000 --> 01:04:24,400
The future is this.

1276
01:04:25,280 --> 01:04:26,200
Aaron Brennan.

1277
01:04:26,700 --> 01:04:28,920
Doing a fucking dance in the war zone.

1278
01:04:29,160 --> 01:04:30,700
That is Temple Bar.

1279
01:04:31,680 --> 01:04:32,720
What a legend, man.

1280
01:04:33,140 --> 01:04:33,600
That was...

1281
01:04:33,600 --> 01:04:34,240
He's great...

1282
01:04:34,240 --> 01:04:34,580
Aaron.

1283
01:04:35,460 --> 01:04:36,460
You're a fucking legend.

1284
01:04:36,560 --> 01:04:38,520
And you've greatly enhanced your reputation, Aaron.

1285
01:04:38,700 --> 01:04:40,100
He greatly enhanced his reputation.

1286
01:04:40,300 --> 01:04:41,800
Greatly enhanced his reputation.

1287
01:04:42,560 --> 01:04:43,760
And you're listening in to this, Pat.

1288
01:04:43,800 --> 01:04:45,280
So you can say it's right or wrong.

1289
01:04:45,340 --> 01:04:46,100
Say it's right or wrong.

1290
01:04:46,100 --> 01:04:48,160
What you wanted to do was to get a situation

1291
01:04:48,160 --> 01:04:49,300
where in the future,

1292
01:04:49,960 --> 01:04:52,100
the possibility would be created in the next

1293
01:04:52,100 --> 01:04:53,120
Shree-shee.

1294
01:04:53,120 --> 01:04:53,380
Shree-shee.

1295
01:04:53,380 --> 01:04:54,460
Shree-shee.

1296
01:04:54,460 --> 01:04:55,440
Shree-shee.

1297
01:04:55,440 --> 01:04:56,260
Shree-shee.

1298
01:04:56,260 --> 01:04:56,280
Shree-shee.

1299
01:04:56,280 --> 01:04:57,540
Greatly enhanced his reputation.

1300
01:04:57,540 --> 01:04:58,300
Shree-shee.

1301
01:04:58,300 --> 01:04:59,220
Shree-shee.

1302
01:04:59,220 --> 01:05:00,220
Shree-shee.

1303
01:05:00,220 --> 01:05:01,260
We're in the future.

1304
01:05:01,260 --> 01:05:02,100
Shree-shee.

1305
01:05:02,100 --> 01:05:03,020
Shree-shee.

1306
01:05:03,020 --> 01:05:03,900
Shree-shee.

1307
01:05:03,900 --> 01:05:05,220
Greatly enhanced his reputation.

1308
01:05:05,220 --> 01:05:06,060
Shree-shee.

1309
01:05:06,060 --> 01:05:07,020
Shree-shee.

1310
01:05:07,020 --> 01:05:07,940
Shree-shee.

1311
01:05:07,940 --> 01:05:08,940
We're in the future.

1312
01:05:08,940 --> 01:05:10,280
Good evening, gay.

1313
01:05:10,280 --> 01:05:10,600
Yes.

1314
01:05:12,600 --> 01:05:14,160
Good evening, gay.

1315
01:05:14,220 --> 01:05:14,460
Yes.

1316
01:05:14,700 --> 01:05:16,700
Pat Talks MEP here.

1317
01:05:16,700 --> 01:05:17,980
Good evening, gay.

1318
01:05:18,080 --> 01:05:18,280
Yes.

1319
01:05:18,280 --> 01:05:20,420
Pat Talks MEP here.

1320
01:05:20,420 --> 01:05:25,760
Good evening, gang.

1321
01:05:25,760 --> 01:05:26,000
Yes.

1322
01:05:26,000 --> 01:05:40,000
Let me be here.

1323
01:05:40,000 --> 01:06:09,980
Good evening.

1324
01:06:09,980 --> 01:06:39,960
Good evening.

1325
01:06:39,960 --> 01:06:41,960
Good evening.

1326
01:06:41,960 --> 01:06:43,960
Good evening.

1327
01:06:43,960 --> 01:06:45,960
Good evening.

1328
01:06:45,960 --> 01:06:47,960
Good evening.

1329
01:06:47,960 --> 01:06:49,960
Good evening.

1330
01:06:49,960 --> 01:06:51,960
Good evening.

1331
01:06:51,960 --> 01:06:53,960
Good evening.

1332
01:06:53,960 --> 01:06:55,960
Good evening.

1333
01:06:55,960 --> 01:06:57,960
Good evening.

1334
01:06:57,960 --> 01:06:59,960
Good evening.

1335
01:06:59,960 --> 01:06:59,960
Good evening.

1336
01:06:59,960 --> 01:06:59,960
Good evening.

1337
01:06:59,960 --> 01:06:59,960
Good evening.

1338
01:06:59,960 --> 01:07:01,960
Good evening.

1339
01:07:01,960 --> 01:07:03,960
Good evening.

1340
01:07:03,960 --> 01:07:05,960
Good evening.

1341
01:07:05,960 --> 01:07:07,180
And it says baby cow.

1342
01:07:08,200 --> 01:07:11,700
And I want to say thank you for justice for Hazuki.

1343
01:07:12,000 --> 01:07:15,880
Jesse, T22BC, who says this one's for Aaron.

1344
01:07:16,020 --> 01:07:16,900
Thanks for the tip.

1345
01:07:17,220 --> 01:07:18,060
There you are.

1346
01:07:18,360 --> 01:07:20,480
Jesse says he's drinking smithicks in the shed.

1347
01:07:20,620 --> 01:07:21,580
Thanks for your donation.

1348
01:07:21,840 --> 01:07:22,600
I hope you're okay.

1349
01:07:26,100 --> 01:07:27,420
Who else is there now?

1350
01:07:27,420 --> 01:07:28,020
Shano.

1351
01:07:29,780 --> 01:07:35,760
Someone called IRA Aaron or IR Aaron says hashtag believe.

1352
01:07:36,100 --> 01:07:36,600
Yeah.

1353
01:07:38,160 --> 01:07:40,400
And says here's one euro 76.

1354
01:07:41,160 --> 01:07:43,720
Listen, Aaron, you're a fucking legend, man.

1355
01:07:43,900 --> 01:07:45,280
And you've made us all very happy.

1356
01:07:45,380 --> 01:07:51,000
I can't believe that your prowess, your geographical prowess,

1357
01:07:51,260 --> 01:07:58,020
and your ability to get down to a space fast and hold up a sign and do a snake dance.

1358
01:07:59,100 --> 01:08:00,740
It's unparalleled, man.

1359
01:08:01,040 --> 01:08:01,600
You're a legend.

1360
01:08:02,340 --> 01:08:05,020
You've just etched your name into stream history.

1361
01:08:05,020 --> 01:08:08,880
And I said that this would happen before we got into the games.

1362
01:08:09,020 --> 01:08:09,460
And it did.

1363
01:08:09,700 --> 01:08:11,520
And it can only happen with you, the viewers.

1364
01:08:12,520 --> 01:08:14,340
You're what makes this stream what it is.

1365
01:08:15,380 --> 01:08:17,240
You and Pat Cox MEP.

1366
01:08:18,140 --> 01:08:19,180
And Shane Lynch.

1367
01:08:19,560 --> 01:08:21,740
Telling Ryan Tobey to shove it up his fucking hole.

1368
01:08:22,280 --> 01:08:26,040
And a whole host of, a whole myriad of people.

1369
01:08:26,580 --> 01:08:28,020
Also the boom time man.

1370
01:08:29,580 --> 01:08:31,760
But I want to say thanks very much to everyone who's supported.

1371
01:08:31,760 --> 01:08:32,780
I'll buy a pint with that.

1372
01:08:32,780 --> 01:08:33,860
Gentle Monster as well.

1373
01:08:34,220 --> 01:08:35,180
And the Mortinator.

1374
01:08:35,440 --> 01:08:36,180
Oh, look at that.

1375
01:08:36,380 --> 01:08:36,860
The emptiness.

1376
01:08:37,340 --> 01:08:38,060
The fucking emptiness.

1377
01:08:38,240 --> 01:08:38,740
It's gone.

1378
01:08:40,140 --> 01:08:41,380
That's where he was.

1379
01:08:41,920 --> 01:08:43,900
If I could rewind back and show you, I would.

1380
01:08:44,000 --> 01:08:44,660
But I can't.

1381
01:08:45,260 --> 01:08:48,060
And he did the business.

1382
01:08:49,500 --> 01:08:50,940
He fucking did the business.

1383
01:08:51,180 --> 01:08:51,260
Yeah.

1384
01:08:52,940 --> 01:08:54,740
A king amongst men.

1385
01:08:56,220 --> 01:08:57,740
I would say Aaron Brennan.

1386
01:09:00,740 --> 01:09:03,480
Now, what were we going to move on to now?

1387
01:09:03,980 --> 01:09:04,680
Shenmue 2.

1388
01:09:05,000 --> 01:09:06,820
We finished Shenmue 1 the last day.

1389
01:09:10,560 --> 01:09:10,960
Yeah.

1390
01:09:11,260 --> 01:09:13,140
Still could be a bit of fucking madness here though.

1391
01:09:13,920 --> 01:09:14,580
Cleona Road.

1392
01:09:14,680 --> 01:09:15,380
The robot.

1393
01:09:15,860 --> 01:09:16,580
She's in town.

1394
01:09:18,340 --> 01:09:19,660
Throwing coins around.

1395
01:09:22,260 --> 01:09:23,780
Death himself as well.

1396
01:09:23,960 --> 01:09:25,040
And Boxes of Cobra Toxin.

1397
01:09:25,120 --> 01:09:25,760
Thanks very much.

1398
01:09:25,980 --> 01:09:27,440
Rolling a 12 skinner for that.

1399
01:09:27,540 --> 01:09:28,660
What a fucking prince.

1400
01:09:29,420 --> 01:09:30,560
Boxes of Cobra Toxin.

1401
01:09:30,620 --> 01:09:32,000
The long time stalwart.

1402
01:09:32,000 --> 01:09:32,900
I'm a pint with that.

1403
01:09:33,840 --> 01:09:36,440
Has just called out Aaron Brennan.

1404
01:09:36,920 --> 01:09:38,220
As a fucking prince.

1405
01:09:38,900 --> 01:09:39,680
Look at these ones.

1406
01:09:39,980 --> 01:09:41,240
Stumbling out of the fucking.

1407
01:09:42,560 --> 01:09:43,080
Establishment.

1408
01:09:44,780 --> 01:09:47,300
Little do they know they're on this class stream.

1409
01:09:47,300 --> 01:09:49,780
Doing fucking damage.

1410
01:09:50,660 --> 01:09:51,060
Yeah.

1411
01:09:52,300 --> 01:09:53,060
Death himself.

1412
01:09:53,340 --> 01:09:53,760
How are you?

1413
01:09:54,140 --> 01:09:54,700
How are you keeping?

1414
01:09:54,980 --> 01:09:56,200
It's great to see you.

1415
01:09:57,140 --> 01:09:58,080
Really is great to see you.

1416
01:09:59,840 --> 01:10:00,720
Let's have a look now.

1417
01:10:00,980 --> 01:10:01,800
Play a little clip in.

1418
01:10:01,900 --> 01:10:03,040
Then we can move on with the night.

1419
01:10:06,180 --> 01:10:07,960
Do we have something here for you?

1420
01:10:10,580 --> 01:10:10,940
Yeah.

1421
01:10:12,520 --> 01:10:13,440
Emmanuel Tit.

1422
01:10:13,620 --> 01:10:14,440
Is there an Emmanuel?

1423
01:10:14,660 --> 01:10:15,060
Soup.

1424
01:10:15,600 --> 01:10:16,420
Soup and sandwich.

1425
01:10:16,560 --> 01:10:17,220
Thanks very much.

1426
01:10:17,880 --> 01:10:18,760
That's fucking nice.

1427
01:10:19,360 --> 01:10:24,700
Did you see the big blob of tar that was fucking floating around doing a spin up a town?

1428
01:10:27,060 --> 01:10:28,620
Watch out for the blob of tar.

1429
01:10:29,020 --> 01:10:31,660
Last time someone does that in my area.

1430
01:10:32,640 --> 01:10:33,980
I'll make hands of the cunt.

1431
01:10:33,980 --> 01:10:48,600
Please watch out for the blob of tar.

1432
01:10:48,600 --> 01:10:49,040
Please.

1433
01:10:49,720 --> 01:10:49,960
Okay.

1434
01:10:50,200 --> 01:10:52,100
Aaron Brennan is back in the chat.

1435
01:10:52,100 --> 01:10:53,200
He says can I see them?

1436
01:10:53,300 --> 01:10:53,680
Ha ha ha.

1437
01:10:53,760 --> 01:10:55,300
I don't have the fucking stream yet.

1438
01:10:55,680 --> 01:10:57,020
I don't have the clip of you man.

1439
01:10:57,300 --> 01:10:59,980
But I'm going to fucking clip it at the end when I save the thing.

1440
01:11:00,720 --> 01:11:01,280
And you can have it.

1441
01:11:01,360 --> 01:11:03,840
And also there's a baby cow t-shirt winging its way to you.

1442
01:11:04,340 --> 01:11:08,080
Not literally because I haven't even left the chair for the stream.

1443
01:11:08,080 --> 01:11:10,260
But it will be winging its way to you.

1444
01:11:11,060 --> 01:11:12,480
We have to swap details.

1445
01:11:13,080 --> 01:11:13,980
Don't dox yourself.

1446
01:11:14,140 --> 01:11:16,080
Give me a PO box man.

1447
01:11:17,080 --> 01:11:18,980
Don't be giving your address out on the internet.

1448
01:11:23,060 --> 01:11:24,960
So what about that Brexit, huh?

1449
01:11:25,820 --> 01:11:27,160
More like brec-shit.

1450
01:11:28,260 --> 01:11:29,120
Am I right?

1451
01:11:36,040 --> 01:11:38,420
I was out walking the dog the last day.

1452
01:11:39,740 --> 01:11:41,500
We saw a cloud in the sky.

1453
01:11:41,640 --> 01:11:42,620
It looked like a frog.

1454
01:11:44,100 --> 01:11:45,860
I said isn't that hilarious?

1455
01:11:45,860 --> 01:11:50,640
Looked just like a frog.

1456
01:11:55,840 --> 01:11:59,220
What's the deal with the guards stopping you for drinks the next day?

1457
01:12:01,500 --> 01:12:02,820
Are you feeling tension?

1458
01:12:05,120 --> 01:12:07,620
Stresses and strains of the day getting you down, yeah?

1459
01:12:08,940 --> 01:12:10,840
Is there a bit of mental health going on?

1460
01:12:12,100 --> 01:12:13,080
Well if there is, hey.

1461
01:12:13,760 --> 01:12:15,280
Let's just calm down.

1462
01:12:15,280 --> 01:12:16,440
For a moment.

1463
01:12:17,640 --> 01:12:18,760
Okay, look at the sky there.

1464
01:12:18,880 --> 01:12:19,860
A few stars.

1465
01:12:20,180 --> 01:12:21,200
Milky Way job.

1466
01:12:22,280 --> 01:12:24,440
Think about back when you were a young buck.

1467
01:12:26,260 --> 01:12:28,520
Going down the sweetie shop at lunchtime.

1468
01:12:30,020 --> 01:12:32,900
The shopkeeper would only let two of you in at a time.

1469
01:12:32,900 --> 01:12:34,060
In case you're in at a time.

1470
01:12:34,060 --> 01:12:35,400
In case you nicked the chickadees.

1471
01:12:36,000 --> 01:12:40,140
Imagine you're inside an old bowling-a-dust floating around.

1472
01:12:41,100 --> 01:12:42,400
Not a cloth in sight.

1473
01:12:42,520 --> 01:12:44,540
You're having the time of your dusty little life.

1474
01:12:45,840 --> 01:12:47,260
What will I land on today?

1475
01:12:47,260 --> 01:12:49,500
A television?

1476
01:12:49,500 --> 01:12:51,780
A cabinet?

1477
01:12:51,780 --> 01:12:53,980
Maybe an old chest?

1478
01:12:53,980 --> 01:12:56,920
Maybe an old bed knob?

1479
01:12:57,620 --> 01:13:01,160
You'd want to spray a bit of fucking pledge on that bed knob, Mary.

1480
01:13:02,740 --> 01:13:04,600
Imagine being a cloud, like.

1481
01:13:05,380 --> 01:13:08,380
A fluffy, floaty old bollocks in the sky.

1482
01:13:09,980 --> 01:13:11,260
Where are you going to, cloud?

1483
01:13:11,420 --> 01:13:12,460
Are you heading into town?

1484
01:13:13,460 --> 01:13:14,300
I am, yeah.

1485
01:13:14,500 --> 01:13:15,840
Are you going out yourself?

1486
01:13:16,560 --> 01:13:17,400
No, man.

1487
01:13:18,180 --> 01:13:19,060
I'm a cloud.

1488
01:13:20,420 --> 01:13:22,960
They won't serve me uptown, because I'm a cloud.

1489
01:13:23,960 --> 01:13:25,580
They will if you have an age card.

1490
01:13:26,720 --> 01:13:27,540
Black ID.

1491
01:13:29,400 --> 01:13:31,640
Don't be fucking racist, you cloud.

1492
01:13:32,520 --> 01:13:34,640
I'd love to stop and chat with you.

1493
01:13:35,400 --> 01:13:38,460
But I have to go and piss on someone's parade.

1494
01:13:39,300 --> 01:13:39,680
Here.

1495
01:13:40,360 --> 01:13:42,460
Piss on someone your own size.

1496
01:13:45,120 --> 01:13:46,400
This will look cloudy.

1497
01:13:47,440 --> 01:13:48,140
It's easy.

1498
01:13:48,140 --> 01:13:54,680
Here's another one I want to hit you with.

1499
01:13:55,300 --> 01:13:58,120
Thank the Lord you're not in a fucking airport at the moment.

1500
01:13:59,760 --> 01:14:01,760
Places are cat altogether, aren't they?

1501
01:14:01,920 --> 01:14:03,400
Last call for shit town.

1502
01:14:04,060 --> 01:14:06,560
The next flight to shit town leaves in 10 minutes.

1503
01:14:07,060 --> 01:14:08,060
And aren't you late for it?

1504
01:14:08,500 --> 01:14:09,880
Like an old gab-shite.

1505
01:14:09,940 --> 01:14:10,580
Duty free.

1506
01:14:10,740 --> 01:14:12,880
Sir, would you like to try the new fragrance from Dior?

1507
01:14:13,260 --> 01:14:14,080
What's that, man?

1508
01:14:14,560 --> 01:14:15,840
It's the new fragrance from Dior.

1509
01:14:16,000 --> 01:14:17,540
Is that the Johnny Depp truck, is it?

1510
01:14:17,980 --> 01:14:20,500
Yeah, it's Johnny Depp who does the advertising for a jab.

1511
01:14:20,580 --> 01:14:22,140
Yeah, give some blast to that there.

1512
01:14:22,260 --> 01:14:22,520
Fuck.

1513
01:14:26,520 --> 01:14:29,660
Smells all right, yeah!

1514
01:14:30,800 --> 01:14:36,840
Instead, we're trapped indoors, scrolling and reading and feck and tapping and scrolling and reading.

1515
01:14:37,100 --> 01:14:39,440
It's like they've designed a maze for your mind.

1516
01:14:39,720 --> 01:14:41,380
Do you want to buy a mind maze, do you?

1517
01:14:41,720 --> 01:14:42,580
Fits in your pocket.

1518
01:14:42,880 --> 01:14:43,660
Yeah, how much?

1519
01:14:43,800 --> 01:14:45,000
Well, they're 500 euro.

1520
01:14:45,720 --> 01:14:46,600
And what does it do?

1521
01:14:47,200 --> 01:14:49,440
Well, you stare at it all the time and you get depressed.

1522
01:14:49,820 --> 01:14:50,780
Take my money.

1523
01:14:51,320 --> 01:14:51,920
I will do.

1524
01:14:52,220 --> 01:14:54,440
I think you should go for the mind maze premium.

1525
01:14:54,800 --> 01:14:57,040
It's on sale now for a grand.

1526
01:14:57,160 --> 01:14:57,860
What does that do?

1527
01:14:58,220 --> 01:15:00,580
The exact same fucking thing as the other one.

1528
01:15:01,140 --> 01:15:03,300
Except you'll be depressed in style.

1529
01:15:03,380 --> 01:15:03,860
Wow.

1530
01:15:06,740 --> 01:15:07,620
Need a holiday.

1531
01:15:08,680 --> 01:15:11,540
I wouldn't mind heading out to space for a few weeks.

1532
01:15:11,740 --> 01:15:12,600
Get an old package.

1533
01:15:13,480 --> 01:15:14,460
Two weeks on Mars.

1534
01:15:14,600 --> 01:15:15,240
Self-catering.

1535
01:15:15,780 --> 01:15:16,680
Fucking great holiday.

1536
01:15:17,320 --> 01:15:18,540
Best holiday I've ever been on.

1537
01:15:19,000 --> 01:15:21,340
You should have seen the cut of the waiter the first night I went out.

1538
01:15:21,940 --> 01:15:23,040
I ordered steak.

1539
01:15:23,140 --> 01:15:24,020
I ordered steak.

1540
01:15:24,080 --> 01:15:24,780
The waiter goes.

1541
01:15:28,120 --> 01:15:28,880
I said.

1542
01:15:29,320 --> 01:15:29,760
Fuck.

1543
01:15:30,700 --> 01:15:33,920
You have bestowed great honour and dignity upon the stream.

1544
01:15:34,540 --> 01:15:37,960
Your family has nothing but the utmost dignity.

1545
01:15:39,860 --> 01:15:42,860
Apparently, your family's got a lot of dignity.

1546
01:15:43,700 --> 01:15:44,600
So fair fucks to it.

1547
01:15:44,720 --> 01:15:45,980
Fair fucks to your family, man.

1548
01:15:46,140 --> 01:15:46,520
It's out.

1549
01:15:48,200 --> 01:15:50,220
The Shenmue music is playing up there.

1550
01:15:50,300 --> 01:15:56,160
So I thought I'd say some kind of fucking dispatch a few oriental good wishes upon your family.

1551
01:15:58,720 --> 01:16:00,280
Mortinator, I'm very sorry, man.

1552
01:16:00,320 --> 01:16:04,540
You said that your donation went through and you never fucking heard anything.

1553
01:16:05,220 --> 01:16:17,040
I can only assume that it went through during the Aaron Brennan situation, which was an unusual and unprecedented situation whereby Aaron Brennan.

1554
01:16:17,040 --> 01:16:23,520
Premier dignitary and member of the stream and actually he's being crowned king of the stream.

1555
01:16:24,560 --> 01:16:27,520
Showed his face in the war zone of Temple Bar 2019.

1556
01:16:28,380 --> 01:16:30,420
He'd forever go down as the legend of Aaron Brennan.

1557
01:16:31,480 --> 01:16:35,840
And you put a donation in and you didn't get a fucking hello for your one-year-old.

1558
01:16:35,900 --> 01:16:38,480
I want to say, Mortinator, I'm fucking sorry, man.

1559
01:16:38,780 --> 01:16:41,260
And you've bestowed great honour and dignity upon the stream.

1560
01:16:41,700 --> 01:16:42,660
You're always there.

1561
01:16:42,840 --> 01:16:45,220
You're always there when the chips are down, Mortinator.

1562
01:16:45,220 --> 01:16:48,760
There you are.

1563
01:16:49,440 --> 01:16:51,120
You're a real king of the beasts.

1564
01:16:52,060 --> 01:16:52,860
A real legend.

1565
01:16:53,360 --> 01:16:57,940
You're up there with Benjamin Netanyahu and Johnson's wireless printer and Fred Flintstone.

1566
01:16:58,300 --> 01:16:58,920
Wee Joe.

1567
01:16:59,680 --> 01:17:00,900
And Justice for the Lewis.

1568
01:17:03,120 --> 01:17:03,880
This is it.

1569
01:17:04,500 --> 01:17:05,360
Get ready, everybody.

1570
01:17:05,620 --> 01:17:06,780
Welcome to Sunday Night Games.

1571
01:17:07,300 --> 01:17:08,640
Shenmue 2 is coming up.

1572
01:17:08,640 --> 01:17:18,440
Live from Foxford, County Mayo.

1573
01:17:18,980 --> 01:17:20,660
It's Sunday Night Games.

1574
01:17:20,980 --> 01:17:22,660
And here's your host, Francis.

1575
01:17:23,080 --> 01:17:24,180
The Viper Higgins.

1576
01:17:24,300 --> 01:17:24,700
Higgins.

1577
01:17:24,700 --> 01:17:25,200
Higgins.

1578
01:17:25,320 --> 01:17:25,720
Higgins.

1579
01:17:25,860 --> 01:17:26,340
Higgins.

1580
01:17:26,540 --> 01:17:27,040
Higgins.

1581
01:17:27,100 --> 01:17:27,620
Higgins.

1582
01:17:27,700 --> 01:17:28,280
Higgins.

1583
01:17:28,340 --> 01:17:28,920
Higgins.

1584
01:17:29,100 --> 01:17:29,640
Higgins.

1585
01:17:29,780 --> 01:17:30,340
Higgins.

1586
01:17:31,400 --> 01:17:32,120
Higgins.

1587
01:17:32,280 --> 01:17:32,800
Higgins.

1588
01:17:32,800 --> 01:17:38,480
I seen your owledy uptown, she's as rough as knives.

1589
01:17:41,440 --> 01:17:44,780
I shwied your father comin' out of the boogies,

1590
01:17:45,360 --> 01:17:49,280
his soul in the snow would be the way I would describe his eyes.

1591
01:17:49,300 --> 01:17:53,260
Your brother's sellin' schmalt to young bucks at the dischgoes,

1592
01:17:53,280 --> 01:17:57,320
and your sister's givin' handjobs to lads from Drudge and Bo.

1593
01:17:57,560 --> 01:18:01,540
I'm only telling you this cause I think you should know,

1594
01:18:01,540 --> 01:18:03,880
although you're fuckin' dodgy.

1595
01:18:05,080 --> 01:18:06,880
I think you're sound.

1596
01:18:08,880 --> 01:18:12,880
Your sound is a pound, to me.

1597
01:18:13,380 --> 01:18:15,260
I think you're sound.

1598
01:18:17,260 --> 01:18:22,260
So let's hang around the town together.

1599
01:18:22,260 --> 01:18:37,600
Let's do this.

1600
01:18:37,600 --> 01:18:44,560
Shenmue, oh baby.

1601
01:18:46,940 --> 01:18:48,440
Thank you very much.

1602
01:18:48,940 --> 01:18:50,280
Wee Joe.

1603
01:18:50,820 --> 01:18:51,940
Justice for Lewis.

1604
01:18:51,940 --> 01:18:53,280
Fred Flynn stoned.

1605
01:18:53,620 --> 01:18:55,200
Johnson's wireless printer.

1606
01:18:55,580 --> 01:18:57,880
Who says free JPEGs for life for Aaron.

1607
01:18:59,020 --> 01:19:00,120
Game capture.

1608
01:19:00,260 --> 01:19:01,120
Let's have a look here now.

1609
01:19:01,440 --> 01:19:02,520
Shenmue.

1610
01:19:03,060 --> 01:19:04,020
Shenmue 2.

1611
01:19:16,780 --> 01:19:16,780
Cool.

1612
01:19:16,780 --> 01:19:19,700
So far so groovy.

1613
01:19:20,980 --> 01:19:25,160
This is the beginning screen, is it? Now.

1614
01:19:34,260 --> 01:19:35,640
Bird of prey.

1615
01:19:41,880 --> 01:19:42,660
Yeah.

1616
01:19:44,740 --> 01:19:47,320
Fontaine's new baby boy, thank you very much.

1617
01:19:48,940 --> 01:19:49,660
You legend.

1618
01:19:50,740 --> 01:19:52,260
You old snake in the boon time.

1619
01:20:00,380 --> 01:20:02,000
She's on about Aaron Brennan.

1620
01:20:03,520 --> 01:20:05,460
She's running to Aaron Brennan now.

1621
01:20:20,500 --> 01:20:25,940
A dragon shall emerge from the earth and dark clouds shall obscure the heavens.

1622
01:20:27,140 --> 01:20:29,240
A phoenix shall descend from above.

1623
01:20:29,840 --> 01:20:32,260
Its wings will create a purple wind.

1624
01:20:33,680 --> 01:20:39,120
In the midst of pitch black light, the morning star shall descend from above.

1625
01:20:39,120 --> 01:20:39,420
Yeah.

1626
01:20:42,420 --> 01:20:44,200
Aaron boom time Brennan.

1627
01:20:44,200 --> 01:20:49,640
The voice on that one changed from the first game.

1628
01:20:49,640 --> 01:20:51,020
A western voice.

1629
01:20:51,020 --> 01:20:51,120
A western voice.

1630
01:20:51,120 --> 01:20:51,880
Kind of American.

1631
01:20:52,040 --> 01:20:53,440
Now she has an oriental one.

1632
01:20:54,800 --> 01:20:58,200
I hope that the voices haven't changed to oriental ones in this.

1633
01:20:58,200 --> 01:20:59,440
Not that I don't want.

1634
01:20:59,660 --> 01:21:00,620
Not that I don't like them.

1635
01:21:00,740 --> 01:21:01,000
But I mean.

1636
01:21:01,540 --> 01:21:01,860
They had.

1637
01:21:02,440 --> 01:21:04,880
Because the things get lost in translation.

1638
01:21:04,880 --> 01:21:06,780
Thank you very much for Paddy's day Guinness first.

1639
01:21:07,320 --> 01:21:09,220
Because things get lost in translation.

1640
01:21:09,400 --> 01:21:11,620
That's part and parcel of the humor of the game for me.

1641
01:21:11,680 --> 01:21:14,040
I hope they haven't fucked that one up.

1642
01:21:14,040 --> 01:21:14,040
I hope they haven't fucked that one up.

1643
01:21:14,040 --> 01:21:16,100
I hope they haven't fucked that one up.

1644
01:21:16,100 --> 01:21:46,080
I hope they haven't fucked that one up.

1645
01:21:46,080 --> 01:21:48,840
All right.

1646
01:21:48,840 --> 01:21:50,040
All right.

1647
01:21:50,040 --> 01:21:51,040
All right.

1648
01:21:58,040 --> 01:22:00,080
Aaron boom time Brennan baby.

1649
01:22:00,080 --> 01:22:00,560
Yeah.

1650
01:22:01,920 --> 01:22:03,300
Aaron boom time Brennan.

1651
01:22:04,140 --> 01:22:05,160
And Cleona roll.

1652
01:22:06,820 --> 01:22:10,720
Mainly Cleona roll though in that alert instance.

1653
01:22:12,080 --> 01:22:12,660
New game.

1654
01:22:13,020 --> 01:22:13,720
Hong Kong.

1655
01:22:14,920 --> 01:22:16,680
We're in fucking Hong Kong baby.

1656
01:22:17,960 --> 01:22:19,160
Hong Kong phooey.

1657
01:22:19,900 --> 01:22:20,180
Yeah.

1658
01:22:20,980 --> 01:22:21,900
This is the last time.

1659
01:22:22,000 --> 01:22:22,640
The Hazuki Clinton.

1660
01:22:22,720 --> 01:22:23,460
Justice for Hazuki.

1661
01:22:23,560 --> 01:22:24,160
Thank you very much.

1662
01:22:24,480 --> 01:22:24,680
He.

1663
01:22:24,920 --> 01:22:26,600
The story left off.

1664
01:22:26,940 --> 01:22:28,260
Lan D went to Hong Kong.

1665
01:22:28,360 --> 01:22:30,660
The fellow who killed his father went to Hong Kong.

1666
01:22:32,020 --> 01:22:36,940
Then your man got the fucking P&O Irish ferries job over to Hong Kong then.

1667
01:22:37,080 --> 01:22:37,740
In the last game.

1668
01:22:37,840 --> 01:22:38,860
So this will open up.

1669
01:22:38,940 --> 01:22:39,620
I imagine.

1670
01:22:40,020 --> 01:22:40,320
Yeah.

1671
01:22:40,960 --> 01:22:43,200
Getting off the ferry in Hong Kong.

1672
01:22:44,200 --> 01:22:44,860
Cheeky peanut.

1673
01:22:46,420 --> 01:22:47,940
Thank you very much cheeky peanut.

1674
01:22:49,140 --> 01:22:50,760
You're not a great peanut.

1675
01:22:50,980 --> 01:22:52,120
You're the fucking best peanut.

1676
01:22:52,340 --> 01:22:54,060
And don't let them tell you anything different.

1677
01:22:54,060 --> 01:23:12,700
Hopefully Schmeagle is in this too.

1678
01:23:12,780 --> 01:23:13,040
Yeah.

1679
01:23:13,040 --> 01:23:13,120
Yeah.

1680
01:23:17,120 --> 01:23:20,400
A lot of fucking spiders in Hong Kong apparently.

1681
01:23:21,260 --> 01:23:21,820
Spiders.

1682
01:23:22,920 --> 01:23:23,600
Spiders.

1683
01:23:24,720 --> 01:23:25,400
Spiders.

1684
01:23:25,940 --> 01:23:26,900
Game designers.

1685
01:23:27,540 --> 01:23:28,720
Shinichi Yoshimo.

1686
01:23:29,560 --> 01:23:33,160
Fucking Yoshiro Okoyabeshi.

1687
01:23:33,660 --> 01:23:36,500
Program director was Makato Wada.

1688
01:23:37,180 --> 01:23:39,460
And planning director was Aiko Kasagaki.

1689
01:23:41,400 --> 01:23:43,000
That boat looks shite.

1690
01:23:44,760 --> 01:23:46,660
Yasuro Tagaki.

1691
01:23:47,220 --> 01:23:47,740
Takagi.

1692
01:23:49,020 --> 01:23:50,440
Was involved in the making.

1693
01:23:50,860 --> 01:23:51,980
Masanori Okoyabeshi.

1694
01:23:51,980 --> 01:23:53,920
Was actually an associate producer.

1695
01:23:54,920 --> 01:23:55,840
On the fucking thing.

1696
01:23:56,600 --> 01:23:57,180
Do you know what I mean?

1697
01:23:59,820 --> 01:24:02,200
And if rumors are to be believed.

1698
01:24:04,100 --> 01:24:06,040
If the Shenmue 2.

1699
01:24:07,660 --> 01:24:08,400
Opens up.

1700
01:24:08,720 --> 01:24:10,320
In Hong Kong harbor.

1701
01:24:10,780 --> 01:24:12,960
A lot of Chinese people going about their day.

1702
01:24:14,100 --> 01:24:14,620
Wow.

1703
01:24:14,680 --> 01:24:15,320
Look at this.

1704
01:24:15,600 --> 01:24:16,280
Pigeons.

1705
01:24:16,560 --> 01:24:17,840
You've got fountains.

1706
01:24:18,460 --> 01:24:19,960
Fucking great graphics.

1707
01:24:20,120 --> 01:24:21,040
Great sprites.

1708
01:24:22,500 --> 01:24:23,180
Polygonal mate.

1709
01:24:23,260 --> 01:24:24,340
Look at the water market.

1710
01:24:24,540 --> 01:24:24,840
The boats.

1711
01:24:24,980 --> 01:24:25,680
Forklift trucks.

1712
01:24:25,880 --> 01:24:26,280
It's all.

1713
01:24:26,460 --> 01:24:27,220
It's insane.

1714
01:24:28,180 --> 01:24:28,440
Wow.

1715
01:24:28,540 --> 01:24:29,760
Hustle and bustle.

1716
01:24:30,520 --> 01:24:31,420
All these people.

1717
01:24:31,520 --> 01:24:32,680
Heston Blumenthal.

1718
01:24:33,800 --> 01:24:35,180
Balinishlo there now.

1719
01:24:37,600 --> 01:24:38,820
Straight off the boat.

1720
01:24:38,900 --> 01:24:40,180
In Balinishlo harbor.

1721
01:24:40,480 --> 01:24:41,860
Even though it is landlocked.

1722
01:24:42,220 --> 01:24:43,060
There he is himself.

1723
01:24:43,160 --> 01:24:43,920
The man himself.

1724
01:24:44,040 --> 01:24:45,320
Shenmue O'Toole.

1725
01:24:46,040 --> 01:24:47,880
Directed by Yu Suzuki.

1726
01:24:48,480 --> 01:24:49,760
Of the motorbike fame.

1727
01:24:50,040 --> 01:24:51,040
The motorbike family.

1728
01:24:53,360 --> 01:24:54,380
Greatly enhanced.

1729
01:24:54,660 --> 01:24:55,520
The reputations.

1730
01:24:55,780 --> 01:24:56,160
With the game.

1731
01:24:56,740 --> 01:24:57,260
Shenmue.

1732
01:24:57,660 --> 01:24:58,400
Aberdeen.

1733
01:24:58,840 --> 01:24:59,800
We're in fucking Aberdeen.

1734
01:25:01,100 --> 01:25:01,580
Scotland.

1735
01:25:01,840 --> 01:25:02,500
Bonnie, Scotland.

1736
01:25:07,060 --> 01:25:07,540
Spiders.

1737
01:25:08,080 --> 01:25:08,680
One's eye.

1738
01:25:09,260 --> 01:25:10,200
South coming quarter.

1739
01:25:10,340 --> 01:25:10,800
Spiders.

1740
01:25:10,800 --> 01:25:10,800
Spiders.

1741
01:25:10,800 --> 01:25:11,660
Ten apartments.

1742
01:25:13,640 --> 01:25:15,120
This is where Li Xiaotau is?

1743
01:25:16,880 --> 01:25:17,280
Spiders.

1744
01:25:17,740 --> 01:25:18,060
First.

1745
01:25:18,340 --> 01:25:19,540
I need to find one's eye.

1746
01:25:21,940 --> 01:25:22,300
Spiders.

1747
01:25:22,300 --> 01:25:22,500
Spiders.

1748
01:25:25,120 --> 01:25:25,680
Wow.

1749
01:25:25,920 --> 01:25:26,580
Here we go.

1750
01:25:26,580 --> 01:25:40,660
oh buckle up it's gonna be a bumpy ride cutscene already fucking hell i'm not a traveler

1751
01:25:40,660 --> 01:25:49,380
look at the little fishing on the one playing the fucking thing on the ground

1752
01:25:49,380 --> 01:26:03,140
it's a song wishing luck to travelers put some money in it'll bring good luck

1753
01:26:03,140 --> 01:26:12,260
put in put in a few coins to fuck hong kong dollars 586 dollars in the pocket

1754
01:26:12,260 --> 01:26:22,820
spiders i didn't have any hong kong dollars so i threw a few fucking leaders into the mix

1755
01:26:29,300 --> 01:26:37,940
i'm looking for a place called wanzai it's funny how it's spelled wanzai is that way

1756
01:26:40,420 --> 01:26:42,660
traditional chinese accent thank you very much

1757
01:26:48,820 --> 01:27:01,940
now who is this there's a blade excuse me hmm you cold face is weathered which way is it to wanzai

1758
01:27:04,740 --> 01:27:07,380
go through the gate and take a right

1759
01:27:07,380 --> 01:27:16,100
how about the blades do the blades have anything to say ni hao did you eat already

1760
01:27:18,260 --> 01:27:29,860
huh well yes i did eat no no it's a hong kong greeting whoa really i want to ask you something

1761
01:27:30,740 --> 01:27:39,700
about this area about this area yes actually i've just come to wanzai spiders i know very little about

1762
01:27:39,700 --> 01:27:48,660
ask one of the shops is it what about this dodgeball selling watches here excuse me welcome i'll give you a discount

1763
01:27:48,660 --> 01:28:03,620
brian cowan job which way is it to wanzai take a look at these first take a look at these first no it's okay i'm fine where is wanzai?

1764
01:28:03,620 --> 01:28:04,500
Cowan job.

1765
01:28:07,380 --> 01:28:09,020
Which way is it to Wan's eye?

1766
01:28:09,920 --> 01:28:12,340
Wait, wait. Take a look at these first.

1767
01:28:13,060 --> 01:28:14,700
Take a look at these first.

1768
01:28:14,920 --> 01:28:16,540
No, it's okay. I'm fine.

1769
01:28:17,260 --> 01:28:18,280
Where is Wan's eye?

1770
01:28:19,060 --> 01:28:22,820
Okay. To get to Wan's eye, you have to go through that gate first.

1771
01:28:24,200 --> 01:28:28,240
Aaron Brennan. It did not say Pat Cox's MEP on the sign, did it?

1772
01:28:29,600 --> 01:28:31,880
Unfortunately, it was too hard to read, man.

1773
01:28:32,820 --> 01:28:34,540
I can't believe you fucking did it, man.

1774
01:28:36,140 --> 01:28:36,940
Fucking real.

1775
01:28:39,640 --> 01:28:40,440
That gate?

1776
01:28:41,040 --> 01:28:44,120
Go through the gate first and then ask someone for directions.

1777
01:28:45,780 --> 01:28:47,500
I see. Thank you.

1778
01:28:47,900 --> 01:28:51,920
You don't have to thank me for that. Just buy something next time, okay?

1779
01:28:53,580 --> 01:28:56,240
They're a bit demanding, the market stallers, aren't they?

1780
01:28:57,360 --> 01:28:58,760
I'm going to get the hell out of here.

1781
01:29:00,760 --> 01:29:02,360
This guy wants my attention.

1782
01:29:02,740 --> 01:29:03,860
Hard and fast.

1783
01:29:06,060 --> 01:29:07,020
Oh, Clappy.

1784
01:29:08,060 --> 01:29:11,960
Come and get it. Step right up. It's hot and delicious.

1785
01:29:14,360 --> 01:29:15,080
Excuse me.

1786
01:29:15,880 --> 01:29:16,540
Hi, welcome.

1787
01:29:16,540 --> 01:29:17,200
Some man, Aaron.

1788
01:29:19,560 --> 01:29:20,780
Hot off the grill.

1789
01:29:20,920 --> 01:29:24,300
Was it messy? Was it a bit fucking Leo Messi down there?

1790
01:29:24,560 --> 01:29:27,220
Huh? Oh, jeez.

1791
01:29:31,220 --> 01:29:32,440
Buy a map.

1792
01:29:32,440 --> 01:29:35,140
Buy a map. Where the fuck do you buy a map?

1793
01:29:39,140 --> 01:29:41,340
Welcome. Welcome to Hong Kong.

1794
01:29:41,340 --> 01:29:42,160
Wow.

1795
01:29:43,440 --> 01:29:44,900
Something's gone wrong here.

1796
01:29:45,900 --> 01:29:47,660
Looking for fun? Do you need a guide?

1797
01:29:48,220 --> 01:29:49,340
Are you alone, boy?

1798
01:29:49,660 --> 01:29:50,760
You need a place to stay?

1799
01:29:51,000 --> 01:29:53,360
You need a tour? It'll be cheap.

1800
01:29:55,360 --> 01:29:56,820
Fucking death in Venice.

1801
01:29:57,040 --> 01:30:01,540
The intro to death in Venice when your man arrives in the boat and all those creepy faces, man.

1802
01:30:03,540 --> 01:30:05,760
Hey, handsome. Let me take your photo.

1803
01:30:09,760 --> 01:30:10,380
Huh?

1804
01:30:10,380 --> 01:30:13,680
Someone just took a picture of you.

1805
01:30:14,160 --> 01:30:14,420
Huh?

1806
01:30:14,940 --> 01:30:16,880
He's going to try and sell it to you later.

1807
01:30:17,140 --> 01:30:19,240
He'll be persistent, but you don't have to buy it.

1808
01:30:20,240 --> 01:30:21,220
Uh, okay.

1809
01:30:21,600 --> 01:30:22,040
Scammers.

1810
01:30:22,040 --> 01:30:24,600
Be careful. Not all people are nice in Hong Kong.

1811
01:30:24,820 --> 01:30:26,560
There you go. You heard it here first, man.

1812
01:30:26,940 --> 01:30:27,540
I understand.

1813
01:30:30,220 --> 01:30:33,140
If you need a place to stay, try that free stay lodge.

1814
01:30:34,740 --> 01:30:36,480
Aberdeen is full of Chinese lads.

1815
01:30:37,160 --> 01:30:38,700
You can always stay there for free.

1816
01:30:39,120 --> 01:30:40,180
You are so kind.

1817
01:30:40,920 --> 01:30:43,500
You were good to her on the ship when she was scared.

1818
01:30:43,760 --> 01:30:46,780
You have bestowed great honor and dignity by my daughter.

1819
01:30:46,920 --> 01:30:47,920
Take care of yourself.

1820
01:30:48,660 --> 01:30:49,460
Bye, Rio.

1821
01:30:51,900 --> 01:30:52,280
Goodbye.

1822
01:30:52,460 --> 01:30:52,940
Good luck.

1823
01:30:52,940 --> 01:31:02,180
We need to find one child, Atty.

1824
01:31:02,480 --> 01:31:06,940
And also, a mother and child from ship told me of the free stay lodge.

1825
01:31:07,020 --> 01:31:08,580
So we can stay in a lodge for free.

1826
01:31:09,020 --> 01:31:10,800
There'll be some fucking price at the end of that.

1827
01:31:11,340 --> 01:31:12,300
Nothing comes free.

1828
01:31:12,600 --> 01:31:14,160
Nothing is free in this world.

1829
01:31:14,160 --> 01:31:32,300
I think I might get a soda pop just to wet the whistle.

1830
01:31:32,500 --> 01:31:43,420
I had a fucking nightmare last night about that woman in the YouTube video that goes,

1831
01:31:43,860 --> 01:31:45,180
Ain't nobody got time for that.

1832
01:31:46,380 --> 01:31:49,120
Like it was a fucking visceral night.

1833
01:31:49,120 --> 01:31:51,520
It wasn't so much a nightmare as a visceral dream.

1834
01:31:52,420 --> 01:31:53,240
Check this out, man.

1835
01:31:53,340 --> 01:31:54,280
Fucking Chun-Li.

1836
01:31:55,280 --> 01:31:57,140
Chun-Li on the old one, two, three.

1837
01:31:58,020 --> 01:31:58,820
Any crack?

1838
01:31:59,500 --> 01:32:00,280
How you Chun?

1839
01:32:00,280 --> 01:32:01,280
Can you help me?

1840
01:32:02,040 --> 01:32:02,780
A divination?

1841
01:32:03,080 --> 01:32:03,540
Sure.

1842
01:32:04,160 --> 01:32:05,580
No, that's not it.

1843
01:32:06,280 --> 01:32:07,100
What is it?

1844
01:32:07,620 --> 01:32:08,960
I want you to tell me something.

1845
01:32:09,700 --> 01:32:10,140
Yes.

1846
01:32:11,000 --> 01:32:12,180
Which way is Wan's eye?

1847
01:32:12,860 --> 01:32:14,560
You can ask the people in the quarter.

1848
01:32:15,360 --> 01:32:15,660
Um.

1849
01:32:16,240 --> 01:32:17,240
I don't know.

1850
01:32:17,900 --> 01:32:18,140
Oh.

1851
01:32:18,640 --> 01:32:19,020
Okay.

1852
01:32:27,280 --> 01:32:29,340
Which way is it to fucking China, man?

1853
01:32:30,620 --> 01:32:31,340
Can you get...

1854
01:32:31,340 --> 01:32:34,240
Do you have to fucking drive on the bypass or can you get through the fucking...

1855
01:32:34,240 --> 01:32:36,440
Are there any secondary or tertiary...

1856
01:32:36,440 --> 01:32:39,360
Are there any tertiary roads I can take to get to China?

1857
01:32:39,980 --> 01:32:41,260
Or is it all over both?

1858
01:32:49,460 --> 01:32:50,680
Chun-Li is after you.

1859
01:32:51,000 --> 01:32:53,480
Now you have to go through the tunnel of death in here.

1860
01:32:55,280 --> 01:32:56,560
Pure bronchitis.

1861
01:32:56,560 --> 01:32:57,560
Pure bronchitis.

1862
01:33:02,280 --> 01:33:03,760
Welcome to China, everybody.

1863
01:33:03,940 --> 01:33:05,620
This is fucking China, man.

1864
01:33:06,500 --> 01:33:09,080
This is China, comma, man is what I said.

1865
01:33:09,160 --> 01:33:10,520
Not fucking the racist word.

1866
01:33:13,180 --> 01:33:13,960
Workers' pier.

1867
01:33:14,080 --> 01:33:14,520
Here we go.

1868
01:33:14,600 --> 01:33:14,960
Let's...

1869
01:33:14,960 --> 01:33:15,900
This is...

1870
01:33:15,900 --> 01:33:16,780
There's no map.

1871
01:33:16,820 --> 01:33:17,520
You can't get a map.

1872
01:33:20,720 --> 01:33:21,080
Why?

1873
01:33:21,080 --> 01:33:21,120
Why?

1874
01:33:21,120 --> 01:33:35,500
Bit of a fucking arm wrestle, is it?

1875
01:33:39,460 --> 01:33:40,240
Look at him, man.

1876
01:33:40,260 --> 01:33:44,560
He's injecting testosterone into his cock on a five-day basis.

1877
01:33:45,460 --> 01:33:46,820
This guy just gambles.

1878
01:33:47,080 --> 01:33:48,060
This guy just gambles.

1879
01:33:48,160 --> 01:33:50,140
He's never fucking arm wrestled in his life.

1880
01:33:50,140 --> 01:33:50,500
Yeah.

1881
01:33:50,560 --> 01:33:52,140
You look pretty strong.

1882
01:33:52,760 --> 01:33:53,440
How about a game?

1883
01:33:54,500 --> 01:33:55,820
I'm looking for someone.

1884
01:33:57,160 --> 01:33:59,420
If you can beat him, I'll be on.

1885
01:34:02,220 --> 01:34:02,820
Really?

1886
01:34:03,740 --> 01:34:04,180
Sure.

1887
01:34:04,420 --> 01:34:05,280
Ten dollars a bet.

1888
01:34:06,260 --> 01:34:07,160
How about it?

1889
01:34:07,820 --> 01:34:08,760
Seems sketchy.

1890
01:34:08,960 --> 01:34:09,840
Sketchy enough.

1891
01:34:10,660 --> 01:34:11,600
Let's do it, man.

1892
01:34:11,800 --> 01:34:13,020
Let's fucking do this.

1893
01:34:13,020 --> 01:34:13,080
Yeah.

1894
01:34:13,480 --> 01:34:13,860
Alright.

1895
01:34:14,280 --> 01:34:15,020
That's a spirit.

1896
01:34:16,100 --> 01:34:17,380
You're Japanese, aren't you?

1897
01:34:17,740 --> 01:34:18,340
What's your name?

1898
01:34:19,460 --> 01:34:19,760
Yo.

1899
01:34:19,760 --> 01:34:21,140
Yo, Hazuki.

1900
01:34:22,020 --> 01:34:23,180
Yo, Hazuki, eh?

1901
01:34:24,200 --> 01:34:24,660
Okay.

1902
01:34:24,820 --> 01:34:25,700
Hazuki clan.

1903
01:34:25,760 --> 01:34:26,180
Let's go.

1904
01:34:26,880 --> 01:34:27,780
Hazuki gang.

1905
01:34:29,040 --> 01:34:30,220
Here's our party.

1906
01:34:30,420 --> 01:34:31,040
Gang, gang.

1907
01:34:31,420 --> 01:34:32,460
Gang, gang, gang.

1908
01:34:32,720 --> 01:34:39,980
Just while we're off topic here, does anybody know the Healy Rays sometimes when they're in

1909
01:34:39,980 --> 01:34:43,780
the doll, they're always saying stuff like, gang, gang, gang, gang.

1910
01:34:44,200 --> 01:34:46,320
Sounds kind of a bit Chinese-y.

1911
01:34:46,880 --> 01:34:48,040
What are they saying, though?

1912
01:34:48,480 --> 01:34:53,540
Like, is it Kerry speak or is it just fucking, are they trying to do Chinese impressions or

1913
01:34:53,540 --> 01:34:53,800
something?

1914
01:34:59,800 --> 01:35:00,240
Yeah.

1915
01:35:00,240 --> 01:35:03,320
Fucking hell, man.

1916
01:35:03,420 --> 01:35:04,300
Dan SC.

1917
01:35:04,660 --> 01:35:05,460
Dan Lesac.

1918
01:35:05,920 --> 01:35:07,440
I can't believe you're watching the stream, man.

1919
01:35:07,520 --> 01:35:08,380
Thanks so much.

1920
01:35:08,640 --> 01:35:09,800
Dan Saint Cabbage.

1921
01:35:10,980 --> 01:35:14,100
The S in the fucking Saint stands for cabbage.

1922
01:35:14,540 --> 01:35:16,600
The C stands for cabbage.

1923
01:35:17,600 --> 01:35:18,700
Jimenez Garcia.

1924
01:35:19,320 --> 01:35:20,080
Here we go.

1925
01:35:20,140 --> 01:35:21,120
He's the man from Spain.

1926
01:35:21,240 --> 01:35:22,100
Jimenez Garcia.

1927
01:35:22,280 --> 01:35:24,940
He's come all the way over to fucking Hong Kong to do a bit of wrestling.

1928
01:35:25,120 --> 01:35:25,600
He's buff.

1929
01:35:25,920 --> 01:35:26,460
He's lewd.

1930
01:35:26,560 --> 01:35:27,160
He's shrewd.

1931
01:35:27,500 --> 01:35:30,600
He's been injecting tests into his testes.

1932
01:35:31,100 --> 01:35:36,240
He actually ingests testosterone into his testes.

1933
01:35:37,100 --> 01:35:41,320
And that's had a real bad effect on his mind and mental health.

1934
01:35:41,320 --> 01:35:44,560
But his body's fucking ripped.

1935
01:35:47,320 --> 01:35:48,480
Come on, amigo.

1936
01:35:50,700 --> 01:35:52,280
I'll take it easy on you, boy.

1937
01:35:52,420 --> 01:35:52,800
Yeah.

1938
01:35:54,580 --> 01:35:56,200
Anguished panda, this is for you.

1939
01:35:56,300 --> 01:35:58,580
I'm going to fucking take Jimenez down for you.

1940
01:35:58,720 --> 01:35:59,420
Here we go.

1941
01:35:59,700 --> 01:36:00,180
Thank you.

1942
01:36:02,980 --> 01:36:03,660
What'd you do?

1943
01:36:03,700 --> 01:36:04,380
What are you meant to do?

1944
01:36:07,040 --> 01:36:08,520
Didn't even tell me what to press.

1945
01:36:08,520 --> 01:36:10,020
Come back again.

1946
01:36:10,520 --> 01:36:11,900
You'll always be here.

1947
01:36:12,120 --> 01:36:13,180
Anytime, amigo.

1948
01:36:26,400 --> 01:36:28,060
That's fucking rubbish, man.

1949
01:36:28,840 --> 01:36:30,140
What is it the map stall like?

1950
01:36:30,140 --> 01:36:43,080
That was shite, man.

1951
01:36:43,180 --> 01:36:44,300
Anguished panda, I'm sorry.

1952
01:36:44,420 --> 01:36:45,480
I said I'd do that for you.

1953
01:36:45,860 --> 01:36:47,000
Hey, Matt, look at this area.

1954
01:36:47,740 --> 01:36:48,940
Can I take a picture of that?

1955
01:36:48,940 --> 01:36:49,340
Yeah.

1956
01:36:49,340 --> 01:37:08,680
Rubbish.

1957
01:37:08,680 --> 01:37:11,100
Fucking rubbish.

1958
01:37:16,860 --> 01:37:18,940
What am I meant to do like?

1959
01:37:19,000 --> 01:37:20,920
Am I meant to take a picture of the fucking map or what?

1960
01:37:27,560 --> 01:37:28,800
Best of luck, Viper.

1961
01:37:29,940 --> 01:37:31,740
What would the charity do in the gateway?

1962
01:37:32,700 --> 01:37:34,480
Sorry, I'm in Hong Kong, man.

1963
01:37:35,300 --> 01:37:36,200
I'm in Hong Kong.

1964
01:37:38,080 --> 01:37:40,180
Welcome to Hong Kong, Josh VV.

1965
01:37:46,060 --> 01:37:47,300
Get out of my way.

1966
01:37:53,220 --> 01:37:55,100
Watch where you're going, you punk.

1967
01:37:55,580 --> 01:37:57,960
That goes for you, too, barging into people like that.

1968
01:37:58,760 --> 01:38:01,440
That goes for you, too, barging into people like that.

1969
01:38:01,940 --> 01:38:03,020
You must be Japanese.

1970
01:38:04,640 --> 01:38:05,160
Yes.

1971
01:38:05,880 --> 01:38:06,780
Watch out.

1972
01:38:07,260 --> 01:38:10,520
Here in Hong Kong, you can easily get run over.

1973
01:38:11,160 --> 01:38:12,080
Where's Wanzai?

1974
01:38:12,500 --> 01:38:12,840
Huh?

1975
01:38:13,080 --> 01:38:13,780
Wanzai.

1976
01:38:15,060 --> 01:38:16,700
Oh, it's that way.

1977
01:38:18,180 --> 01:38:18,740
I see.

1978
01:38:22,520 --> 01:38:24,100
Hey, what's your name?

1979
01:38:24,480 --> 01:38:24,760
Yo.

1980
01:38:25,460 --> 01:38:27,020
Yo, I'm Joy.

1981
01:38:28,020 --> 01:38:29,440
You better watch out.

1982
01:38:29,440 --> 01:38:29,620
Yeah.

1983
01:38:30,200 --> 01:38:30,460
You're welcome.

1984
01:38:30,460 --> 01:38:30,960
I'm here.

1985
01:38:30,960 --> 01:38:31,060
Yeah.

1986
01:38:32,200 --> 01:38:34,280
Tarmacadam, thank you very much for that.

1987
01:38:35,760 --> 01:38:37,360
You kind-hearted Tarmac.

1988
01:38:45,360 --> 01:38:46,240
Chuggy buckets.

1989
01:38:52,140 --> 01:38:53,560
Chuggy buckets is after you.

1990
01:38:53,700 --> 01:38:54,440
Chuggy gales.

1991
01:38:55,200 --> 01:39:03,640
Oh yeah, there's gonna be a new fucking video out this week, man.

1992
01:39:06,360 --> 01:39:15,180
It's filmed, it's edited, it's cut, it's the first video to be released since Fontaine, which was released on the 25th of December 2018.

1993
01:39:16,620 --> 01:39:21,560
I'm hoping to do more videos than every fucking, a lot more regularly.

1994
01:39:24,500 --> 01:39:26,320
Keep your eyes peeled for that.

1995
01:39:30,880 --> 01:39:31,500
Yeah.

1996
01:39:39,080 --> 01:39:40,100
Excuse me.

1997
01:39:40,820 --> 01:39:42,080
Yes, what is it?

1998
01:39:44,320 --> 01:39:46,660
I'm trying to find my way to one's eye.

1999
01:39:47,240 --> 01:39:48,920
It's pretty far from here.

2000
01:39:49,620 --> 01:39:51,280
Turn right at that corner.

2001
01:39:52,140 --> 01:39:53,540
JVV knows what it is.

2002
01:39:53,800 --> 01:39:55,520
It's not Shlug 2.0.

2003
01:39:55,620 --> 01:39:57,120
You should ask around at the heart.

2004
01:39:57,120 --> 01:39:58,100
But let's just say this.

2005
01:39:59,160 --> 01:39:59,660
Thank you.

2006
01:40:01,080 --> 01:40:01,280
Congratulations.

2007
01:40:05,420 --> 01:40:07,800
I wish I had it on me now, but I don't.

2008
01:40:09,180 --> 01:40:12,060
I don't edit videos on this fucking computer.

2009
01:40:12,220 --> 01:40:13,680
I just play Shenmue on this.

2010
01:40:17,540 --> 01:40:19,380
Hey, you've got some time on your hands?

2011
01:40:19,740 --> 01:40:21,220
I've got all the time in the world, man.

2012
01:40:22,040 --> 01:40:22,040
Do you know what I'm going to do?

2013
01:40:22,040 --> 01:40:22,040
Do you know what I'm going to do?

2014
01:40:22,040 --> 01:40:22,040
Do you know what I'm going to do?

2015
01:40:22,040 --> 01:40:22,040
Do you know what I'm going to do?

2016
01:40:22,040 --> 01:40:22,040
Do you know what I'm going to do?

2017
01:40:22,040 --> 01:40:22,040
Do you know what I'm going to do?

2018
01:40:22,040 --> 01:40:22,040
Do you know what I'm going to do?

2019
01:40:22,040 --> 01:40:23,040
Do you know what I'm going to do?

2020
01:40:23,040 --> 01:40:24,040
Do you know what I'm going to do?

2021
01:40:24,040 --> 01:40:25,040
Do you know what I'm going to do?

2022
01:40:25,040 --> 01:40:33,440
No, thanks.

2023
01:40:34,580 --> 01:40:35,900
No, that's okay.

2024
01:40:35,900 --> 01:40:37,620
Are you sure?

2025
01:40:38,220 --> 01:40:38,980
All right, then.

2026
01:40:39,320 --> 01:40:40,720
Come back if you change your mind.

2027
01:40:42,740 --> 01:40:45,060
I'm happy so far with the voice.

2028
01:40:45,160 --> 01:40:47,080
The voice work is on point.

2029
01:40:47,260 --> 01:40:47,740
It's lit.

2030
01:40:47,920 --> 01:40:49,500
It's legit fire lighters.

2031
01:40:49,500 --> 01:40:59,660
These are windy old fucking streets.

2032
01:41:06,560 --> 01:41:08,760
There might be a bit of Deeply Dippy going on.

2033
01:41:09,080 --> 01:41:09,480
Gatsby.

2034
01:41:09,480 --> 01:41:26,920
This is all that goes on is just fucking arm wrestlers in Hong Kong.

2035
01:41:28,560 --> 01:41:29,100
Rubbish.

2036
01:41:33,160 --> 01:41:34,120
Goo goo ga ga.

2037
01:41:34,120 --> 01:41:45,520
Met a girl named Joy, a strong-minded woman on a motorcycle.

2038
01:41:45,520 --> 01:41:55,940
Don't tell me I have to fucking arm wrestling to progress in the game.

2039
01:41:57,520 --> 01:41:59,120
Is this an arm wrestling place?

2040
01:41:59,120 --> 01:42:01,880
Yeah, you can compete if you want.

2041
01:42:02,560 --> 01:42:03,000
Look.

2042
01:42:03,560 --> 01:42:05,200
See the three guys over there?

2043
01:42:05,820 --> 01:42:06,260
Yes.

2044
01:42:06,980 --> 01:42:09,340
Go up to them directly and challenge them.

2045
01:42:10,000 --> 01:42:11,080
Pick your opponent.

2046
01:42:11,800 --> 01:42:12,220
I see.

2047
01:42:14,840 --> 01:42:16,440
Father Liam Deliverance.

2048
01:42:17,040 --> 01:42:19,220
I don't know what you've donated, but it didn't come up.

2049
01:42:19,260 --> 01:42:19,920
I don't know why.

2050
01:42:20,040 --> 01:42:21,460
You just said shoddy workmanship.

2051
01:42:22,540 --> 01:42:23,460
Maybe that's...

2052
01:42:23,460 --> 01:42:28,420
It's ironic that the workmanship of the donation alerts didn't work as well.

2053
01:42:28,940 --> 01:42:31,480
But thanks very much, Father Liam Deliverance.

2054
01:42:33,560 --> 01:42:35,360
Press A quick to arm wrestle, is it?

2055
01:42:37,860 --> 01:42:38,800
Can you help me?

2056
01:42:39,460 --> 01:42:40,680
You want to challenge me?

2057
01:42:42,380 --> 01:42:43,420
You want to play?

2058
01:42:43,760 --> 01:42:44,680
Ante up $50.

2059
01:42:45,260 --> 01:42:46,260
How's that sound?

2060
01:42:50,120 --> 01:42:52,040
In that case, I'll do it.

2061
01:42:52,580 --> 01:42:55,540
You caught me at a time when I haven't been practicing much.

2062
01:42:56,240 --> 01:42:57,240
What's your name?

2063
01:42:57,860 --> 01:42:58,760
I'm Ryo Hazuki.

2064
01:42:58,760 --> 01:43:00,440
Where are you from?

2065
01:43:01,000 --> 01:43:02,000
I'm from Japan.

2066
01:43:02,720 --> 01:43:04,020
Okay, let's go.

2067
01:43:06,860 --> 01:43:08,740
I'm from Charlestown.

2068
01:43:09,300 --> 01:43:10,820
I'm from Ballin Air.

2069
01:43:11,720 --> 01:43:13,240
My name is Ryo Hazuki.

2070
01:43:13,360 --> 01:43:14,620
I'm from fucking Ballin Air.

2071
01:43:15,060 --> 01:43:16,160
Agon Girei.

2072
01:43:16,160 --> 01:43:16,160
Agon Girei.

2073
01:43:16,160 --> 01:43:16,240
Agon Girei.

2074
01:43:20,240 --> 01:43:21,600
You have enough guts.

2075
01:43:23,700 --> 01:43:24,980
Not just some guy.

2076
01:43:25,440 --> 01:43:25,780
What?

2077
01:43:26,360 --> 01:43:26,720
Hmm.

2078
01:43:27,160 --> 01:43:28,060
I'll say fight.

2079
01:43:28,420 --> 01:43:29,320
That's the signal.

2080
01:43:29,520 --> 01:43:29,940
Got it?

2081
01:43:30,180 --> 01:43:30,500
Ready?

2082
01:43:31,220 --> 01:43:31,720
Hey, hey.

2083
01:43:31,960 --> 01:43:32,480
Too early.

2084
01:43:32,620 --> 01:43:32,820
Oh.

2085
01:43:32,940 --> 01:43:33,100
Oh.

2086
01:43:33,100 --> 01:43:34,360
Okay.

2087
01:43:36,360 --> 01:43:36,960
Okay.

2088
01:43:37,760 --> 01:43:38,040
Okay.

2089
01:43:40,160 --> 01:43:40,720
Ready?

2090
01:43:41,840 --> 01:43:42,900
Fight this is it.

2091
01:43:43,560 --> 01:43:44,020
What?

2092
01:43:44,020 --> 01:43:45,040
What the hell?

2093
01:43:47,860 --> 01:43:48,360
Oh.

2094
01:43:48,360 --> 01:43:49,500
Too bad.

2095
01:43:49,820 --> 01:43:50,700
Take a break.

2096
01:43:50,900 --> 01:43:52,360
You can always try again.

2097
01:43:52,780 --> 01:43:53,980
We like to be challenged.

2098
01:43:55,680 --> 01:43:57,240
We like to be challenged.

2099
01:43:57,240 --> 01:44:03,640
Fuck that shit.

2100
01:44:15,640 --> 01:44:19,100
I can show you a screenshot of the new video that's coming out, man.

2101
01:44:19,100 --> 01:44:33,020
It's some guy on a phone.

2102
01:44:47,060 --> 01:44:49,080
Maybe this might...

2103
01:44:49,080 --> 01:44:50,200
This might do it for you.

2104
01:45:03,520 --> 01:45:05,700
Fucking Aaron Boomtime Brennan.

2105
01:45:05,880 --> 01:45:06,340
What's the show?

2106
01:45:06,420 --> 01:45:07,060
Are you going, are you?

2107
01:45:12,280 --> 01:45:13,220
Right at the moff.

2108
01:45:13,260 --> 01:45:13,600
See you later.

2109
01:45:13,700 --> 01:45:13,860
All right.

2110
01:45:13,920 --> 01:45:14,680
Aaron, listen, man.

2111
01:45:15,100 --> 01:45:15,580
You...

2112
01:45:15,580 --> 01:45:17,560
You did a fucking great job.

2113
01:45:18,240 --> 01:45:19,040
Can you get...

2114
01:45:19,040 --> 01:45:21,640
How do I fucking get in touch with you?

2115
01:45:21,740 --> 01:45:22,200
Can you get...

2116
01:45:22,200 --> 01:45:23,900
Maybe DM the Twitter.

2117
01:45:24,040 --> 01:45:25,940
I don't usually go on Twitter much these days.

2118
01:45:26,020 --> 01:45:27,240
But fucking...

2119
01:45:27,240 --> 01:45:30,120
You can get me on that.

2120
01:45:30,180 --> 01:45:30,580
No bother.

2121
01:45:31,120 --> 01:45:31,620
And...

2122
01:45:31,620 --> 01:45:35,160
We'll fucking get you sorted with the old baby cat.

2123
01:45:37,140 --> 01:45:38,040
You're a legend, Aaron.

2124
01:45:39,000 --> 01:45:39,560
Bish, look.

2125
01:45:41,420 --> 01:45:42,340
Good night and God bless.

2126
01:45:42,340 --> 01:45:43,260
Good night and God bless.

2127
01:45:43,260 --> 01:45:43,780
Good night and God bless.

2128
01:45:44,340 --> 01:45:44,840
To Aaron.

2129
01:45:49,520 --> 01:45:51,900
It's not for a new Viper's View curse.

2130
01:45:52,000 --> 01:45:52,720
You know, it's...

2131
01:45:52,720 --> 01:45:54,820
It's just a fucking new video, man.

2132
01:45:55,380 --> 01:45:55,900
Standalone.

2133
01:45:56,220 --> 01:45:57,660
Gary Oldman on the sauce.

2134
01:45:57,660 --> 01:46:12,040
I...

2135
01:46:12,040 --> 01:46:12,100
I...

2136
01:46:12,100 --> 01:46:16,580
I...

2137
01:46:16,580 --> 01:46:28,800
I don't want to do any more fucking armless wrestling.

2138
01:46:28,900 --> 01:46:31,340
I just want to progress in the game and find my father.

2139
01:46:32,020 --> 01:46:32,720
That's okay.

2140
01:46:41,180 --> 01:46:43,260
Lots of Chinese hijinks going on.

2141
01:46:43,900 --> 01:46:47,100
Maybe we can find someone who could sell me a Chinese finger trap.

2142
01:46:53,400 --> 01:46:54,160
Excuse me.

2143
01:46:54,940 --> 01:46:55,940
Hey, Tanaka-sa.

2144
01:46:57,320 --> 01:46:58,000
Tanaka-sa.

2145
01:46:58,400 --> 01:46:58,660
Huh?

2146
01:46:59,340 --> 01:47:00,540
You're Japanese, right?

2147
01:47:01,300 --> 01:47:03,160
We met in Sapporo last year.

2148
01:47:05,560 --> 01:47:07,180
You've mistaken me for someone else.

2149
01:47:07,520 --> 01:47:09,000
I'd never been to Sapporo before.

2150
01:47:09,740 --> 01:47:10,820
That's strange.

2151
01:47:10,820 --> 01:47:18,040
I thought all Japanese were either Suzuki-san, Sapporo-san, or Tanaka-san.

2152
01:47:20,100 --> 01:47:20,380
Um...

2153
01:47:20,380 --> 01:47:22,880
Hey, Sapporo-san.

2154
01:47:23,540 --> 01:47:23,840
Huh?

2155
01:47:24,520 --> 01:47:25,720
You're Japanese, right?

2156
01:47:26,280 --> 01:47:28,380
We met Okinawa last year.

2157
01:47:29,740 --> 01:47:31,300
You've mistaken me for someone else.

2158
01:47:31,740 --> 01:47:33,280
I've never been to Okinawa before.

2159
01:47:34,040 --> 01:47:35,080
That's strange.

2160
01:47:35,880 --> 01:47:36,280
Yeah.

2161
01:47:36,280 --> 01:47:39,600
I thought all Japanese were either Suzuki-san, Sapporo-san.

2162
01:47:39,600 --> 01:47:40,740
Newgate.

2163
01:47:40,740 --> 01:47:42,160
Sapporo-san, or Tanaka-san!

2164
01:47:42,820 --> 01:47:44,140
Thanks very much, Newgate.

2165
01:47:44,940 --> 01:47:46,820
Son of a bitch, Newgate makes a good bean.

2166
01:47:46,820 --> 01:47:47,280
Bean.

2167
01:47:47,280 --> 01:47:52,660
And to be honest now, the Newgate baked beans aren't the fucking worst.

2168
01:47:58,040 --> 01:48:01,360
A racist depiction of a black man being racist, I know.

2169
01:48:01,720 --> 01:48:06,640
Because he assumed that this guy was like, he'd seen this guy in Okinawa.

2170
01:48:06,860 --> 01:48:08,000
But that's just assumed that...

2171
01:48:08,000 --> 01:48:09,640
Thanks for the tip. I'm not going to...

2172
01:48:09,640 --> 01:48:10,560
I'm not going to...

2173
01:48:10,560 --> 01:48:12,080
Listen, it's a fucking minefield.

2174
01:48:12,220 --> 01:48:13,320
Patrick C., how are you?

2175
01:48:14,020 --> 01:48:15,360
Thanks very much, Patrick C.

2176
01:48:16,500 --> 01:48:17,360
I see you.

2177
01:48:18,300 --> 01:48:19,240
I hope you're doing well.

2178
01:48:21,060 --> 01:48:24,760
Pat, said Pat, on this day of all days,

2179
01:48:25,640 --> 01:48:29,460
wishing you and yours a very merry Patrick's Day.

2180
01:48:41,840 --> 01:48:43,120
We have a little doggy.

2181
01:48:43,440 --> 01:48:44,240
We have a pooch.

2182
01:48:44,700 --> 01:48:45,540
Or a cat.

2183
01:48:46,020 --> 01:48:47,740
Is that a fucking cat or a dog?

2184
01:48:49,860 --> 01:48:53,020
It's got the body of a dog and the face of an old cat.

2185
01:48:53,860 --> 01:48:56,060
It's a fucking cat-faced dog.

2186
01:49:05,480 --> 01:49:06,320
Excuse me.

2187
01:49:10,320 --> 01:49:11,400
Excuse me?

2188
01:49:14,400 --> 01:49:16,660
Do you want some pigeon food?

2189
01:49:17,960 --> 01:49:18,940
Pigeon food?

2190
01:49:19,640 --> 01:49:20,860
What crumbs? Is this...

2191
01:49:20,860 --> 01:49:22,800
Uh, no.

2192
01:49:23,580 --> 01:49:25,060
Which way is it to one's eye?

2193
01:49:25,800 --> 01:49:26,820
Over there.

2194
01:49:28,780 --> 01:49:30,480
It's a cross between a cat or a dog.

2195
01:49:30,640 --> 01:49:32,520
It's either a dat or a cog.

2196
01:49:41,440 --> 01:49:42,180
There we go.

2197
01:49:42,180 --> 01:49:42,240
There we go.

2198
01:49:43,980 --> 01:49:44,620
Got a minute?

2199
01:49:45,260 --> 01:49:46,420
What is it, mister?

2200
01:49:47,880 --> 01:49:49,440
Which way is it to one's eye?

2201
01:49:50,220 --> 01:49:51,040
Let's go.

2202
01:49:51,660 --> 01:49:52,540
Follow me.

2203
01:49:53,020 --> 01:49:53,420
Yeah.

2204
01:49:53,640 --> 01:49:54,080
All right.

2205
01:49:54,480 --> 01:49:55,940
So, I'm just gonna follow this child.

2206
01:49:56,500 --> 01:49:58,660
There's nothing dodgy about this.

2207
01:49:58,800 --> 01:49:59,080
It's...

2208
01:49:59,080 --> 01:49:59,780
It's okay.

2209
01:50:01,120 --> 01:50:02,680
We're just gonna follow the child.

2210
01:50:06,180 --> 01:50:06,740
Strange.

2211
01:50:08,600 --> 01:50:09,460
It really...

2212
01:50:09,460 --> 01:50:10,480
It's getting dodgy.

2213
01:50:10,920 --> 01:50:12,300
It's fucking dodgy, man.

2214
01:50:14,500 --> 01:50:15,340
Hey, help me!

2215
01:50:17,320 --> 01:50:18,140
I'm scared!

2216
01:50:18,260 --> 01:50:19,280
They're going to kill me!

2217
01:50:19,640 --> 01:50:19,920
I...

2218
01:50:19,920 --> 01:50:21,020
I didn't do anything!

2219
01:50:26,420 --> 01:50:28,140
Fucking hell, look at these bullies, man.

2220
01:50:28,140 --> 01:50:30,140
It's getting dodgy.

2221
01:50:30,600 --> 01:50:31,740
What are you going to do?

2222
01:50:32,280 --> 01:50:34,000
It's getting dodgy!

2223
01:50:34,200 --> 01:50:34,600
Yeah!

2224
01:50:36,200 --> 01:50:38,060
It's getting dodgy!

2225
01:50:38,780 --> 01:50:39,740
Genghis Keck.

2226
01:50:40,300 --> 01:50:42,060
It's getting dodgy!

2227
01:50:42,320 --> 01:50:43,200
Thank you very much.

2228
01:50:43,340 --> 01:50:44,340
It's getting dodgy, though.

2229
01:50:45,080 --> 01:50:45,440
Congratulations!

2230
01:50:47,240 --> 01:50:48,960
You just donated to the show.

2231
01:50:49,460 --> 01:50:50,240
Not the one who'll get...

2232
01:50:50,240 --> 01:50:51,620
And Oliver Hughes, as well.

2233
01:50:52,000 --> 01:50:52,920
It's about to pop up.

2234
01:50:54,080 --> 01:50:54,440
Yeah!

2235
01:50:55,580 --> 01:50:56,560
There you go, buddy.

2236
01:50:57,360 --> 01:50:58,560
Welcome to the galaxy.

2237
01:50:58,760 --> 01:50:59,300
It hurt here.

2238
01:50:59,300 --> 01:51:06,860
Oh, he's just got fucking slipped.

2239
01:51:07,360 --> 01:51:08,960
He's got slipped by the kids.

2240
01:51:10,580 --> 01:51:10,940
Wait!

2241
01:51:16,660 --> 01:51:17,880
I lost them.

2242
01:51:19,140 --> 01:51:20,820
The phoenix mirror's inside that bag.

2243
01:51:23,900 --> 01:51:25,060
Sound out, Aaron.

2244
01:51:25,060 --> 01:51:32,260
I can't believe you did that, man.

2245
01:51:35,940 --> 01:51:36,660
What the fuck?

2246
01:51:36,740 --> 01:51:37,160
I don't know.

2247
01:51:37,220 --> 01:51:37,480
Where do I...

2248
01:51:37,480 --> 01:51:40,220
My bag was stolen by a group of four guys.

2249
01:51:40,540 --> 01:51:41,700
One was a little boy.

2250
01:51:45,500 --> 01:51:46,760
Arm wrestling match

2251
01:51:46,760 --> 01:51:48,680
held at Pier Warehouse.

2252
01:51:49,620 --> 01:51:51,620
A girl named Joy, yeah we've seen that already.

2253
01:51:58,620 --> 01:52:02,620
Did they um... they ran down the alleyway there, did they? So I have to go after them.

2254
01:52:10,620 --> 01:52:13,620
Welcome to the Chinese world of China.

2255
01:52:14,620 --> 01:52:18,620
Hong Kong is the city outside of the mainland.

2256
01:52:18,620 --> 01:52:21,620
Apparently it's nicer to visit there.

2257
01:52:22,620 --> 01:52:26,620
Apparently the mainland is rough around the edges.

2258
01:52:26,620 --> 01:52:29,620
But I'd still like to give it a go someday.

2259
01:52:29,620 --> 01:52:32,620
Mary O'Doherty, how are ya? Thanks very much.

2260
01:52:33,620 --> 01:52:37,620
Hope you're keeping well. Hope you're enjoying the gameplay.

2261
01:52:38,620 --> 01:52:42,620
Savage Value Gameplay AAA Title Shenmue II from 2001.

2262
01:52:42,620 --> 01:52:45,620
The sequel to Shenmue I.

2263
01:52:45,620 --> 01:52:47,620
My bag was just stolen.

2264
01:52:47,620 --> 01:52:49,620
Oh my, that's really too bad.

2265
01:52:49,620 --> 01:52:53,620
And this is a true depiction of what happens when you go to Hong Kong.

2266
01:52:53,620 --> 01:52:56,620
You gotta watch out man, cause there's people who wanna steal your fucking bag.

2267
01:52:57,620 --> 01:53:04,860
Did you see anyone come running this way?

2268
01:53:05,620 --> 01:53:07,640
Hmm, I didn't notice.

2269
01:53:08,220 --> 01:53:08,800
I see.

2270
01:53:11,460 --> 01:53:12,480
Excuse me.

2271
01:53:13,140 --> 01:53:14,280
My bag was just stolen.

2272
01:53:14,940 --> 01:53:15,740
Oh, really?

2273
01:53:16,600 --> 01:53:18,060
That's really awful.

2274
01:53:19,380 --> 01:53:21,300
Did you see anybody run by here?

2275
01:53:22,000 --> 01:53:23,300
Hmm, I didn't.

2276
01:53:23,780 --> 01:53:24,480
Is that right?

2277
01:53:26,140 --> 01:53:27,540
Jonathan O'Connor says,

2278
01:53:27,640 --> 01:53:29,520
Kick the fuck out of that little bollocks.

2279
01:53:29,780 --> 01:53:30,500
You catch him.

2280
01:53:31,000 --> 01:53:33,100
The thing is, John, I can't because, uh,

2281
01:53:34,320 --> 01:53:36,140
I'll probably get arrested then.

2282
01:53:37,080 --> 01:53:37,920
For assault.

2283
01:53:40,660 --> 01:53:43,080
Beverly Hills down there, anyway.

2284
01:53:43,920 --> 01:53:44,920
90210.

2285
01:53:49,760 --> 01:53:51,400
Or as it's known in China,

2286
01:53:51,820 --> 01:53:54,360
Beverly Hills, Chino210.

2287
01:53:54,660 --> 01:54:00,620
Yeah.

2288
01:54:02,620 --> 01:54:04,000
JVV, thanks very much.

2289
01:54:05,540 --> 01:54:05,840
Congratulations.

2290
01:54:07,240 --> 01:54:08,280
You checked your email.

2291
01:54:11,440 --> 01:54:12,620
JVV, you're a great man.

2292
01:54:13,360 --> 01:54:14,400
You're a wise sage.

2293
01:54:14,820 --> 01:54:16,100
I want to say thanks very much.

2294
01:54:16,160 --> 01:54:17,080
I don't say that lightly.

2295
01:54:17,220 --> 01:54:17,920
Thanks very much.

2296
01:54:20,180 --> 01:54:20,660
Excuse me.

2297
01:54:20,660 --> 01:54:22,880
I'll buy a pint with that.

2298
01:54:23,580 --> 01:54:24,440
Harry Hoban.

2299
01:54:25,080 --> 01:54:26,280
Is this you here, Harry?

2300
01:54:26,340 --> 01:54:26,780
Look at you.

2301
01:54:27,120 --> 01:54:29,040
I had my bag stolen a while ago.

2302
01:54:29,840 --> 01:54:30,880
That's terrible.

2303
01:54:33,840 --> 01:54:35,620
Did anyone come running by here?

2304
01:54:35,840 --> 01:54:37,160
Harry Hoban came running by.

2305
01:54:37,740 --> 01:54:38,200
Hmm.

2306
01:54:38,600 --> 01:54:39,380
I'm not sure.

2307
01:54:40,500 --> 01:54:41,840
He was useless, man.

2308
01:54:42,080 --> 01:54:43,260
That wasn't Harry Hoban.

2309
01:54:43,620 --> 01:54:45,120
Harry Hoban would be more help to you.

2310
01:54:45,120 --> 01:54:49,620
Hobanics.

2311
01:54:50,700 --> 01:54:51,300
Hobanics.

2312
01:54:52,260 --> 01:54:55,580
The Hobanic Street Preachers are your new band.

2313
01:54:55,720 --> 01:54:57,600
Harry Hoban and the Manic Street Creatures.

2314
01:54:59,660 --> 01:55:03,040
Not another fucking arm wrestle, please.

2315
01:55:03,500 --> 01:55:04,260
Save it, man.

2316
01:55:04,860 --> 01:55:05,900
We've got to Hong Kong.

2317
01:55:05,980 --> 01:55:07,900
I've already had my fucking bag nicked.

2318
01:55:08,660 --> 01:55:11,460
I'm just off the fucking boat from Japan, man.

2319
01:55:12,320 --> 01:55:13,800
Just off the boat from Japan.

2320
01:55:13,920 --> 01:55:14,380
Ten minutes.

2321
01:55:14,480 --> 01:55:16,740
I've had the bag fucking robbed by a child.

2322
01:55:19,300 --> 01:55:20,640
That's China for you.

2323
01:55:24,860 --> 01:55:25,640
Excuse me.

2324
01:55:26,800 --> 01:55:27,760
I'd like to have...

2325
01:55:27,760 --> 01:55:28,780
One moment.

2326
01:55:30,440 --> 01:55:33,200
When I slither home after a hard day out in the fields,

2327
01:55:33,560 --> 01:55:36,880
there's nothing I like more than lashing a few shtickings into the fireplace

2328
01:55:36,880 --> 01:55:38,880
and setting fire to them.

2329
01:55:39,040 --> 01:55:40,900
Be careful not to burn your hands like I did.

2330
01:55:40,960 --> 01:55:42,760
While I'm waiting for that baby to get going,

2331
01:55:42,980 --> 01:55:44,660
I do a few rolls on the ground

2332
01:55:44,660 --> 01:55:46,840
and a few reptilious repetitions

2333
01:55:46,840 --> 01:55:48,600
just to get the blood flowing.

2334
01:55:49,160 --> 01:55:50,960
Once those flames are licking high,

2335
01:55:51,220 --> 01:55:53,040
it's time to shtick your coal in it.

2336
01:55:54,440 --> 01:55:56,740
You can generate extra drafthage

2337
01:55:56,740 --> 01:55:58,800
by using your gooch as a waft.

2338
01:55:59,260 --> 01:56:01,160
Now all that's left is to sit back

2339
01:56:01,160 --> 01:56:03,220
and warm your sack by the flames.

2340
01:56:04,460 --> 01:56:05,880
The Chinese man,

2341
01:56:06,080 --> 01:56:08,080
he came to Sligo to make a bit of money,

2342
01:56:08,200 --> 01:56:09,160
didn't work out for him,

2343
01:56:09,380 --> 01:56:10,940
didn't work out for him,

2344
01:56:11,600 --> 01:56:13,880
and now he's out of sorts.

2345
01:56:13,980 --> 01:56:14,660
His wife's not well.

2346
01:56:14,720 --> 01:56:15,400
He's out of sorts.

2347
01:56:17,020 --> 01:56:17,860
Excuse something.

2348
01:56:19,120 --> 01:56:21,640
Bro, some kid's talking to us.

2349
01:56:22,820 --> 01:56:24,720
I haven't seen you around here.

2350
01:56:25,040 --> 01:56:26,040
I had my bag stolen.

2351
01:56:26,620 --> 01:56:27,540
A bag?

2352
01:56:27,860 --> 01:56:28,880
Who cares?

2353
01:56:30,680 --> 01:56:32,540
A group of four stole my bag.

2354
01:56:33,060 --> 01:56:34,160
One of them was a little kid.

2355
01:56:35,660 --> 01:56:37,340
I said I don't know.

2356
01:56:37,800 --> 01:56:38,440
Scram!

2357
01:56:42,120 --> 01:56:45,120
Scrapbook poetry.

2358
01:56:45,380 --> 01:56:46,660
Where can people donate?

2359
01:56:47,340 --> 01:56:48,660
For three books left.

2360
01:56:48,840 --> 01:56:50,480
The three books are,

2361
01:56:50,620 --> 01:56:51,100
I believe,

2362
01:56:51,200 --> 01:56:52,820
Salmon Cowboy and

2363
01:56:52,820 --> 01:56:55,740
French Toast or Tool.

2364
01:56:55,880 --> 01:56:56,760
They're doing a gig.

2365
01:56:57,000 --> 01:56:57,860
It's for charity.

2366
01:56:58,420 --> 01:56:59,460
You can donate them

2367
01:56:59,460 --> 01:57:00,440
somewhere.

2368
01:57:01,100 --> 01:57:02,940
Scrapbook poetry seems to know the crack.

2369
01:57:05,300 --> 01:57:06,240
And Aisling,

2370
01:57:06,340 --> 01:57:08,020
did you go down to the fucking mainframe?

2371
01:57:08,100 --> 01:57:09,380
Did you head down to the fucking

2372
01:57:09,380 --> 01:57:10,960
war zone in Temple Bar?

2373
01:57:11,980 --> 01:57:12,580
Or was that,

2374
01:57:13,440 --> 01:57:13,700
were you,

2375
01:57:13,880 --> 01:57:14,260
what was,

2376
01:57:14,540 --> 01:57:15,480
did you really do it?

2377
01:57:15,760 --> 01:57:16,580
Because Aaron Brennan,

2378
01:57:16,760 --> 01:57:17,860
he produced the goods man.

2379
01:57:18,240 --> 01:57:19,860
Not only did he have a big sign

2380
01:57:19,860 --> 01:57:20,720
that said fucking

2381
01:57:20,720 --> 01:57:22,200
Pat Cox MEP,

2382
01:57:22,420 --> 01:57:23,420
he did a snake dance.

2383
01:57:23,420 --> 01:57:42,520
Thanks for the tip.

2384
01:57:42,820 --> 01:57:44,140
I'll buy a pint with that.

2385
01:57:44,620 --> 01:57:45,460
Dahi Bowsy.

2386
01:57:46,160 --> 01:57:46,440
Cheers.

2387
01:57:47,120 --> 01:57:48,120
Big shout out to the

2388
01:57:48,120 --> 01:57:49,620
Bang Face Hard Crew.

2389
01:57:50,320 --> 01:57:51,480
Who were at the last night

2390
01:57:51,480 --> 01:57:52,140
of the festival.

2391
01:57:52,140 --> 01:57:55,140
Bang Face Hard Crew.

2392
01:57:55,140 --> 01:57:56,220
You're a bang face.

2393
01:57:59,400 --> 01:58:01,420
What are you fooling around here for?

2394
01:58:01,880 --> 01:58:03,000
I'm not fooling around.

2395
01:58:03,160 --> 01:58:04,040
My bag was stolen.

2396
01:58:06,020 --> 01:58:07,600
I guessed right.

2397
01:58:08,580 --> 01:58:09,180
What?

2398
01:58:09,480 --> 01:58:10,800
What kind of monsters

2399
01:58:10,800 --> 01:58:11,760
stole your bag?

2400
01:58:12,760 --> 01:58:13,620
Four guys.

2401
01:58:14,040 --> 01:58:14,920
One of them is a little kid.

2402
01:58:14,920 --> 01:58:16,080
Fucking Boogie Jockets

2403
01:58:16,080 --> 01:58:17,080
is back on the scene.

2404
01:58:17,740 --> 01:58:18,400
A kid?

2405
01:58:21,400 --> 01:58:22,000
Yeah.

2406
01:58:22,000 --> 01:58:23,260
Do you know him?

2407
01:58:23,720 --> 01:58:25,200
I saw Wong at Pigeon Park.

2408
01:58:25,860 --> 01:58:27,500
Improvised explosive device.

2409
01:58:27,620 --> 01:58:28,760
Max Darwin on the table.

2410
01:58:29,080 --> 01:58:29,840
Thanks very much.

2411
01:58:30,560 --> 01:58:31,920
For everyone who's donating,

2412
01:58:32,100 --> 01:58:33,540
this is the fucking stream dream.

2413
01:58:33,680 --> 01:58:34,160
Kieran B.

2414
01:58:34,220 --> 01:58:34,640
Thank you.

2415
01:58:36,400 --> 01:58:37,400
Thanks.

2416
01:58:40,400 --> 01:58:41,700
Never stops to think,

2417
01:58:41,780 --> 01:58:42,200
does he?

2418
01:58:44,660 --> 01:58:46,840
He's doing well.

2419
01:58:47,040 --> 01:58:47,980
He's doing well.

2420
01:58:48,220 --> 01:58:50,060
He's got that bird's number anyway.

2421
01:58:50,780 --> 01:58:52,560
I think it's on.

2422
01:58:52,700 --> 01:58:54,680
I think it seems to be all on.

2423
01:58:55,160 --> 01:58:56,380
T-22 BC.

2424
01:58:56,560 --> 01:58:57,960
Big shout out to the Bang Brothers.

2425
01:58:59,060 --> 01:59:00,320
This is the longest cut scene

2426
01:59:00,320 --> 01:59:02,140
I've ever seen in my life.

2427
01:59:02,480 --> 01:59:03,780
Says Riley McManus.

2428
01:59:04,160 --> 01:59:04,900
But that's because

2429
01:59:04,900 --> 01:59:07,040
I've been pausing and fucking...

2430
01:59:07,040 --> 01:59:07,780
And look at the buildings.

2431
01:59:07,900 --> 01:59:08,740
Is this Hong Kong?

2432
01:59:09,700 --> 01:59:10,460
Red brick.

2433
01:59:10,860 --> 01:59:12,460
Looks like fucking London or something.

2434
01:59:12,460 --> 01:59:16,020
Excuse me.

2435
01:59:16,740 --> 01:59:17,560
Excuse me.

2436
01:59:17,780 --> 01:59:18,820
I have to go.

2437
01:59:21,160 --> 01:59:22,460
This game is already

2438
01:59:22,460 --> 01:59:24,600
1,000% worse than the first one,

2439
01:59:24,660 --> 01:59:25,180
JBV.

2440
01:59:25,520 --> 01:59:26,740
I like those ads.

2441
01:59:26,740 --> 01:59:45,760
Fucking Queen Street, man.

2442
01:59:48,060 --> 01:59:50,480
A map of this area.

2443
01:59:55,200 --> 01:59:56,820
Fucking Aberdeen is looking well,

2444
01:59:56,880 --> 01:59:57,140
isn't it?

2445
01:59:57,140 --> 01:59:57,540
Isn't it?

2446
02:00:11,880 --> 02:00:13,280
Kid's name is Wong.

2447
02:00:13,980 --> 02:00:15,920
Joy saw him at the Pigeon Park map.

2448
02:00:19,760 --> 02:00:21,800
Maybe we can find Pigeon Park

2449
02:00:21,800 --> 02:00:22,600
in the fucking map.

2450
02:00:38,160 --> 02:00:39,960
It's like Lee Carvello's

2451
02:00:39,960 --> 02:00:40,960
putting challenge

2452
02:00:40,960 --> 02:00:42,740
in game format.

2453
02:00:44,640 --> 02:00:45,180
Stay.

2454
02:00:45,620 --> 02:00:46,640
Have some porridge.

2455
02:00:54,640 --> 02:00:55,840
I've already failed

2456
02:00:55,840 --> 02:00:57,040
to get a soda as well.

2457
02:00:57,100 --> 02:00:58,020
I tried to get a soda

2458
02:00:58,020 --> 02:00:58,740
out the machine.

2459
02:00:58,880 --> 02:01:00,500
There was no fucking soda, man.

2460
02:01:01,940 --> 02:01:02,940
Soft drink.

2461
02:01:07,280 --> 02:01:07,880
Yeah.

2462
02:01:09,300 --> 02:01:11,080
Ash the rash smokes hash.

2463
02:01:11,520 --> 02:01:12,300
Thanks very much.

2464
02:01:15,100 --> 02:01:17,080
This is where I've got to get my bag back.

2465
02:01:17,500 --> 02:01:17,860
Right?

2466
02:01:18,820 --> 02:01:19,520
It's three weeks.

2467
02:01:21,400 --> 02:01:23,380
We're looking for a child called Wong.

2468
02:01:23,600 --> 02:01:24,960
Has anybody seen Wong?

2469
02:01:25,560 --> 02:01:28,160
Has anybody seen Wong?

2470
02:01:28,360 --> 02:01:29,760
I mean, he was last seen

2471
02:01:29,760 --> 02:01:31,280
in stealing my fucking bag.

2472
02:01:31,400 --> 02:01:32,540
Has anybody seen John?

2473
02:01:32,740 --> 02:01:33,460
Have you got...

2474
02:01:33,460 --> 02:01:34,700
Has anybody seen John?

2475
02:01:34,760 --> 02:01:35,380
He was in the castle.

2476
02:01:35,760 --> 02:01:36,440
Was he in the belfry

2477
02:01:36,440 --> 02:01:37,520
the last time I was talking to him?

2478
02:01:37,800 --> 02:01:38,400
Where is he?

2479
02:01:38,460 --> 02:01:39,580
Have we sent a search party

2480
02:01:39,580 --> 02:01:40,240
out for John?

2481
02:01:40,380 --> 02:01:41,040
Has anybody seen John?

2482
02:01:41,040 --> 02:01:41,980
He was around the island.

2483
02:01:42,400 --> 02:01:43,320
Has anybody seen John?

2484
02:01:43,320 --> 02:01:43,920
He was in the castle.

2485
02:01:43,920 --> 02:01:44,400
He's gone missing.

2486
02:01:44,940 --> 02:01:46,280
He was in the fucking belfry

2487
02:01:46,280 --> 02:01:47,420
in the castle there the last day.

2488
02:01:47,480 --> 02:01:48,340
John, hello.

2489
02:01:48,340 --> 02:01:49,340
Yeah, nobody's visiting.

2490
02:01:49,520 --> 02:01:50,260
Nobody's seen him since.

2491
02:01:50,360 --> 02:01:51,140
We've got the lighthouse.

2492
02:01:51,580 --> 02:01:53,120
Can we get the light?

2493
02:01:53,380 --> 02:01:55,280
Can we get the lighthouse out for John?

2494
02:01:55,740 --> 02:01:56,680
We need to get the lighthouse.

2495
02:01:56,760 --> 02:01:57,680
Switched on.

2496
02:02:01,760 --> 02:02:06,040
Ah, McScriff, the crime dog.

2497
02:02:07,040 --> 02:02:08,700
That's very much McScriff.

2498
02:02:09,040 --> 02:02:11,940
Maybe this child knows who or where Wong is.

2499
02:02:12,520 --> 02:02:12,820
Hey.

2500
02:02:13,540 --> 02:02:13,820
What?

2501
02:02:15,960 --> 02:02:17,380
Which way to Pigeon Park?

2502
02:02:17,900 --> 02:02:18,940
Over there.

2503
02:02:19,520 --> 02:02:20,620
All right, thanks.

2504
02:02:21,400 --> 02:02:23,520
Right, here we go. Pigeon Park it is, man.

2505
02:02:23,520 --> 02:02:36,480
What the fuck, what's that?

2506
02:02:49,760 --> 02:02:51,420
Has anybody seen Wong?

2507
02:02:52,020 --> 02:02:52,780
What is it, mister?

2508
02:02:53,780 --> 02:02:55,400
Which way is it to Pigeon Park?

2509
02:02:56,320 --> 02:02:56,940
Let's go.

2510
02:02:57,560 --> 02:02:57,900
All right.

2511
02:02:58,080 --> 02:02:58,640
Follow me.

2512
02:02:59,380 --> 02:03:02,420
You can't be fucking following kids around the whole time, like, you know what I mean?

2513
02:03:03,160 --> 02:03:03,780
And that's...

2514
02:03:03,780 --> 02:03:06,360
That's something you can fucking put in there.

2515
02:03:06,520 --> 02:03:08,200
Chalk that one down in your memo pad.

2516
02:03:13,040 --> 02:03:15,120
I'm gonna get robbed again because of this kid.

2517
02:03:17,340 --> 02:03:17,820
Yeah.

2518
02:03:20,820 --> 02:03:22,600
Johnny Tight Lips, thanks very much.

2519
02:03:22,600 --> 02:03:46,460
Ah, it's right.

2520
02:03:46,560 --> 02:03:47,540
Pigeon Park is right.

2521
02:03:47,540 --> 02:03:47,600
Okay.

2522
02:03:47,600 --> 02:03:52,100
So not all the children in China are bad.

2523
02:03:57,840 --> 02:03:59,040
This is Pigeon Park.

2524
02:03:59,360 --> 02:04:00,640
All the tea in China.

2525
02:04:03,560 --> 02:04:04,500
We're here.

2526
02:04:05,560 --> 02:04:06,240
Oh, right.

2527
02:04:06,700 --> 02:04:07,100
Thanks.

2528
02:04:07,900 --> 02:04:08,340
See ya.

2529
02:04:09,340 --> 02:04:11,900
Chris Hansen will be a Pigeon Park waiting for you.

2530
02:04:14,340 --> 02:04:14,960
Take a...

2531
02:04:14,960 --> 02:04:16,940
Take a seat.

2532
02:04:17,820 --> 02:04:19,620
Mr. Chen, will you take a seat?

2533
02:04:24,740 --> 02:04:27,220
Okay, so we have to look for Wong over here.

2534
02:04:27,400 --> 02:04:27,740
Wong.

2535
02:04:29,460 --> 02:04:30,740
When I was in, um...

2536
02:04:32,160 --> 02:04:33,240
Fucking Stateside.

2537
02:04:34,080 --> 02:04:35,880
It was over Stateside there last year.

2538
02:04:36,080 --> 02:04:36,500
Fucking...

2539
02:04:36,500 --> 02:04:38,060
There was a place in Chinatown.

2540
02:04:38,540 --> 02:04:39,740
Called Big Wong.

2541
02:04:40,740 --> 02:04:42,060
And it does good dishes.

2542
02:04:42,200 --> 02:04:42,840
Cheap dishes.

2543
02:04:43,200 --> 02:04:43,440
Damn.

2544
02:04:43,660 --> 02:04:44,320
You should check it out.

2545
02:04:44,460 --> 02:04:46,120
You're going to fucking New York, man.

2546
02:04:46,500 --> 02:04:47,360
Big Wong.

2547
02:04:47,360 --> 02:04:47,360
Big Wong.

2548
02:04:47,800 --> 02:04:48,780
In Chinatown.

2549
02:04:51,720 --> 02:04:53,240
This is the fucker here, man.

2550
02:04:53,720 --> 02:04:54,860
Sorry, I didn't mean...

2551
02:04:54,860 --> 02:04:56,540
Didn't mean that, but I mean...

2552
02:04:56,540 --> 02:04:57,420
He's a bollocks, man.

2553
02:05:00,560 --> 02:05:01,000
Hmm.

2554
02:05:05,260 --> 02:05:05,960
That's him.

2555
02:05:10,060 --> 02:05:11,880
Oh, no!

2556
02:05:11,880 --> 02:05:11,940
Oh, no!

2557
02:05:11,940 --> 02:05:17,120
Wait!

2558
02:05:17,340 --> 02:05:18,460
Give me back my bag!

2559
02:05:18,800 --> 02:05:19,080
What bag?

2560
02:05:19,080 --> 02:05:20,120
Quick time action, is it?

2561
02:05:20,420 --> 02:05:21,400
Quick time event.

2562
02:05:22,260 --> 02:05:23,360
Uh-oh, watch out for the marbles.

2563
02:05:24,700 --> 02:05:25,620
Hey Wong!

2564
02:05:26,460 --> 02:05:27,180
Fuck it.

2565
02:05:28,300 --> 02:05:28,760
I'm sorry.

2566
02:05:29,340 --> 02:05:29,860
It's okay.

2567
02:05:29,960 --> 02:05:30,580
Go after him.

2568
02:05:30,720 --> 02:05:30,860
Yes.

2569
02:05:31,040 --> 02:05:32,000
She slapped my arse.

2570
02:05:32,360 --> 02:05:32,880
Wow!

2571
02:05:33,360 --> 02:05:34,620
What the...

2572
02:05:34,620 --> 02:05:35,780
Jeez!

2573
02:05:36,780 --> 02:05:37,720
What the...

2574
02:05:37,720 --> 02:05:38,060
Whoa!

2575
02:05:39,600 --> 02:05:40,920
It was an arse slap.

2576
02:05:41,740 --> 02:05:42,500
I'll pay for it later.

2577
02:05:43,240 --> 02:05:43,860
Take this!

2578
02:05:46,200 --> 02:05:46,600
Wait!

2579
02:05:50,460 --> 02:05:50,940
Who's that?

2580
02:05:52,140 --> 02:05:52,500
Wait!

2581
02:05:53,220 --> 02:05:53,420
Ha!

2582
02:05:53,640 --> 02:05:53,940
Whoa!

2583
02:06:00,620 --> 02:06:01,140
Eww!

2584
02:06:01,360 --> 02:06:02,440
Uh-oh, watch out.

2585
02:06:04,880 --> 02:06:05,680
Oh, no!

2586
02:06:05,800 --> 02:06:06,900
Slid under the bamboo.

2587
02:06:07,000 --> 02:06:07,260
Wait!

2588
02:06:07,700 --> 02:06:08,600
The big bamboo.

2589
02:06:09,180 --> 02:06:09,520
Hey!

2590
02:06:10,000 --> 02:06:11,120
This place is off limits.

2591
02:06:11,140 --> 02:06:12,140
Ah, fuck.

2592
02:06:12,140 --> 02:06:13,140
Get down!

2593
02:06:13,140 --> 02:06:16,140
Was that little kid with you?

2594
02:06:16,140 --> 02:06:18,140
No, not really.

2595
02:06:18,140 --> 02:06:23,140
That kid, he's busted a hole in the fence again.

2596
02:06:23,140 --> 02:06:26,140
He got away.

2597
02:06:30,140 --> 02:06:34,140
Last sight of Wong. Must find him.

2598
02:06:34,140 --> 02:06:47,140
You can easily get underneath the fucking hole in the fence, man.

2599
02:06:47,140 --> 02:06:51,140
Just crawl under the fucking hole in the fence.

2600
02:06:51,140 --> 02:06:54,140
It's not that hard.

2601
02:06:54,140 --> 02:06:59,140
Intense gameplay, says Average Gatsby.

2602
02:06:59,140 --> 02:07:05,140
Fucking mad gameplay, man.

2603
02:07:05,140 --> 02:07:08,140
Beverly Hills China 210, man.

2604
02:07:08,140 --> 02:07:12,140
Chinese Lanterns. Do you like them? Do you?

2605
02:07:12,140 --> 02:07:15,140
The band, the Chinese Lanterns.

2606
02:07:24,140 --> 02:07:26,140
How the fuck do I...

2607
02:07:26,140 --> 02:07:29,140
Do I have to go back to this Pigeon Park to find Wong again, boy?

2608
02:07:32,140 --> 02:07:33,140
Fucking Wong is in the left.

2609
02:07:33,140 --> 02:07:34,140
Excuse me.

2610
02:07:34,140 --> 02:07:35,140
Huh?

2611
02:07:35,140 --> 02:07:37,140
It's fate, you see.

2612
02:07:37,140 --> 02:07:38,140
Huh?

2613
02:07:38,140 --> 02:07:40,140
We'll play a match someday.

2614
02:07:40,140 --> 02:07:41,140
Weird.

2615
02:07:41,140 --> 02:07:42,140
Look at the fucking hat.

2616
02:07:42,140 --> 02:07:43,140
It says...

2617
02:07:44,140 --> 02:07:47,140
G-beat some light.

2618
02:07:47,140 --> 02:07:50,140
And then on the top it says baseball.

2619
02:07:50,140 --> 02:07:51,140
What do you mean?

2620
02:07:51,140 --> 02:07:53,140
Don't worry about it.

2621
02:07:53,140 --> 02:07:54,140
Well, see you later.

2622
02:07:54,140 --> 02:07:55,140
Well, see you later.

2623
02:08:10,140 --> 02:08:12,140
Wow, looking at Hong Kong at night, man.

2624
02:08:14,140 --> 02:08:15,140
Look at those graphics.

2625
02:08:15,140 --> 02:08:22,140
2001, what year did Metal Gear Solid 2 Sons of Liberty come out?

2626
02:08:22,140 --> 02:08:24,140
Was that 2001 as well?

2627
02:08:24,140 --> 02:08:28,140
That had much better graphics.

2628
02:08:28,140 --> 02:08:32,140
And then again, Dreamcast was an inferior machine compared to the PS2.

2629
02:08:32,140 --> 02:08:33,140
I imagine.

2630
02:08:33,140 --> 02:08:34,140
Excuse me.

2631
02:08:34,140 --> 02:08:35,140
What is it?

2632
02:08:35,140 --> 02:08:36,140
Have you seen a boy named Wong?

2633
02:08:36,140 --> 02:08:37,140
I never heard that name.

2634
02:08:37,140 --> 02:08:38,140
He was wearing green clothes.

2635
02:08:38,140 --> 02:08:39,140
I haven't seen anything.

2636
02:08:39,140 --> 02:08:40,140
Chinese John Cena.

2637
02:08:40,140 --> 02:08:47,880
I never heard that name. He was wearing green clothes. I haven't seen anything.

2638
02:08:51,200 --> 02:08:52,720
Chinese John Cena.

2639
02:08:59,800 --> 02:09:05,780
Hey, come take a look. Have you seen a kid named Wong? Wong?

2640
02:09:07,960 --> 02:09:20,300
He's wearing green clothes. Oh, that kid, huh? He was right around here. Yeah. Brain schluck. How did you get on in Hong Kong? Brain schluck.

2641
02:09:20,300 --> 02:09:35,600
The place you might go besides this park. Check somewhere with lots of people like that cafe over there or the lai lai eatery. A place with a lot of people? Don't you get it? He's after customers' wallets. I understand. Thank you.

2642
02:09:35,780 --> 02:09:47,180
Where's Wong? It's like the Chinese, where's Wally? Lai lai eatery by the cafe. Where the fuck's that?

2643
02:09:47,180 --> 02:09:49,940
Excuse me. About a kid named Wong.

2644
02:09:50,720 --> 02:09:54,740
Did you try somewhere around the lai lai? Thanks very much for that. That's a nice little amount.

2645
02:09:56,200 --> 02:09:58,140
What's Wong? Thanks very much. Thank you.

2646
02:10:00,200 --> 02:10:04,360
You're a great... You've greatly enhanced your reputation and you're a great...

2647
02:10:05,000 --> 02:10:06,700
Donator. What's Wong?

2648
02:10:07,700 --> 02:10:15,560
Are you gonna do any live shows again? I saw you in the grand social. You should do them again. I... I... I... fucking... maybe I will. I need to make more videos. Hey.

2649
02:10:16,040 --> 02:10:32,840
You can't be going around doing fucking shows and not making fucking decent stuff. Uh... for everyone's consumption beforehand. You know, you need to have... you need to put the work in. And the work starts... yesterday or two days ago. And I started... I'm making videos again. There's gonna be a new video. I'll probably put it out tomorrow.

2650
02:10:33,640 --> 02:10:37,740
If not tomorrow. Day after. No. Tomorrow. Bank holiday. Something to fucking pick everyone up. Maybe.

2651
02:10:38,180 --> 02:10:38,680
Heh. Maybe.

2652
02:10:39,380 --> 02:10:41,060
But it's cut. It's done.

2653
02:10:41,660 --> 02:10:43,120
It's fucking Fontaine 2.

2654
02:10:44,160 --> 02:10:45,940
Fontaine. The sequel to Fontaine.

2655
02:10:46,940 --> 02:10:49,400
Um... And the... the manifesto is thus.

2656
02:10:50,040 --> 02:10:51,120
Make videos...

2657
02:10:52,500 --> 02:10:54,120
That are fucking good. And then hopefully...

2658
02:10:54,920 --> 02:10:58,120
Then you can fucking go and do this, uh... live crack. Because...

2659
02:11:00,420 --> 02:11:01,460
That's where it's at, man.

2660
02:11:02,440 --> 02:11:05,340
I didn't fucking claw my way to the... to the top.

2661
02:11:06,400 --> 02:11:09,340
I didn't claw my way to the fucking mainframe galaxy.

2662
02:11:10,640 --> 02:11:13,260
By just hanging around and fucking playing Shenmue.

2663
02:11:14,320 --> 02:11:16,220
The real graft is in the video.

2664
02:11:16,420 --> 02:11:18,940
So I appreciate your donation and everybody watching.

2665
02:11:19,060 --> 02:11:21,040
I appreciate your fucking support and viewership.

2666
02:11:21,300 --> 02:11:24,720
And... you've greatly enhanced your reputations and... uh...

2667
02:11:24,720 --> 02:11:25,540
All that stuff.

2668
02:11:25,580 --> 02:11:26,660
Thanks very much for that.

2669
02:11:26,800 --> 02:11:27,880
That's a nice little amount.

2670
02:11:27,880 --> 02:11:28,480
I got it.

2671
02:11:28,480 --> 02:11:28,520
I got it.

2672
02:11:28,520 --> 02:11:29,020
I got it.

2673
02:11:31,240 --> 02:11:41,240
Gav from Effin, have you seen Wong? I'm after fucking Wong man. He's a little kid who robbed my fucking wallet.

2674
02:11:50,240 --> 02:11:59,240
Hey pickled onions, I thought Gav from Effin was Wong, but you're fucking white. Right, with that, 2001 was the Chinese year of the snake.

2675
02:12:00,240 --> 02:12:04,240
Fucking weird man. Is that true or is that bullshit? Are you just saying that for the stream?

2676
02:12:05,240 --> 02:12:08,240
I'm gonna go on the internet and find out.

2677
02:12:17,240 --> 02:12:21,240
Let's have a look. This thing is fucking too.

2678
02:12:24,240 --> 02:12:27,240
I need to fit that now to the fucking screen.

2679
02:12:29,240 --> 02:12:33,240
*Sings*

2680
02:12:37,240 --> 02:12:38,240
*Sings*

2681
02:12:46,240 --> 02:12:56,240
Year of the snake is the sixth in the 12 year cycle. Years of the snake include 17, 29, 1941, 1953, 1965, 1977, 99, 2001 man.

2682
02:12:57,240 --> 02:13:01,240
So if the prophecy is true, if...

2683
02:13:01,240 --> 02:13:05,240
Pickled onions, if what you say is true...

2684
02:13:06,240 --> 02:13:08,240
*Sings*

2685
02:13:08,240 --> 02:13:19,860
2001 was the childies year of the snake. That's when Shenmue II came out. I'm playing Shenmue II and I'm the fucking snake man. Shit just got fucking weird head.

2686
02:13:29,100 --> 02:13:55,120
Gav from Effin you're a sweet sweet sweet sweet Gav from Effin. I hope you're getting along very well on this St. Patrick's night. We go inside the pigeon cafe for a bit of coffee and tea. Sliding Doors the movie. Rom-com. Romulus and Remus. Fucking Aqua who sang Barbie Girl. They did a song for it I think. It was shite.

2687
02:13:55,120 --> 02:14:22,820
Excuse me. Hi. Have you seen a kid wearing green clothes? Could it be that kid won?

2688
02:14:23,820 --> 02:14:36,320
2025 is the next year of the fucking snake then we'll have to go over and do a live show over in fucking Beijing or fucking Shenzhen. By 2025 I suppose the Chinese will rule all the earth.

2689
02:14:38,520 --> 02:14:39,660
Do you know him?

2690
02:14:40,620 --> 02:14:41,980
No one came around here.

2691
02:14:42,780 --> 02:14:43,220
I see.

2692
02:14:47,060 --> 02:14:48,620
Do you have any ideas?

2693
02:14:49,580 --> 02:14:50,060
Sorry.

2694
02:14:51,180 --> 02:14:52,260
If I didn't have to.

2695
02:14:52,400 --> 02:14:52,680
Well.

2696
02:14:53,720 --> 02:14:54,120
Is it just.

2697
02:14:54,180 --> 02:14:54,580
It seems.

2698
02:14:55,100 --> 02:14:56,080
That the music.

2699
02:14:56,460 --> 02:14:57,680
Is louder than the fucking.

2700
02:14:58,420 --> 02:14:59,220
Voice acting.

2701
02:15:10,020 --> 02:15:11,640
Can anybody in the chat.

2702
02:15:11,640 --> 02:15:12,300
Confirm.

2703
02:15:12,300 --> 02:15:13,300
That the music.

2704
02:15:13,500 --> 02:15:14,980
Is louder than the voice acting.

2705
02:15:24,720 --> 02:15:25,780
That's done nothing.

2706
02:15:26,820 --> 02:15:28,120
That's done fucking nothing.

2707
02:15:28,760 --> 02:15:30,060
Can you think of anything else?

2708
02:15:31,060 --> 02:15:32,520
Why don't you ask Jang Nu.

2709
02:15:32,760 --> 02:15:33,380
At Swing.

2710
02:15:34,340 --> 02:15:37,720
Her place is really popular with those troublemaker types.

2711
02:15:38,800 --> 02:15:39,580
Do you see it?

2712
02:15:40,360 --> 02:15:41,840
It's two stores down.

2713
02:15:42,580 --> 02:15:43,220
I'll head there.

2714
02:15:54,340 --> 02:15:55,260
Big time.

2715
02:15:55,420 --> 02:15:55,580
Okay.

2716
02:15:55,680 --> 02:15:55,860
Yeah.

2717
02:15:59,400 --> 02:16:00,280
Excuse me.

2718
02:16:01,060 --> 02:16:01,500
Huh?

2719
02:16:02,840 --> 02:16:04,560
Have you seen a boy named Wong?

2720
02:16:05,040 --> 02:16:06,580
I never heard that name.

2721
02:16:11,140 --> 02:16:14,700
Looking for a boy named Wong crack is fucking rubbish man.

2722
02:16:15,240 --> 02:16:17,600
So far we've landed in China this morning.

2723
02:16:17,840 --> 02:16:19,020
Had the bag robbed.

2724
02:16:19,680 --> 02:16:21,500
Now I'm looking around for a child.

2725
02:16:21,500 --> 02:16:27,020
He was wearing green clothes.

2726
02:16:27,440 --> 02:16:27,840
Nah.

2727
02:16:30,160 --> 02:16:31,900
I can't get out of the fucking door.

2728
02:16:31,980 --> 02:16:32,700
He won't let me out.

2729
02:16:33,480 --> 02:16:35,860
Let me out of this tea room for fuck's sake man.

2730
02:16:45,680 --> 02:16:46,720
Oh my god.

2731
02:16:50,440 --> 02:16:52,480
Where the fuck is the Lai Lai Eatery?

2732
02:16:53,660 --> 02:16:55,100
Lai Lai Eatery.

2733
02:16:55,340 --> 02:16:56,340
Lai Lai Eatery.

2734
02:16:56,420 --> 02:16:56,820
Where is that?

2735
02:17:03,320 --> 02:17:04,060
Chai Lai.

2736
02:17:04,200 --> 02:17:04,800
Chai Lati.

2737
02:17:05,600 --> 02:17:06,340
Pigeon Cafe.

2738
02:17:11,060 --> 02:17:11,680
What's this?

2739
02:17:11,780 --> 02:17:12,220
Lai Lai.

2740
02:17:12,320 --> 02:17:12,780
Here we go.

2741
02:17:15,020 --> 02:17:16,320
Wong time baby.

2742
02:17:16,920 --> 02:17:18,520
In the Wong time.

2743
02:17:18,520 --> 02:17:25,240
Mutt Man's not here at the moment.

2744
02:17:25,400 --> 02:17:25,880
JVV.

2745
02:17:26,280 --> 02:17:27,340
Now where's my bag?

2746
02:17:28,400 --> 02:17:29,260
Get lost.

2747
02:17:30,920 --> 02:17:31,400
You.

2748
02:17:33,180 --> 02:17:36,320
I'm getting fucking anxiety over this Wong book.

2749
02:17:40,660 --> 02:17:41,180
Yes.

2750
02:17:41,340 --> 02:17:42,560
Bit of fucking bat on it.

2751
02:17:43,280 --> 02:17:43,980
Bit of Shenmue.

2752
02:17:43,980 --> 02:17:45,100
This is...

2753
02:17:45,100 --> 02:17:48,060
Yes.

2754
02:17:49,020 --> 02:17:50,400
Fucking double roundhouse.

2755
02:17:50,560 --> 02:17:51,140
Flip kick.

2756
02:17:51,320 --> 02:17:52,180
Spin twirl.

2757
02:17:52,960 --> 02:17:53,500
Bish.

2758
02:17:54,260 --> 02:17:54,740
Bash.

2759
02:17:55,340 --> 02:17:55,920
Bosh.

2760
02:17:56,520 --> 02:17:58,680
I'm gonna fucking kick you right in your cabbage.

2761
02:17:58,820 --> 02:17:59,620
Someone's got a shiv.

2762
02:17:59,660 --> 02:18:00,420
He's got a knife.

2763
02:18:00,780 --> 02:18:02,140
He's got a fucking knife man.

2764
02:18:03,100 --> 02:18:05,100
Somebody's gonna slash me man.

2765
02:18:06,560 --> 02:18:07,760
He's got a fucking shiv.

2766
02:18:07,920 --> 02:18:08,800
He's got a fucking knife man.

2767
02:18:08,800 --> 02:18:08,920
He's got a fucking knife man.

2768
02:18:08,920 --> 02:18:09,920
He's got a fucking knife man.

2769
02:18:09,920 --> 02:18:09,920
He's got a fucking knife man.

2770
02:18:09,920 --> 02:18:10,920
He's got a fucking knife man.

2771
02:18:10,920 --> 02:18:11,920
He's got a fucking knife man.

2772
02:18:11,920 --> 02:18:12,920
He's got a fucking knife man.

2773
02:18:12,920 --> 02:18:13,920
He's got a fucking knife man.

2774
02:18:13,920 --> 02:18:13,920
He's got a fucking knife man.

2775
02:18:13,920 --> 02:18:14,920
He's got a fucking knife man.

2776
02:18:14,920 --> 02:18:15,920
He's got a fucking knife man.

2777
02:18:15,920 --> 02:18:15,920
He's got a fucking knife man.

2778
02:18:15,920 --> 02:18:16,920
He's got a fucking knife man.

2779
02:18:16,920 --> 02:18:17,920
He's got a fucking knife man.

2780
02:18:17,920 --> 02:18:18,920
He's got a fucking knife man.

2781
02:18:18,920 --> 02:18:19,920
He's got a fucking knife man.

2782
02:18:19,920 --> 02:18:20,920
He's got a fucking knife man.

2783
02:18:20,920 --> 02:18:21,920
He's got a fucking knife man.

2784
02:18:21,920 --> 02:18:22,920
He's got a fucking knife man.

2785
02:18:22,920 --> 02:18:23,920
He's got a fucking knife man.

2786
02:18:23,920 --> 02:18:24,920
He's got a fucking knife man.

2787
02:18:24,920 --> 02:18:25,920
He's got a fucking knife man.

2788
02:18:25,920 --> 02:18:26,920
He's got a fucking knife man.

2789
02:18:26,920 --> 02:18:27,920
He's got a fucking knife man.

2790
02:18:27,920 --> 02:18:28,920
He's got a fucking knife man.

2791
02:18:28,920 --> 02:18:29,920
He's got a fucking knife man.

2792
02:18:29,920 --> 02:18:30,920
He's got a fucking knife man.

2793
02:18:30,920 --> 02:18:31,920
He's got a fucking knife man.

2794
02:18:31,920 --> 02:18:32,920
He's got a fucking knife man.

2795
02:18:32,920 --> 02:18:33,920
He's got a fucking knife man.

2796
02:18:33,920 --> 02:18:34,920
He's got a fucking knife man.

2797
02:18:34,920 --> 02:18:35,920
He's got a fucking knife man.

2798
02:18:35,920 --> 02:18:36,920
He's got a fucking knife man.

2799
02:18:36,920 --> 02:18:37,920
He's got a fucking knife man.

2800
02:18:37,920 --> 02:18:38,920
He's got a fucking knife man.

2801
02:18:38,920 --> 02:18:39,920
He's got a fucking knife man.

2802
02:18:39,920 --> 02:18:40,920
He's got a fucking knife man.

2803
02:18:40,920 --> 02:18:41,920
He's got a fucking knife man.

2804
02:18:41,920 --> 02:18:42,920
He's got a fucking knife man.

2805
02:18:42,920 --> 02:18:43,920
He's got a fucking knife man.

2806
02:18:43,920 --> 02:18:44,920
He's got a fucking knife man.

2807
02:18:44,920 --> 02:18:45,920
He's got a fucking knife man.

2808
02:18:45,920 --> 02:18:46,920
He's got a fucking knife man.

2809
02:18:46,920 --> 02:18:47,920
He's got a fucking knife man.

2810
02:18:47,920 --> 02:18:48,920
He's got a fucking knife man.

2811
02:18:48,920 --> 02:18:49,920
He's got a fucking knife man.

2812
02:18:49,920 --> 02:18:50,920
He's got a fucking knife man.

2813
02:18:50,920 --> 02:18:51,920
He's got a fucking knife man.

2814
02:18:51,920 --> 02:18:52,920
He's got a fucking knife man.

2815
02:18:52,920 --> 02:18:53,920
He's got a fucking knife man.

2816
02:18:53,920 --> 02:18:54,920
He's got a fucking knife man.

2817
02:18:54,920 --> 02:18:55,920
He's got a fucking knife man.

2818
02:18:55,920 --> 02:18:56,920
He's got a fucking knife man.

2819
02:18:56,920 --> 02:18:57,920
He's got a fucking knife man.

2820
02:18:57,920 --> 02:18:58,920
He's got a fucking knife man.

2821
02:18:58,920 --> 02:18:59,920
He's got a fucking knife man.

2822
02:18:59,920 --> 02:19:00,920
He's got a fucking knife man.

2823
02:19:00,920 --> 02:19:01,920
He's got a fucking knife man.

2824
02:19:01,920 --> 02:19:02,920
He's got a fucking knife man.

2825
02:19:02,920 --> 02:19:03,920
He's got a fucking knife man.

2826
02:19:03,920 --> 02:19:04,920
He's got a fucking knife man.

2827
02:19:04,920 --> 02:19:05,920
He's got a fucking knife man.

2828
02:19:05,920 --> 02:19:22,920
Slash me.

2829
02:19:22,920 --> 02:19:28,920
I wonder did they have a Paddy's Day parade in Hong Kong.

2830
02:19:28,920 --> 02:19:34,920
He took the shiv to the chest like a champ.

2831
02:19:34,920 --> 02:19:37,680
Pat it's past your bedtime Pat

2832
02:19:57,120 --> 02:19:59,000
Damn the money's gone

2833
02:20:02,360 --> 02:20:05,660
Take me to them child tracker 2019

2834
02:20:05,660 --> 02:20:06,620
What?

2835
02:20:07,060 --> 02:20:09,580
Really? They spent it all just like that!

2836
02:20:10,540 --> 02:20:14,060
I'm sorry! I'll do anything if you'll forgive me!

2837
02:20:15,100 --> 02:20:16,960
Well then...

2838
02:20:16,960 --> 02:20:17,300
Yeah?

2839
02:20:19,600 --> 02:20:21,120
I want to go here

2840
02:20:21,120 --> 02:20:26,640
I'm not too familiar with Lan Zai

2841
02:20:26,640 --> 02:20:30,800
Ask up the come over guest house in the green market quarter!

2842
02:20:32,140 --> 02:20:34,420
Green market quarter, come over guest house

2843
02:20:34,420 --> 02:20:41,380
The guy there knows a lot! He can tell you I'm sure! I'll draw a map! Do you have a pen?

2844
02:20:44,260 --> 02:20:45,220
Write it down here

2845
02:20:45,220 --> 02:20:48,720
Turn here and...

2846
02:20:48,720 --> 02:20:52,640
Here you go! I think it's clear enough!

2847
02:20:53,300 --> 02:20:53,720
Okay

2848
02:20:53,720 --> 02:20:56,960
Lan Zai is on the other side of King's Road!

2849
02:20:57,200 --> 02:20:58,720
Lan Zai is after you!

2850
02:20:58,720 --> 02:21:00,720
*Sings*

2851
02:21:04,920 --> 02:21:08,120
Wong! I got a document called Wong in the bag!

2852
02:21:08,120 --> 02:21:08,920
*Sings*

2853
02:21:08,920 --> 02:21:10,660
Wong in the bag is worth two in the bush!

2854
02:21:10,660 --> 02:21:11,460
*Sings* Come over to the guest house! *Sings*

2855
02:21:11,460 --> 02:21:13,460
Come over to the guest house!

2856
02:21:13,460 --> 02:21:13,960
*Sings*

2857
02:21:13,960 --> 02:21:16,680
From Aberdeen you cross the bridge over to Wang Zai!

2858
02:21:16,680 --> 02:21:17,680
*Sings*

2859
02:21:17,680 --> 02:21:25,240
so the story is picking a piece the story is developing at peace

2860
02:21:41,060 --> 02:21:42,840
Kings Road Aberdeen

2861
02:21:45,540 --> 02:22:09,400
over come over guest house come over guest house yeah Shane Comiskey how are you thanks very much for that you old snake in the grass you old Shane in the grass Wang Uggers cheese

2862
02:22:13,400 --> 02:22:41,400
it really is a captivating storyline it's it's really picking up pace it's multi-layered it's got a David Lynch was the script supervisor yet again although it's less Lynchian so far the the actions the activity in the direction the photography the principal photography was was late it was legit firelighters and

2863
02:22:42,260 --> 02:23:04,020
uh David Lynch's input was less on the second Shenmue than the first I don't think Lynch was into it apparently Shane Lynch from boyzone and was working with David Lynch on a new boy band and the boy band is called shove it up your fucking hole zone

2864
02:23:04,020 --> 02:23:19,740
one's eye is ahead of your great stuff look at the car is the cars the cars the vans the trucks they're not stopping for anyone they're fucking fast check it out man look at that

2865
02:23:19,740 --> 02:23:27,780
wow insane insanity

2866
02:23:27,780 --> 02:23:54,780
yeah the rumor is as well the chain Lynch is gonna be over guest house is just streaming Shenmue 2

2867
02:23:54,780 --> 02:24:08,060
because he's seen this he's seen how big it is how popular it is and he's like 340 viewers fucking hell man I'm gonna have a slice of that action so that's that's gonna be my competition

2868
02:24:08,060 --> 02:24:15,900
Louis Walsh is gonna be doing a fucking livestream as well tomorrow.

2869
02:24:22,740 --> 02:24:23,840
A map?

2870
02:24:25,420 --> 02:24:28,100
Why can't he just fucking take a picture of the map?

2871
02:24:35,340 --> 02:24:38,620
Come over guest house is around the corner.

2872
02:24:40,480 --> 02:24:43,960
Already it's a lot bigger than the first game.

2873
02:24:44,660 --> 02:24:45,680
You can tell that already.

2874
02:24:46,940 --> 02:24:47,300
Yeah.

2875
02:24:51,300 --> 02:24:52,960
Gajo and Dara.

2876
02:24:53,500 --> 02:24:54,400
Gajo and Dara.

2877
02:24:55,720 --> 02:24:56,280
Gajo.

2878
02:24:57,340 --> 02:24:58,480
Buy a few sweets with that.

2879
02:24:58,740 --> 02:24:59,520
Thanks very much.

2880
02:24:59,960 --> 02:25:01,460
Yourself and Shane Comiskey.

2881
02:25:02,620 --> 02:25:18,700
You could be here all day.

2882
02:25:18,940 --> 02:25:20,980
In Hong Kong you could be there all day man.

2883
02:25:21,020 --> 02:25:22,440
Just fucking talking to anyone like.

2884
02:25:27,240 --> 02:25:28,660
You could just be fucking.

2885
02:25:29,980 --> 02:25:33,020
You could be standing around talking shite.

2886
02:25:33,120 --> 02:25:38,340
The thing about Hong Kong is you could be standing around talking shite to any old fucking dodgeballer.

2887
02:25:38,500 --> 02:25:38,900
Like you know.

2888
02:25:39,800 --> 02:25:41,560
Hey this one on the bike is a fucking.

2889
02:25:41,800 --> 02:25:42,640
She's a fine thing.

2890
02:25:44,900 --> 02:25:46,580
If you're into polygons.

2891
02:25:49,580 --> 02:25:50,680
You still looking?

2892
02:25:51,900 --> 02:25:52,760
Not you again.

2893
02:25:54,720 --> 02:25:55,640
Not you again.

2894
02:25:56,320 --> 02:25:57,400
You got your bag back.

2895
02:25:58,000 --> 02:25:58,300
Hey.

2896
02:26:00,800 --> 02:26:01,900
You know karate right?

2897
02:26:03,040 --> 02:26:03,560
Karate.

2898
02:26:03,560 --> 02:26:04,760
It's none of your business.

2899
02:26:05,240 --> 02:26:06,460
Do you have a room for the night?

2900
02:26:08,860 --> 02:26:09,240
Again.

2901
02:26:09,400 --> 02:26:10,280
It's none of your business.

2902
02:26:10,700 --> 02:26:12,400
The place at the harbor is closed now.

2903
02:26:13,400 --> 02:26:21,520
She's from Claire.

2904
02:26:21,700 --> 02:26:22,780
Says Mary O'Doherty.

2905
02:26:22,960 --> 02:26:23,640
They don't camp out.

2906
02:26:24,460 --> 02:26:25,440
You shouldn't.

2907
02:26:25,760 --> 02:26:27,160
This place isn't like Japan.

2908
02:26:28,060 --> 02:26:29,760
You'll get attacked while you sleep.

2909
02:26:30,920 --> 02:26:31,940
Oh brother.

2910
02:26:32,680 --> 02:26:33,980
There's no polygons in that.

2911
02:26:34,100 --> 02:26:34,320
Is it?

2912
02:26:34,500 --> 02:26:35,040
What is it?

2913
02:26:35,260 --> 02:26:36,200
Is it a sprite?

2914
02:26:36,440 --> 02:26:37,820
Or is it a rhomboid?

2915
02:26:38,400 --> 02:26:39,980
I'll show you a place to stay.

2916
02:26:41,360 --> 02:26:43,060
The come over guest house is near here.

2917
02:26:44,240 --> 02:26:45,280
The come over guest house?

2918
02:26:45,620 --> 02:26:46,660
Wong told me about it.

2919
02:26:47,060 --> 02:26:48,820
If you mention my name you'll get a discount.

2920
02:26:50,200 --> 02:26:51,240
Take this street.

2921
02:26:52,440 --> 02:26:52,820
Alright.

2922
02:26:53,180 --> 02:26:54,520
Or I can show you the way.

2923
02:26:55,620 --> 02:26:56,620
Hey wait!

2924
02:26:56,620 --> 02:26:56,880
Wait!

2925
02:27:06,080 --> 02:27:07,700
Have you heard the fucking music?

2926
02:27:07,700 --> 02:27:09,700
Who um...

2927
02:27:09,700 --> 02:27:11,800
Is that a real tune from a real band?

2928
02:27:11,940 --> 02:27:12,100
Is it?

2929
02:27:12,180 --> 02:27:13,320
Or is it tailor made?

2930
02:27:13,480 --> 02:27:16,080
Was it a bespoke track for the game?

2931
02:27:17,080 --> 02:27:18,720
I'm a no-baboo!

2932
02:27:19,060 --> 02:27:20,180
I'm a no-baboo!

2933
02:27:20,480 --> 02:27:22,160
I'm a no-baboo!

2934
02:27:22,160 --> 02:27:22,240
I'm a no-baboo!

2935
02:27:34,920 --> 02:27:37,300
Is it the same street layout as the last game?

2936
02:27:37,420 --> 02:27:38,420
Someone said it looks like it.

2937
02:27:42,020 --> 02:27:42,800
Alan says,

2938
02:27:42,940 --> 02:27:44,520
Her hair is class.

2939
02:27:49,740 --> 02:27:50,460
Pub punt.

2940
02:27:50,860 --> 02:27:52,340
Is this what Hong Kong is like?

2941
02:27:52,380 --> 02:27:54,120
Is this an accurate depiction of Hong Kong?

2942
02:27:54,620 --> 02:27:55,360
Is she neon?

2943
02:27:59,980 --> 02:28:00,820
Here we are.

2944
02:28:00,820 --> 02:28:00,820
Here we are.

2945
02:28:00,880 --> 02:28:03,900
We've made it to the come over guest house.

2946
02:28:04,360 --> 02:28:05,520
You should come over and see.

2947
02:28:06,000 --> 02:28:06,860
See what we're at.

2948
02:28:06,960 --> 02:28:07,600
Is it a hostel?

2949
02:28:08,500 --> 02:28:10,740
Will we meet some annoying people in here?

2950
02:28:11,400 --> 02:28:15,200
We have to fucking chat shit to annoying people.

2951
02:28:15,860 --> 02:28:16,760
Backpackers and the like.

2952
02:28:17,100 --> 02:28:19,280
Finding themselves on their first gap year.

2953
02:28:19,540 --> 02:28:27,800
What are you waiting for?

2954
02:28:28,040 --> 02:28:28,760
Go in.

2955
02:28:30,640 --> 02:28:31,200
What?

2956
02:28:31,700 --> 02:28:32,740
You don't trust me?

2957
02:28:34,640 --> 02:28:35,760
I want to stay.

2958
02:28:36,100 --> 02:28:37,100
But I lost all my money.

2959
02:28:39,140 --> 02:28:40,160
Oh, boy.

2960
02:28:40,800 --> 02:28:42,660
Just walk in and stay for the night.

2961
02:28:44,340 --> 02:28:46,360
I'll take you to this place in the morning.

2962
02:28:46,640 --> 02:28:47,700
Be ready by eight.

2963
02:28:48,980 --> 02:28:49,480
Take it?

2964
02:28:50,400 --> 02:28:50,860
Where?

2965
02:28:52,020 --> 02:28:53,600
A place to earn some money.

2966
02:28:55,060 --> 02:28:55,980
You'll need it.

2967
02:28:58,200 --> 02:28:59,320
It's eight in the morning.

2968
02:28:59,700 --> 02:29:00,440
Don't forget.

2969
02:29:07,360 --> 02:29:08,100
Eight o'clock.

2970
02:29:09,560 --> 02:29:12,560
She's rocking the Asian Spice Girl attire.

2971
02:29:13,120 --> 02:29:14,520
The Bukkaki hostel it is.

2972
02:29:15,060 --> 02:29:16,020
Full of crusties.

2973
02:29:18,440 --> 02:29:20,400
She's the tight grip of the throttle.

2974
02:29:21,560 --> 02:29:24,880
There's some really fucking town lad comments.

2975
02:29:25,380 --> 02:29:26,720
Thick and fast coming in.

2976
02:29:27,880 --> 02:29:30,200
She's a fucking tight grip of the throttle anyway.

2977
02:29:31,340 --> 02:29:34,320
Some real lovely shit innuendos coming.

2978
02:29:34,540 --> 02:29:35,260
Thick and fast.

2979
02:29:35,540 --> 02:29:36,180
I love them.

2980
02:29:43,180 --> 02:29:45,580
Nice bit of side polygon there, hey.

2981
02:29:51,100 --> 02:29:53,120
It's like the summer I spent in Tremor.

2982
02:29:53,480 --> 02:29:53,920
Guns.

2983
02:29:54,320 --> 02:29:54,720
Ogs.

2984
02:29:54,820 --> 02:29:55,220
Rice.

2985
02:29:56,420 --> 02:29:58,680
Random rock band just following her around.

2986
02:29:59,060 --> 02:29:59,360
Sean.

2987
02:29:59,960 --> 02:30:01,580
I'm as puzzled as you man.

2988
02:30:02,080 --> 02:30:03,340
Where was that coming from?

2989
02:30:03,340 --> 02:30:04,920
Like there was no radio on the fucking.

2990
02:30:05,120 --> 02:30:06,360
There's no speaker on the bike.

2991
02:30:08,280 --> 02:30:08,800
Good.

2992
02:30:10,800 --> 02:30:11,940
I can't wait.

2993
02:30:11,940 --> 02:30:11,960
I can't wait.

2994
02:30:12,360 --> 02:30:15,480
I can't wait for the first sight of fucking forklift work.

2995
02:30:16,020 --> 02:30:18,160
I'm going to be in that forklift driving that fucking thing.

2996
02:30:18,260 --> 02:30:19,000
Raising the forks.

2997
02:30:19,340 --> 02:30:20,020
Lifting boxes.

2998
02:30:20,260 --> 02:30:21,080
Putting them in sheds.

2999
02:30:21,580 --> 02:30:22,160
Taking them out.

3000
02:30:22,260 --> 02:30:23,100
Putting them in warehouses.

3001
02:30:24,020 --> 02:30:24,820
Can't wait.

3002
02:30:25,560 --> 02:30:26,580
Cannot wait.

3003
02:30:26,740 --> 02:30:28,240
The game is picking up pace.

3004
02:30:28,900 --> 02:30:30,400
It's really picking up pace.

3005
02:30:33,180 --> 02:30:33,700
Hello?

3006
02:30:34,460 --> 02:30:36,040
Definitely a bye.

3007
02:30:38,440 --> 02:30:39,820
I said hello?

3008
02:30:41,740 --> 02:30:43,240
You need something?

3009
02:30:44,700 --> 02:30:46,740
This is a hotel, isn't it?

3010
02:30:48,480 --> 02:30:49,880
So it seems.

3011
02:30:52,380 --> 02:30:53,440
I want a room.

3012
02:30:54,880 --> 02:30:56,020
No vacancy.

3013
02:30:56,600 --> 02:30:57,320
More gel, please.

3014
02:30:58,760 --> 02:30:59,720
Joy told me to come.

3015
02:31:02,040 --> 02:31:03,620
Did you see Joy?

3016
02:31:04,360 --> 02:31:04,880
Yes.

3017
02:31:05,420 --> 02:31:06,640
Joy told me about this hotel.

3018
02:31:08,380 --> 02:31:08,900
Heck.

3019
02:31:09,520 --> 02:31:10,120
All right.

3020
02:31:11,440 --> 02:31:12,820
It's really unhelpful.

3021
02:31:13,140 --> 02:31:14,000
Like, he's going to.

3022
02:31:14,080 --> 02:31:19,920
I'm going to give him a fucking shit review on booking.com or TripAdvisor or whatever it is.

3023
02:31:19,920 --> 02:31:22,680
He's going to get a 4.2 for service.

3024
02:31:28,320 --> 02:31:30,320
Going to give him a 3 for friendliness.

3025
02:31:31,100 --> 02:31:32,680
A 2 for no Wi-Fi.

3026
02:31:32,780 --> 02:31:35,100
Because Wi-Fi hadn't been invented in 2001.

3027
02:31:36,280 --> 02:31:39,180
And a fucking 1 for smileyness.

3028
02:31:39,700 --> 02:31:40,000
Yeah.

3029
02:31:40,120 --> 02:31:41,000
You heard that right.

3030
02:31:41,400 --> 02:31:44,760
There's a brand new thing.

3031
02:31:44,920 --> 02:31:45,500
A brand new.

3032
02:31:46,320 --> 02:31:47,380
What would you call it?

3033
02:31:47,380 --> 02:31:51,760
Section.

3034
02:31:52,460 --> 02:31:53,780
On the review panel.

3035
02:31:54,340 --> 02:31:55,660
It's called smileyness.

3036
02:31:56,200 --> 02:31:57,360
He wasn't given any smiles.

3037
02:31:57,360 --> 02:31:58,200
Go upstairs.

3038
02:31:58,760 --> 02:32:00,680
Just tells me to go upstairs like.

3039
02:32:01,800 --> 02:32:02,700
Fuck him, man.

3040
02:32:02,980 --> 02:32:03,860
It's cheap, I suppose.

3041
02:32:04,000 --> 02:32:04,680
Cheap and cheerful.

3042
02:32:05,060 --> 02:32:08,280
Although, sadly lacking in the cheerful department.

3043
02:32:13,780 --> 02:32:14,500
203.

3044
02:32:14,860 --> 02:32:15,800
What key do I have?

3045
02:32:15,940 --> 02:32:16,980
203.

3046
02:32:17,080 --> 02:32:17,600
Okay, here we go.

3047
02:32:19,240 --> 02:32:19,940
It's here.

3048
02:32:19,940 --> 02:32:19,940
It's here.

3049
02:32:19,940 --> 02:32:47,180
Spiders.

3050
02:32:47,180 --> 02:32:49,180
Spiders.

3051
02:32:49,180 --> 02:32:57,060
We might sleep anyway and have a few dreams.

3052
02:32:57,060 --> 02:33:25,820
You know who that is don't you?

3053
02:33:25,820 --> 02:33:54,580
It's sad as well isn't it because the last game he goes home to sleep and his Owl Lady's like get home by 11 and all that stuff. Now he's just on his own.

3054
02:33:54,580 --> 02:34:08,580
He's out in the big bad world is in Hong Kong and he's got no love. He's got no one to give him a sack of money every time he leaves the house. He's just got a real unfriendly guest housekeeper.

3055
02:34:08,580 --> 02:34:25,820
Save. Save in that schlatt. Green market quarter yeah. How the fuck do I get out of here man? I've seen this somewhere or is it my imagination?

3056
02:34:26,340 --> 02:34:27,220
Harar on.

3057
02:34:38,500 --> 02:34:42,020
Okay it's proving difficult now to get out of the fucking bedroom.

3058
02:34:44,260 --> 02:34:45,060
What is this?

3059
02:34:47,300 --> 02:34:48,980
I wonder what's on this flyer.

3060
02:34:57,300 --> 02:35:00,780
A pawn shop. Green markets pawn shop.

3061
02:35:04,500 --> 02:35:06,900
Why is there a flyer for a pawn shop here?

3062
02:35:08,020 --> 02:35:13,620
You tell me man. We'll find out. I'm sure we'll find out if we just move out the fucking house and we'll have a look.

3063
02:35:16,420 --> 02:35:18,220
A flyer for a convenience store.

3064
02:35:18,300 --> 02:35:19,540
Yeah yeah yeah it is nearby.

3065
02:35:19,540 --> 02:35:20,180
I wonder if it's nearby.

3066
02:35:20,180 --> 02:35:22,500
Yeah it will be sure. What else is it gonna be like?

3067
02:35:23,700 --> 02:35:29,220
Hey look it's got fucking Sonic on it. Picture of Sonic the Hedgehog when he gets invincible.

3068
02:35:31,700 --> 02:35:32,500
Sonic you.

3069
02:35:38,260 --> 02:35:40,660
Wait can we fucking get out of here man. I'm sick of this place.

3070
02:35:40,660 --> 02:35:43,060
Uh the action the action button has changed.

3071
02:35:44,420 --> 02:35:48,980
In the last game that's why I couldn't leave. It's exciting it's picking up pace everybody.

3072
02:35:48,980 --> 02:35:49,860
twists and turns.

3073
02:35:55,540 --> 02:35:56,500
Are you going out?

3074
02:35:57,460 --> 02:35:58,500
Yeah. Lots it to you.

3075
02:35:58,500 --> 02:36:00,500
Okay then pay before you leave.

3076
02:36:01,380 --> 02:36:03,060
It's 38 dollars a night.

3077
02:36:08,100 --> 02:36:10,420
Sorry not now. I can't pay it.

3078
02:36:11,220 --> 02:36:12,740
What? No money?

3079
02:36:15,060 --> 02:36:16,420
Well pretty much.

3080
02:36:17,220 --> 02:36:19,780
Well I guess I can just put it on your account.

3081
02:36:23,380 --> 02:36:23,780
Sorry.

3082
02:36:23,780 --> 02:36:28,500
If you have time to wander around then go earn yourself some cash.

3083
02:36:29,540 --> 02:36:36,340
There are jobs. There's gambling. There are even pawn shops. Here in Hong Kong.

3084
02:36:36,340 --> 02:36:40,980
I'm not. Okay. I understand. I should make some money.

3085
02:36:42,900 --> 02:36:49,460
Uh Rao needs money to continue his journey from here. Press Y. To have a conversation regarding money.

3086
02:36:49,460 --> 02:36:55,460
Listen to the information regarding ways to get money. Such as pawn shops, part time jobs and gambling.

3087
02:36:55,460 --> 02:37:06,580
I'll go out to the fucking bird on the bike. The bird on the bike. She might have some.

3088
02:37:07,860 --> 02:37:09,780
All right. The rock music is playing again.

3089
02:37:18,740 --> 02:37:28,180
Jesus. Unreal. Unreal man. What? You speak in Chinese hey? Let's get moving and get you to work.

3090
02:37:34,020 --> 02:37:46,580
Hang on. Okay.

3091
02:37:46,580 --> 02:38:02,260
Oh Joy. Good morning.

3092
02:38:05,300 --> 02:38:09,700
Is the boss here yet? Yes. He's in the back. Go on ahead.

3093
02:38:13,060 --> 02:38:14,180
I see any onion.

3094
02:38:14,180 --> 02:38:43,180
*Squeak*

3095
02:38:43,180 --> 02:38:50,580
Jim Chavez says nothing special girls like that are ten a penny in Hong Kong redheads everywhere

3096
02:38:52,180 --> 02:39:10,180
I don't mind. He looks like he's got guts. That's what he'll need here, right? True. Okay, go over to the guy with the beard. Thank you. Thanks. Anytime, Joy. See you.

3097
02:39:12,180 --> 02:39:19,180
*Squeak*

3098
02:39:19,180 --> 02:39:22,180
*Squeak*

3099
02:39:22,180 --> 02:39:24,180
*Squeak*

3100
02:39:24,180 --> 02:39:30,560
This is gonna be fucking class is this great day great day at work first day labor in is this?

3101
02:39:31,200 --> 02:39:33,000
Hi, I'm Dior

3102
02:39:33,000 --> 02:39:39,480
He still got his fucking leather jacket and jeans on shirt. He wears the same clothes all the time. They stink

3103
02:39:39,720 --> 02:39:41,720
We never have to go to the laundrette

3104
02:39:42,480 --> 02:39:44,480
Let's get started then

3105
02:39:45,120 --> 02:39:47,120
Move as I tell you to

3106
02:39:48,060 --> 02:39:49,340
Sure

3107
02:39:49,340 --> 02:39:51,620
Okay, we're going to carry it over there

3108
02:39:52,380 --> 02:39:54,380
It's heavy don't drop it

3109
02:40:02,040 --> 02:40:04,040
Wow

3110
02:40:04,040 --> 02:40:07,160
Otherwise keep pushing forward sure

3111
02:40:12,000 --> 02:40:14,780
Seminal right seminal gaming

3112
02:40:14,780 --> 02:40:16,780
Right

3113
02:40:16,780 --> 02:40:18,780
Yeah

3114
02:40:18,780 --> 02:40:20,780
Yeah

3115
02:40:20,780 --> 02:40:22,780
Left

3116
02:40:22,780 --> 02:40:24,440
Which way are you pushing?

3117
02:40:24,440 --> 02:40:36,100
He's no regard for health and safety he's wearing fucking sandals you drop that box and crushes toes he needs a pair of steel toe cap sandals

3118
02:40:36,100 --> 02:40:38,100
Do you have them do you know where to buy them?

3119
02:40:38,100 --> 02:40:38,100
forward

3120
02:40:38,100 --> 02:40:40,100
Here

3121
02:40:40,100 --> 02:40:42,100
Here

3122
02:40:42,100 --> 02:40:44,100
Yeah

3123
02:40:44,100 --> 02:40:50,100
Yeah, you can see why this didn't do as well as Grand Theft Auto now in fairness

3124
02:40:50,100 --> 02:40:51,100
Right?

3125
02:40:51,100 --> 02:40:53,100
Fuck

3126
02:40:53,100 --> 02:40:55,100
What are you doing?

3127
02:40:55,100 --> 02:40:56,100
What are you doing?

3128
02:40:56,100 --> 02:40:58,100
This didn't take off faster than GTA

3129
02:40:58,100 --> 02:41:00,100
You won't get paid if you keep doing this! Wake up!

3130
02:41:00,100 --> 02:41:04,100
I'm not gonna get paid. If I fuck this up I'm not gonna get paid. Here!

3131
02:41:04,100 --> 02:41:29,100
Where's his personal protective equipment? Where's his high vids? Sure! Oh hell man!

3132
02:41:29,760 --> 02:41:34,760
This one really captures the depression of having to work emm

3133
02:41:35,760 --> 02:41:39,760
In a job that you don't want to work. Do you know?

3134
02:41:39,760 --> 02:41:46,760
First day on the job and there's a man there with with a face with that weird eyes and he's just fucking telling you to do this do that and you're like

3135
02:41:46,760 --> 02:41:52,760
How did it get to this man? I need to fucking work out a new way of doing things cause this is shit

3136
02:41:54,760 --> 02:41:58,760
And that's why Grand Theft Auto will probably bet it in the charts at the time

3137
02:41:58,760 --> 02:42:00,880
Left

3138
02:42:00,880 --> 02:42:02,420
Left

3139
02:42:02,420 --> 02:42:10,580
Left

3140
02:42:10,580 --> 02:42:15,460
Right

3141
02:42:15,460 --> 02:42:16,860
Right

3142
02:42:16,860 --> 02:42:21,360
Left

3143
02:42:21,360 --> 02:42:26,560
Right

3144
02:42:26,560 --> 02:42:32,760
Right

3145
02:42:32,760 --> 02:42:34,240
Right

3146
02:42:34,240 --> 02:42:37,820
We're putting it down

3147
02:42:37,820 --> 02:42:41,200
Here

3148
02:42:41,200 --> 02:42:44,780
We're looking pretty good

3149
02:42:44,780 --> 02:42:47,400
He smells like a roll-up

3150
02:42:47,400 --> 02:42:49,020
Sure

3151
02:42:49,020 --> 02:42:51,320
Fuckin' hell, there's another one

3152
02:42:51,320 --> 02:42:53,780
Sure

3153
02:42:53,780 --> 02:42:55,740
Here

3154
02:42:55,740 --> 02:42:57,280
Right

3155
02:42:57,280 --> 02:42:58,680
Right

3156
02:42:58,680 --> 02:43:05,060
Left

3157
02:43:05,060 --> 02:43:08,180
Right

3158
02:43:08,180 --> 02:43:11,020
Left

3159
02:43:11,020 --> 02:43:12,720
Left

3160
02:43:12,720 --> 02:43:17,060
Left

3161
02:43:17,060 --> 02:43:20,340
Right

3162
02:43:20,340 --> 02:43:22,980
Left

3163
02:43:22,980 --> 02:43:23,240
Left

3164
02:43:23,240 --> 02:43:23,980
Left

3165
02:43:23,980 --> 02:43:26,980
Right

3166
02:43:26,980 --> 02:43:29,880
Right

3167
02:43:29,880 --> 02:43:31,260
Right

3168
02:43:31,260 --> 02:43:33,560
Fuck

3169
02:43:33,560 --> 02:43:35,680
What are you doing?

3170
02:43:35,860 --> 02:43:37,240
Sure it landed on the fucking thing

3171
02:43:37,240 --> 02:43:38,240
Landed on

3172
02:43:38,240 --> 02:43:38,680
Here

3173
02:43:38,680 --> 02:43:43,400
We're putting it down

3174
02:43:43,400 --> 02:43:53,260
Okay next

3175
02:43:53,260 --> 02:43:54,620
Sure

3176
02:43:54,620 --> 02:43:57,720
Next we'll carry this one

3177
02:43:57,720 --> 02:43:58,640
Sorry one sec there

3178
02:43:58,640 --> 02:43:59,380
We have to

3179
02:43:59,380 --> 02:44:00,720
A word from our sponsors

3180
02:44:00,720 --> 02:44:01,640
Cause this is fucking

3181
02:44:01,640 --> 02:44:02,080
I need

3182
02:44:02,080 --> 02:44:02,880
This is terrible

3183
02:44:02,880 --> 02:44:05,380
When I slither home

3184
02:44:05,380 --> 02:44:07,060
After a hard day out in the fields

3185
02:44:07,060 --> 02:44:12,720
There's nothing I like more than lashing a few shtickings into the fireplace and setting fire to them

3186
02:44:12,720 --> 02:44:14,740
Be careful not to burn your hands like I did

3187
02:44:14,740 --> 02:44:16,600
While I'm waiting for that baby to get going

3188
02:44:16,600 --> 02:44:18,480
I do a few rolls on the ground

3189
02:44:18,480 --> 02:44:20,680
And a few reptilious repetitions

3190
02:44:20,680 --> 02:44:22,440
Just to get the blood flowing

3191
02:44:22,440 --> 02:44:24,820
Once those flames are licking high

3192
02:44:24,820 --> 02:44:26,920
It's time to shtick your coal in it

3193
02:44:26,920 --> 02:44:32,660
You can generate extra drafthage by using your gooch as a waft

3194
02:44:32,660 --> 02:44:37,080
Now all that's left is to sit back and warm your sack by the flames

3195
02:44:37,080 --> 02:44:41,580
This message was brought to you by firelighters

3196
02:44:41,580 --> 02:44:48,320
Here

3197
02:44:48,320 --> 02:44:50,740
Right

3198
02:44:50,740 --> 02:44:52,120
Right

3199
02:44:52,120 --> 02:44:56,160
Right

3200
02:44:56,160 --> 02:44:58,080
Right

3201
02:44:58,080 --> 02:44:59,640
Left

3202
02:44:59,640 --> 02:45:02,320
Left

3203
02:45:02,320 --> 02:45:04,000
Right

3204
02:45:04,000 --> 02:45:06,320
Left

3205
02:45:06,320 --> 02:45:07,920
Left

3206
02:45:07,920 --> 02:45:10,620
Right, right

3207
02:45:10,620 --> 02:45:33,300
left left left right right we're putting it down here what's in the boxes do you know what i mean

3208
02:45:33,300 --> 02:45:40,560
what what where are we what how did this happen like i woke up in the hostel and the girl on a

3209
02:45:40,560 --> 02:45:48,640
motorbike wearing nothing but a bra brought me to this man and now i'm moving boxes for this man

3210
02:45:48,640 --> 02:46:04,120
i fucking don't know man yeah deborah how thanks very much deborah i hope you're keeping well and

3211
02:46:04,120 --> 02:46:09,700
welcome to the galaxy welcome to the mainframe i'm sorry about the level of entertainment here the

3212
02:46:09,700 --> 02:46:16,020
this game has taken a turn for the worst uh i'm hoping it's gonna pick up soon with some shit

3213
02:46:16,020 --> 02:46:22,880
hot quick action gameplay maybe a fight maybe i'm gonna fucking you know fly a plane

3214
02:46:22,880 --> 02:46:32,500
um just anything but not carrying boxes the i'm i'm a bit worried now because behind my character i can

3215
02:46:32,500 --> 02:46:38,500
see there's six more there are three more boxes so i mean this is this is gonna be fucking tough

3216
02:46:38,500 --> 02:46:50,620
we're looking pretty good okay next sure next we'll carry this one there's more there's more of them

3217
02:46:50,620 --> 02:47:10,700
there's a lot more here right right right yeah yeah yeah left left left left left right yeah right left left right

3218
02:47:10,700 --> 02:47:17,020
wouldn't you just fucking go straight wouldn't you just go straight

3219
02:47:17,020 --> 02:47:19,020
wouldn't you just go straight

3220
02:47:19,020 --> 02:47:27,340
you just go straight right right right right right right right right right right right right

3221
02:47:27,340 --> 02:47:29,340
we're putting it down here

3222
02:47:29,340 --> 02:47:33,340
yeah here

3223
02:47:33,340 --> 02:48:02,940
I think we're getting along fine. Okay, next. Sure. Yeah. This one gib soul sure. I'm so sorry that you've had to watch this, but thanks very much for fucking doing it. Right. Sorry. Yeah. Oh, my clothes. He. All right. That's it for today.

3224
02:48:02,940 --> 02:48:31,980
Everyone can go home. The arms on him, man. Yes, sir. Good work. Must be tired. Here's what you earned. It's great, so I'll pay you $60. Thanks. Come and help us again. Sure. Straight down the pub. Sure. I'll look for the South Command quarter.

3225
02:48:31,980 --> 02:48:39,420
Fucking hell, man. Go to Yan Tin Apartments in the South Carmine. Where the fuck is South Carmine?

3226
02:48:42,760 --> 02:48:53,220
We might as well ask this fella here. Oh, it's him. It's my work buddy, actually. Maybe he could give me some advice to what to do.

3227
02:48:53,740 --> 02:48:54,420
What's up?

3228
02:48:56,220 --> 02:49:00,760
I want to go to the South Carmine quarter. Which way is it to Wan Zai?

3229
02:49:01,540 --> 02:49:04,700
It's across King's Road. Thanks for the tip. I'll buy a pint with that. It's far.

3230
02:49:05,120 --> 02:49:23,100
John Stones. Thanks very much. You should play Bully. I played it there in 2008 or 2009 on the Wii when it came out on the Wii. Yeah, I had a Wii. And it was all right. Yeah. I might play it again. I don't know. Are they making Bully too? Are they?

3231
02:49:23,100 --> 02:49:27,480
I'm here. Why don't you ask when you reach the park? Thank you very much.

3232
02:49:33,480 --> 02:49:36,020
He said to go down this way. Let's have a look.

3233
02:49:37,200 --> 02:49:38,740
Your man, that fella's face.

3234
02:49:39,480 --> 02:49:41,120
He had a great five o'clock shadow.

3235
02:49:49,020 --> 02:49:51,480
John Francis. You just gotta fucking stick it out, man.

3236
02:49:52,560 --> 02:49:58,980
You see, Francis, I'll be honest. I was here for all the Shenmue 1, but I don't know if I can do it all over again.

3237
02:49:59,440 --> 02:50:00,940
Well, listen, man.

3238
02:50:01,600 --> 02:50:05,540
If you don't think that you've got the strength to carry on, then don't.

3239
02:50:05,900 --> 02:50:07,180
I'm gonna do this for you.

3240
02:50:07,720 --> 02:50:09,840
I'm just gonna do this because I feel it's my duty.

3241
02:50:11,200 --> 02:50:12,520
You know, a lot of money went into this.

3242
02:50:13,240 --> 02:50:15,160
It's a cultural artifact at the time.

3243
02:50:17,160 --> 02:50:18,080
Why not play it?

3244
02:50:18,320 --> 02:50:20,640
The other thing is, it's painful.

3245
02:50:21,060 --> 02:50:26,540
And I think that doing things that are painful and you overcome them and you're a greater person for it.

3246
02:50:26,600 --> 02:50:27,840
This is tough, man.

3247
02:50:29,060 --> 02:50:30,260
I'm gonna fucking do it, man.

3248
02:50:31,100 --> 02:50:33,900
So, whether you want to streak around or not, fair enough, you know.

3249
02:50:33,900 --> 02:50:48,460
You do.

3250
02:50:48,540 --> 02:50:50,020
You gotta be in it to win it, John.

3251
02:50:51,280 --> 02:50:52,800
It's a marathon, not a sprint.

3252
02:50:56,280 --> 02:50:57,400
South Caramane.

3253
02:50:58,220 --> 02:51:00,800
All we need is a map and I'm fucking...

3254
02:51:00,800 --> 02:51:02,060
I'm on the road.

3255
02:51:02,520 --> 02:51:03,580
I'll be flying it.

3256
02:51:03,960 --> 02:51:05,160
I see this map now.

3257
02:51:05,200 --> 02:51:06,260
I'll know exactly where I'm going.

3258
02:51:09,560 --> 02:51:11,020
A map of this area.

3259
02:51:19,020 --> 02:51:23,640
Okay, that doesn't give me any indication of where South Caramane is at all.

3260
02:51:30,980 --> 02:51:33,080
There's a cable tie on the sunglasses, mate.

3261
02:51:33,220 --> 02:51:34,620
I know I can't get it off, man.

3262
02:51:35,220 --> 02:51:36,040
I can't get it off.

3263
02:51:38,420 --> 02:51:41,700
I got them at the seaside and I'm fucking...

3264
02:51:41,700 --> 02:51:43,920
I'm stuck for a pair of scissors at the moment now.

3265
02:51:46,820 --> 02:51:47,680
Look at this lead.

3266
02:51:57,260 --> 02:51:58,580
Thanks, John Francis.

3267
02:52:06,080 --> 02:52:07,460
This is fucking great, man.

3268
02:52:07,960 --> 02:52:09,640
You can just follow people around.

3269
02:52:10,640 --> 02:52:12,920
It's dodgy when you're following the kids around, though.

3270
02:52:33,260 --> 02:52:35,240
Nice top on your man there in the right.

3271
02:52:35,940 --> 02:52:37,500
The Chinese have great style.

3272
02:52:37,500 --> 02:52:37,900
Great style.

3273
02:52:37,900 --> 02:52:40,740
They have great style.

3274
02:52:54,180 --> 02:52:54,580
Great style.

3275
02:53:03,180 --> 02:53:04,820
Mixing the purple with the green light.

3276
02:53:05,440 --> 02:53:06,580
Fucking great style.

3277
02:53:08,280 --> 02:53:09,480
And look at the walk on him.

3278
02:53:09,620 --> 02:53:10,660
That's a great walk.

3279
02:53:11,940 --> 02:53:14,000
It's a real catwalk kind of stuff.

3280
02:53:15,680 --> 02:53:17,460
That's real Karl Lagerfeld.

3281
02:53:21,980 --> 02:53:23,040
Check this out, man.

3282
02:53:23,200 --> 02:53:24,860
Fucking two mile an hour, man.

3283
02:53:25,980 --> 02:53:27,320
He's rocking the green light.

3284
02:53:27,320 --> 02:53:28,580
He's rocking the green blazer for St. Patrick's Day.

3285
02:53:28,580 --> 02:53:28,580
He's rocking the green blazer for St. Patrick's Day.

3286
02:53:28,580 --> 02:53:30,920
And he's got the purple suit on for the onion.

3287
02:53:33,920 --> 02:53:35,960
It's St. Onion's Day tomorrow.

3288
02:53:36,700 --> 02:53:37,460
The purple onion.

3289
02:53:41,460 --> 02:53:44,760
It's funny how in China they don't have any saints.

3290
02:53:45,840 --> 02:53:46,940
Fucking like...

3291
02:53:46,940 --> 02:53:50,220
Saints such and such or this and that.

3292
02:53:51,220 --> 02:53:52,060
They have...

3293
02:53:52,060 --> 02:53:52,620
They have...

3294
02:53:52,620 --> 02:53:54,160
Snake.

3295
02:53:54,460 --> 02:53:55,980
Year of the Snake and Year of the Pig.

3296
02:53:56,320 --> 02:53:57,420
Year of the Owl.

3297
02:53:58,660 --> 02:53:59,880
Year of the Owl Lad.

3298
02:54:00,080 --> 02:54:00,740
At the moment.

3299
02:54:02,120 --> 02:54:03,240
Year of the Owl Book.

3300
02:54:04,840 --> 02:54:05,840
Year of the Kid.

3301
02:54:07,120 --> 02:54:09,500
That fucking Wong Lad that we saw earlier on.

3302
02:54:09,560 --> 02:54:10,200
That was his year.

3303
02:54:10,300 --> 02:54:11,000
Year of the Kid.

3304
02:54:12,180 --> 02:54:13,580
Chinese Year of the Child.

3305
02:54:14,320 --> 02:54:15,480
Chinese Year of the Bat.

3306
02:54:16,660 --> 02:54:18,080
Chinese Year of the Backpack.

3307
02:54:19,340 --> 02:54:21,900
Next year is the Chinese Year of...

3308
02:54:21,900 --> 02:54:23,360
The Clock.

3309
02:54:25,580 --> 02:54:26,500
They're moving on.

3310
02:54:26,560 --> 02:54:27,360
They've actually changed.

3311
02:54:27,440 --> 02:54:30,820
Because of the Shenzhen and the way technology has transformed China now.

3312
02:54:30,900 --> 02:54:33,000
They're the manufacturing hub of the world.

3313
02:54:33,700 --> 02:54:35,340
They're actually changing the new year.

3314
02:54:35,500 --> 02:54:36,160
Oh, he doesn't know where.

3315
02:54:36,500 --> 02:54:37,500
He was going down the wrong...

3316
02:54:38,500 --> 02:54:39,020
This...

3317
02:54:39,020 --> 02:54:40,520
He's an old man, man.

3318
02:54:40,560 --> 02:54:42,200
I don't think he knows what he's fucking doing.

3319
02:54:45,180 --> 02:54:46,580
Year of the Chocolate Bar.

3320
02:54:47,680 --> 02:54:48,740
Year of the Chai...

3321
02:54:48,740 --> 02:54:49,960
Year of the Dairy Milk.

3322
02:54:51,020 --> 02:54:52,080
Thanks for the tip.

3323
02:54:52,320 --> 02:54:53,540
I'll buy a pint for that.

3324
02:54:56,960 --> 02:54:57,620
We're here.

3325
02:54:59,200 --> 02:54:59,860
We're not.

3326
02:55:00,180 --> 02:55:01,420
I thought that was the cutscene.

3327
02:55:02,040 --> 02:55:03,860
I thought there was going to be a cutscene there.

3328
02:55:03,940 --> 02:55:06,200
We're actually just moving on to a next zone.

3329
02:55:06,200 --> 02:55:07,720
Where we have to keep following this fella.

3330
02:55:14,960 --> 02:55:17,480
Chinese Year of the Flying Drone.

3331
02:55:18,320 --> 02:55:19,680
Says Scott Fenner.

3332
02:55:24,320 --> 02:55:26,180
Chinese Year of the Cataracts.

3333
02:55:26,680 --> 02:55:29,360
Can anybody beat the Cataracts?

3334
02:55:41,360 --> 02:55:42,660
Chinese Year of the Crack.

3335
02:55:44,680 --> 02:55:46,180
Chinese Year of the Calendar.

3336
02:55:46,560 --> 02:55:47,260
Max Darwin.

3337
02:55:49,260 --> 02:55:50,200
Year of the Cog.

3338
02:55:50,640 --> 02:55:53,020
Which is the crossbreed between the cat and the dog.

3339
02:55:56,020 --> 02:55:58,420
Chinese Year of the Very Long Walk.

3340
02:56:02,860 --> 02:56:04,860
Chinese Year of the Child Factory.

3341
02:56:05,920 --> 02:56:07,920
Chinese Year of the Trade War.

3342
02:56:08,920 --> 02:56:09,760
John Beresford.

3343
02:56:09,760 --> 02:56:10,760
I'm thinking...

3344
02:56:10,760 --> 02:56:11,760
I'm thinking still...

3345
02:56:11,760 --> 02:56:14,120
Chinese Year of the Crack.

3346
02:56:14,380 --> 02:56:16,760
And Chinese Year of the...

3347
02:56:16,760 --> 02:56:19,360
Flying Drone.

3348
02:56:19,740 --> 02:56:20,960
Is my favourite yet.

3349
02:56:28,180 --> 02:56:30,520
Chinese Year of the Adult Nappies.

3350
02:56:41,520 --> 02:56:42,120
Chinese Year of the Deer.

3351
02:56:43,060 --> 02:56:48,440
Chinese Year of Stateside.

3352
02:56:48,960 --> 02:56:50,620
Chinese Year of Dementia.

3353
02:56:50,980 --> 02:56:53,540
Chinese Year of Surveillance State.

3354
02:56:53,540 --> 02:57:05,360
Chinese Year of the Day.

3355
02:57:05,360 --> 02:57:06,860
Chinese Year of copyright infringement.

3356
02:57:10,000 --> 02:57:11,120
Is this lad...

3357
02:57:11,120 --> 02:57:12,060
Fuck me, man.

3358
02:57:12,120 --> 02:57:12,680
Is he...

3359
02:57:12,680 --> 02:57:13,940
Is he gonna...

3360
02:57:13,940 --> 02:57:16,120
Imagine I get robbed at the end of this now.

3361
02:57:16,620 --> 02:57:18,380
Or if I get here right to the end

3362
02:57:18,380 --> 02:57:20,120
and the power goes in the fucking room

3363
02:57:20,120 --> 02:57:21,340
and my computer dies

3364
02:57:21,340 --> 02:57:22,300
and I haven't saved the game.

3365
02:57:22,360 --> 02:57:24,280
I have to do this Chinese Year of the Walk again.

3366
02:57:30,620 --> 02:57:32,800
Chinese Year of the Spice Bag.

3367
02:57:37,000 --> 02:57:38,360
Chinese Year of the Takeaways.

3368
02:57:38,500 --> 02:57:40,180
Chinese Year of the Banshee Bites.

3369
02:57:40,640 --> 02:57:42,020
Chinese Year of...

3370
02:57:42,020 --> 02:57:42,740
Two for One.

3371
02:57:43,940 --> 02:57:45,900
Chinese Year of the Spyware.

3372
02:57:46,260 --> 02:57:47,400
That's in the top three.

3373
02:57:51,180 --> 02:57:53,800
Chinese Year of the Oppressive Communist Regime.

3374
02:57:55,880 --> 02:57:56,680
Max Darwin.

3375
02:57:56,860 --> 02:57:57,940
We've had that already.

3376
02:57:58,100 --> 02:57:59,340
Unless that's a resubmission

3377
02:57:59,340 --> 02:58:01,200
of the Chinese Year of the Long Walk.

3378
02:58:01,260 --> 02:58:02,600
I think that's the winner at the moment.

3379
02:58:03,300 --> 02:58:04,960
Chinese Year of Ant and Deck.

3380
02:58:05,180 --> 02:58:05,820
A real...

3381
02:58:05,820 --> 02:58:08,200
left of field entry there.

3382
02:58:09,260 --> 02:58:09,820
From...

3383
02:58:09,820 --> 02:58:11,060
Sweet JJ.

3384
02:58:12,440 --> 02:58:17,980
Chinese Year of the Waft.

3385
02:58:23,360 --> 02:58:25,180
Year of the Erectile Dysfunction.

3386
02:58:27,080 --> 02:58:28,580
The Big Bang Boys.

3387
02:58:29,020 --> 02:58:30,140
That's...

3388
02:58:30,140 --> 02:58:32,160
in joke if you've seen the last stream.

3389
02:58:32,260 --> 02:58:33,560
We were watching the...

3390
02:58:33,560 --> 02:58:34,760
the K-pop...

3391
02:58:34,760 --> 02:58:36,760
band...

3392
02:58:36,760 --> 02:58:37,480
called...

3393
02:58:37,480 --> 02:58:38,400
The Bang Boys.

3394
02:58:41,400 --> 02:58:42,120
Fuck me, man.

3395
02:58:42,180 --> 02:58:43,920
Imagine this guy has lost his mind

3396
02:58:43,920 --> 02:58:44,820
and he's just...

3397
02:58:44,820 --> 02:58:45,820
this is the whole game.

3398
02:58:52,500 --> 02:58:53,520
Fuckin' hell, man.

3399
02:58:58,580 --> 02:59:00,800
Chinese Year of the Road Traffic Accident.

3400
02:59:02,620 --> 02:59:03,780
Chinese Year of the Viper.

3401
02:59:06,200 --> 02:59:06,880
Code...

3402
02:59:06,880 --> 02:59:09,080
Use code hash for 20% discount.

3403
02:59:09,260 --> 02:59:10,400
Chinese Year of the Sim Card.

3404
02:59:11,020 --> 02:59:12,720
Of the OIP on a Staircase.

3405
02:59:13,680 --> 02:59:14,600
The Young Sheldon.

3406
02:59:15,680 --> 02:59:17,100
Chinese Year of the Japanese.

3407
02:59:17,580 --> 02:59:18,780
is a very good entry.

3408
02:59:20,320 --> 02:59:20,920
By...

3409
02:59:20,920 --> 02:59:21,240
Will...

3410
02:59:21,240 --> 02:59:22,000
Willie...

3411
02:59:22,000 --> 02:59:22,340
Harold.

3412
02:59:22,340 --> 02:59:23,360
This is the place.

3413
02:59:24,460 --> 02:59:25,660
Chinese Year of the Muslim.

3414
02:59:25,820 --> 02:59:26,460
Bailey Fada.

3415
02:59:26,560 --> 02:59:27,620
Don't mention it.

3416
02:59:27,720 --> 02:59:28,040
We're done.

3417
02:59:28,120 --> 02:59:28,460
We're done.

3418
02:59:29,820 --> 02:59:31,240
I have to say...

3419
02:59:31,240 --> 02:59:32,980
The Chinese Year of the Long Walk

3420
02:59:32,980 --> 02:59:35,020
had it from the moment I saw it.

3421
02:59:35,100 --> 02:59:36,120
Nobody could top that.

3422
02:59:39,660 --> 02:59:41,300
They're still coming in thick and fast.

3423
02:59:41,400 --> 02:59:42,960
The Chinese Year of Clinical Depression.

3424
02:59:43,140 --> 02:59:43,740
Boom Boom Boys.

3425
02:59:43,880 --> 02:59:44,440
Hair Loss.

3426
02:59:44,540 --> 02:59:45,500
4G Wi-Fi.

3427
02:59:46,880 --> 02:59:47,460
In Seoul.

3428
02:59:47,460 --> 02:59:48,600
Arch Supports.

3429
02:59:49,400 --> 02:59:50,140
The Meander.

3430
02:59:50,720 --> 02:59:51,340
Paccox.

3431
02:59:51,580 --> 02:59:52,460
Slowest Game Ever.

3432
02:59:52,540 --> 02:59:53,120
Baby Cow.

3433
02:59:54,080 --> 02:59:54,600
Mercedes.

3434
02:59:55,800 --> 02:59:57,140
And Lower Back Pain.

3435
03:00:07,560 --> 03:00:08,380
Has he gone?

3436
03:00:08,500 --> 03:00:09,260
Did he go...

3437
03:00:09,260 --> 03:00:10,100
Did he go up there again?

3438
03:00:10,240 --> 03:00:11,560
I just want to see where he's gone.

3439
03:00:11,560 --> 03:00:26,280
I'm mad.

3440
03:00:26,280 --> 03:00:40,220
South Carman.

3441
03:00:40,220 --> 03:00:42,000
So I go down that road and turn right.

3442
03:00:42,440 --> 03:00:43,940
Go down this road and turn right.

3443
03:00:45,400 --> 03:00:46,820
Go down this road and turn right.

3444
03:00:47,220 --> 03:00:48,220
Go down this road and turn right.

3445
03:00:48,220 --> 03:00:48,220
Go down this road and turn right.

3446
03:00:48,220 --> 03:00:49,220
Go down this road and turn right.

3447
03:00:49,220 --> 03:00:50,220
Go down this road and turn right.

3448
03:00:50,220 --> 03:00:51,220
Go down this road and turn right.

3449
03:00:51,220 --> 03:00:52,220
Go down this road and turn right.

3450
03:00:52,220 --> 03:00:53,220
Go down this road and turn right.

3451
03:00:53,220 --> 03:00:54,220
Go down this road and turn right.

3452
03:00:54,220 --> 03:00:55,220
Go down this road and turn right.

3453
03:00:55,220 --> 03:00:56,220
Go down this road and turn right.

3454
03:00:56,220 --> 03:00:57,220
Go down this road and turn right.

3455
03:00:57,220 --> 03:00:58,220
Go down this road and turn right.

3456
03:00:58,220 --> 03:00:59,220
Go down this road and turn right.

3457
03:00:59,220 --> 03:01:00,220
Go down this road and turn right.

3458
03:01:00,220 --> 03:01:01,220
Go down this road and turn right.

3459
03:01:01,220 --> 03:01:02,220
Go down this road and turn right.

3460
03:01:02,220 --> 03:01:03,220
Go down this road and turn right.

3461
03:01:03,220 --> 03:01:04,220
Go down this road and turn right.

3462
03:01:04,220 --> 03:01:05,220
Go down this road and turn right.

3463
03:01:05,220 --> 03:01:06,220
Go down this road and turn right.

3464
03:01:06,220 --> 03:01:07,220
Go down this road and turn right.

3465
03:01:07,220 --> 03:01:08,220
Go down this road and turn right.

3466
03:01:08,220 --> 03:01:09,220
Go down this road and turn right.

3467
03:01:09,220 --> 03:01:10,220
Go down this road and turn right.

3468
03:01:10,220 --> 03:01:11,220
Go down this road and turn right.

3469
03:01:11,220 --> 03:01:12,220
Go down this road and turn right.

3470
03:01:12,220 --> 03:01:13,220
Go down this road and turn right.

3471
03:01:13,220 --> 03:01:14,220
Go down this road and turn right.

3472
03:01:14,220 --> 03:01:15,220
Go down this road and turn right.

3473
03:01:15,220 --> 03:01:16,220
Go down this road and turn right.

3474
03:01:16,220 --> 03:01:17,220
Go down this road and turn right.

3475
03:01:17,220 --> 03:01:18,220
Go down this road and turn right.

3476
03:01:18,220 --> 03:01:19,220
Go down this road and turn right.

3477
03:01:19,220 --> 03:01:20,220
Go down this road and turn right.

3478
03:01:20,220 --> 03:01:21,220
Go down this road and turn right.

3479
03:01:21,220 --> 03:01:22,220
Go down this road and turn right.

3480
03:01:22,220 --> 03:01:23,220
Go down this road and turn right.

3481
03:01:23,220 --> 03:01:24,220
Go down this road and turn right.

3482
03:01:24,220 --> 03:01:25,220
Go down this road and turn right.

3483
03:01:25,220 --> 03:01:26,220
Go down this road and turn right.

3484
03:01:26,220 --> 03:01:27,220
Go down this road and turn right.

3485
03:01:27,220 --> 03:01:28,220
Go down this road and turn right.

3486
03:01:28,220 --> 03:01:29,220
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3487
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3488
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3489
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3490
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3491
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3492
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3493
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3494
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3495
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3496
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3497
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3498
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3499
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3500
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3501
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3502
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3503
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3504
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3505
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3506
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3507
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3508
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3509
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3510
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3511
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3512
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3513
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3514
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3515
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3516
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3517
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3518
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3519
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3520
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3521
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3522
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3523
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3524
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3525
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3526
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3527
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3528
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3529
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3530
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3531
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3532
03:02:14,220 --> 03:02:40,120
Here we go boys! South Carmen Quarter! Yeah, yeah! Lotus Park. I think you can do Tai Chi

3533
03:02:40,120 --> 03:03:09,520
in the game. Ah! What did I- I knew there'd be someone doing fucking Tai Chi. I knew it! There was actually a bit of Tai Chi in Grand Theft Auto 3. Which came out in 2002... was it? Was it post 9/11? Before 9/11? 2001? Maybe 2000? I remember Donald Love, the media magnet, doing a bit of Tai Chi on top of the fucking Sky Tower.

3534
03:03:09,520 --> 03:03:22,060
yeah nice blocky shoes

3535
03:03:22,060 --> 03:03:30,460
thanks for the tip i'll buy a pint with that serbian fella thank you very much a few words

3536
03:03:30,460 --> 03:03:34,880
of encouragement for my countrymen tirelessly protesting against the oppressive feudalistic

3537
03:03:34,880 --> 03:03:42,020
regime thanks very much serbian fella you've always been a kind-hearted and generous soul

3538
03:03:42,020 --> 03:03:48,840
and supported the stream since when it was fucking back in its in its fucking young days like you know

3539
03:03:48,840 --> 03:03:59,980
fucking black call of duty blackout all that shit peace out man we're here are you talking to me

3540
03:04:00,240 --> 03:04:07,380
way back when three months ago you are familiar with the martial arts

3541
03:04:07,380 --> 03:04:14,520
traditional chinese accent a little you seem to belong to the shaolin school

3542
03:04:14,520 --> 03:04:21,660
wow

3543
03:04:21,660 --> 03:04:23,800
okay let me guess

3544
03:04:23,800 --> 03:04:28,800
square tolls himself

3545
03:04:28,800 --> 03:04:31,800
your movements imply hawk style

3546
03:04:31,800 --> 03:04:34,800
no a bit of crane as well

3547
03:04:34,800 --> 03:04:38,800
no crane style

3548
03:04:38,800 --> 03:04:40,800
wait i

3549
03:04:40,800 --> 03:04:47,940
what

3550
03:04:47,940 --> 03:04:50,940
how do i spar against tai chi

3551
03:04:50,940 --> 03:04:55,940
don't worry come and strike

3552
03:04:55,940 --> 03:05:05,080
jf has got a mighty mighty chinese europe in the fucking chat there check it out man

3553
03:05:05,080 --> 03:05:07,080
hopefully it's not true

3554
03:05:07,080 --> 03:05:09,080
hopefully it's not true

3555
03:05:09,080 --> 03:05:15,080
face like a prune

3556
03:05:15,080 --> 03:05:17,220
that was close

3557
03:05:17,220 --> 03:05:21,220
surprise

3558
03:05:21,220 --> 03:05:22,220
oh

3559
03:05:22,220 --> 03:05:27,220
imagine belting the old man

3560
03:05:27,220 --> 03:05:29,220
you'd feel bad

3561
03:05:29,220 --> 03:05:30,220
doggie shile

3562
03:05:30,220 --> 03:05:32,220
Chicago shile

3563
03:05:32,220 --> 03:05:34,360
you can attack with tai chi

3564
03:05:34,360 --> 03:05:38,360
it's chin style tai chi

3565
03:05:38,360 --> 03:05:39,360
ah

3566
03:05:39,360 --> 03:05:42,360
it was a bit of fucking chin the cunt

3567
03:05:42,360 --> 03:05:57,360
i knew there was the i i i thought i thought he was doing something there especially i knew it was more than just tai chi so he was chin yeah fucking hell how's chin these days is he alright i seen him down the parade earlier and he looked fucked

3568
03:05:57,360 --> 03:06:20,500
most styles begin with force and develop into softness however tai chi begins with softness and develops into force castle bar style this is castle bar style tai chi

3569
03:06:20,500 --> 03:06:25,500
softness doesn't mean there is no force

3570
03:06:25,500 --> 03:06:51,260
chin t you cannot be complete until you attain both i think chinese year of lactose intolerance i'm john minh and you are has to be said thanks for the tip i'll buy a pint with that helmet carson with the bitcoin thanks very much for the bitcoin man i'm gonna buy a bomb with that man

3571
03:06:51,260 --> 03:06:56,260
what is your style you shly old dad jujitsu

3572
03:06:56,260 --> 03:07:02,460
thanks very much carcin

3573
03:07:02,460 --> 03:07:04,860
let's stop again if we get the chance

3574
03:07:04,860 --> 03:07:08,900
we'll see you down spar later on for a fucking breakfast roll man

3575
03:07:08,900 --> 03:07:10,660
do you drink milk or not

3576
03:07:10,660 --> 03:07:15,660
jujitsu

3577
03:07:15,660 --> 03:07:20,660
never heard of it enda is in dojo

3578
03:07:20,660 --> 03:07:28,660
chinese year of beating a dead horse does that go on does it

3579
03:07:28,660 --> 03:07:44,100
or is this this whole uh chinese year of meme are you saying that that's a dead horse and we're flogging it is that the crack

3580
03:07:44,100 --> 03:07:57,100
oh my god it's three hours now i said i go until half ten i'm 26 with four more minutes let's see if the story has any anything more to throw to us before we say bye bye

3581
03:07:57,100 --> 03:08:10,100
what did i even say go to the shantan apartments or something is it tin share

3582
03:08:10,100 --> 03:08:16,100
excuse me you need something which way is it to the yan ten apartments

3583
03:08:16,100 --> 03:08:29,100
i have time to show you the way follow me thank you

3584
03:08:29,100 --> 03:08:46,100
chinese year of the dirken

3585
03:08:46,100 --> 03:08:56,100
yeah there's gonna be something amazing is gonna happen in the next four minutes man it's gonna be fucking mad

3586
03:08:56,100 --> 03:08:57,100
mad

3587
03:08:57,100 --> 03:09:10,100
wow that digger man nice bit of fucking barbed wire too

3588
03:09:10,100 --> 03:09:21,100
i can see the apartments i can see them yan ten here we go baby

3589
03:09:21,100 --> 03:09:28,100
chinese year of the day java man

3590
03:09:28,100 --> 03:09:30,100
lee xiao tao lives here

3591
03:09:30,100 --> 03:09:34,100
alright we're here

3592
03:09:34,100 --> 03:09:36,100
thank you very much

3593
03:09:36,100 --> 03:09:39,100
don't mention it don't mention it

3594
03:09:39,100 --> 03:09:42,100
chinese year of the baby steps

3595
03:09:42,100 --> 03:09:56,100
what's going on here look there's fucking children behind barbed wire there's some bar there's barbed wire and there's the children

3596
03:09:56,100 --> 03:10:09,100
i mean even as a safety measure to stop anybody getting to the children it's not it's not the children more likely to run into that or something or hurt themselves

3597
03:10:09,100 --> 03:10:16,100
then again no health and safety out there whatsoever so i'm told

3598
03:10:16,100 --> 03:10:20,100
here it is

3599
03:10:20,100 --> 03:10:21,100
here it is

3600
03:10:21,100 --> 03:10:23,100
you back again you land shark

3601
03:10:23,100 --> 03:10:26,100
what evil plan do you have now

3602
03:10:26,100 --> 03:10:27,100
no i'm

3603
03:10:27,100 --> 03:10:30,100
i'm i'm not leaving this place

3604
03:10:30,100 --> 03:10:32,100
i'm looking for lee xiao tao

3605
03:10:32,100 --> 03:10:38,100
he did look like fredo corleone your man archetypal mud bricks and um

3606
03:10:38,100 --> 03:10:43,100
he won he won an oscar for every film he was in was it

3607
03:10:43,100 --> 03:10:46,100
what would a punk like you want with lee xiao tao

3608
03:10:46,100 --> 03:10:48,100
do you know him

3609
03:10:48,100 --> 03:10:51,100
lee xiao tao doesn't meet with land sharks

3610
03:10:51,100 --> 03:10:54,100
i'm not a punk and i'm not a land shark

3611
03:10:54,100 --> 03:10:55,100
wait

3612
03:10:55,100 --> 03:10:57,100
you're a punk and a land shark

3613
03:10:57,100 --> 03:10:58,100
now fuck off

3614
03:10:58,100 --> 03:11:00,100
i'm not leaving here even if i die

3615
03:11:04,100 --> 03:11:07,100
i'm not leaving here even if i die

3616
03:11:08,100 --> 03:11:11,100
it's a new song it's gonna be out next week

3617
03:11:11,100 --> 03:11:13,100
make sure you buy it on itunes

3618
03:11:15,100 --> 03:11:16,100
make sure you buy it on itunes

3619
03:11:16,100 --> 03:11:17,100
it's a lot

3620
03:11:19,100 --> 03:11:20,100
make sure you buy it on itunes

3621
03:11:21,100 --> 03:11:22,100
sleeper hold

3622
03:11:23,100 --> 03:11:25,100
make sure you buy it on itunes

3623
03:11:25,100 --> 03:11:26,100
sleeper hold

3624
03:11:27,100 --> 03:11:29,100
make sure you buy it on itunes

3625
03:11:30,100 --> 03:11:31,100
estham blumenthal

3626
03:11:32,100 --> 03:11:35,100
make sure you make sure you buy it on itunes

3627
03:11:36,100 --> 03:11:37,100
estham blumenthal

3628
03:11:39,100 --> 03:11:40,100
make sure you buy it on itunes

3629
03:11:40,100 --> 03:11:41,100
sleeper hold

3630
03:11:41,100 --> 03:11:42,100
sleeper hold

3631
03:11:42,100 --> 03:11:43,100
make sure you buy it on itunes

3632
03:11:43,100 --> 03:11:43,100
sleeper hold

3633
03:11:43,100 --> 03:11:44,100
make sure you buy it on itunes

3634
03:11:44,100 --> 03:11:45,100
sleeper hold

3635
03:11:45,100 --> 03:11:46,100
make sure you buy it on itunes

3636
03:11:46,100 --> 03:11:46,100
sleeper hold

3637
03:11:46,100 --> 03:11:47,100
sleeper hold

3638
03:11:47,100 --> 03:11:47,100
sleeper hold

3639
03:11:47,100 --> 03:11:47,100
sleeper hold

3640
03:11:47,100 --> 03:11:48,100
sleeper hold

3641
03:11:48,100 --> 03:11:49,100
sleeper hold

3642
03:11:49,100 --> 03:11:50,100
sleeper hold

3643
03:11:50,100 --> 03:11:51,100
sleeper hold

3644
03:11:51,100 --> 03:11:51,100
make sure you buy it on itunes

3645
03:11:51,100 --> 03:11:52,100
sleeper hold

3646
03:11:52,100 --> 03:11:53,100
make sure you buy it on itunes

3647
03:11:53,100 --> 03:11:53,100
sleeper hold

3648
03:11:53,100 --> 03:11:54,100
sleeper hold

3649
03:11:54,100 --> 03:11:54,100
sleeper hold

3650
03:11:54,100 --> 03:11:55,100
sleeper hold

3651
03:11:55,100 --> 03:11:55,100
make sure you buy it on itunes

3652
03:11:55,100 --> 03:11:55,100
sleeper hold

3653
03:11:55,100 --> 03:11:55,100
sleeper hold

3654
03:11:55,100 --> 03:11:56,100
sleeper hold

3655
03:11:56,100 --> 03:11:56,100
make sure you buy it on itunes

3656
03:11:56,100 --> 03:11:57,100
sleeper hold

3657
03:11:57,100 --> 03:11:57,100
sleeper hold

3658
03:11:57,100 --> 03:11:58,100
sleeper hold

3659
03:11:58,100 --> 03:11:58,100
make sure you buy it on itunes

3660
03:11:58,100 --> 03:11:59,100
sleeper hold

3661
03:11:59,100 --> 03:12:00,100
sleeper hold

3662
03:12:00,100 --> 03:12:01,100
sleeper hold

3663
03:12:01,100 --> 03:12:02,100
sleeper hold

3664
03:12:02,100 --> 03:12:04,100
sleeper hold

3665
03:12:04,100 --> 03:12:05,940
Make sure you buy it on iTunes.

3666
03:12:07,900 --> 03:12:09,960
Chinese Year of the Fuck Off.

3667
03:12:11,060 --> 03:12:13,100
Make sure you buy it on iTunes.

3668
03:12:14,940 --> 03:12:16,100
Sleeper Hold.

3669
03:12:18,100 --> 03:12:19,300
Heshton Blumenthal.

3670
03:12:21,060 --> 03:12:23,000
Are you fucking serious?

3671
03:12:24,320 --> 03:12:25,700
Heshton Blumenthal.

3672
03:12:28,300 --> 03:12:31,180
Make sure you buy it on Chinese iTunes.

3673
03:12:33,540 --> 03:12:34,980
Heshton Blumenthal.

3674
03:12:38,700 --> 03:12:41,380
Make sure you buy it on Chinese iTunes.

3675
03:12:43,780 --> 03:12:45,600
Heshton Blumenthal.

3676
03:12:51,360 --> 03:12:53,520
Bobby Eaton and Stan Lane.

3677
03:12:54,960 --> 03:12:56,760
Make sure you buy it on iTunes.

3678
03:13:00,760 --> 03:13:02,980
Make sure you buy it on iTunes.

3679
03:13:03,700 --> 03:13:04,980
Good night and God bless everyone.

3680
03:13:05,540 --> 03:13:07,780
It's been great starting a new game.

3681
03:13:08,220 --> 03:13:12,380
Even though the game is very frustratingly shit.

3682
03:13:14,060 --> 03:13:16,240
But I gotta say it's been a good night.

3683
03:13:16,240 --> 03:13:17,740
It's been a great Sunday night game.

3684
03:13:18,540 --> 03:13:19,540
For the first time in a while.

3685
03:13:19,540 --> 03:13:20,540
I can't believe it.

3686
03:13:20,540 --> 03:13:21,180
I can't believe it.

3687
03:13:21,180 --> 03:13:23,180
You are the king of the stream.

3688
03:13:23,180 --> 03:13:25,180
You are the king of the stream.

3689
03:13:25,180 --> 03:13:36,760
I can't believe that someone from the stream went down to the war zone of fucking Temple Bar and held up a sign that said Pat Cox MEP and then did a snake dance.

3690
03:13:37,360 --> 03:13:38,640
You're a fucking mainframer.

3691
03:13:39,960 --> 03:13:41,280
You're a great guy.

3692
03:13:41,640 --> 03:13:42,900
You're the top of the range.

3693
03:13:43,720 --> 03:13:44,440
You're the latest.

3694
03:13:44,680 --> 03:13:46,760
You've got 0.0% finance.

3695
03:13:48,580 --> 03:13:49,920
You're fucking brilliant, man.

3696
03:13:50,180 --> 03:13:51,180
You're the new Mercedes.

3697
03:13:51,880 --> 03:13:52,760
You're a fucking legend.

3698
03:13:52,760 --> 03:13:57,860
Good night and God bless everyone.

3699
03:13:58,240 --> 03:14:01,240
I hope you're well and Chinese Year of the Heston Blumenthal.

3700
03:14:02,220 --> 03:14:03,180
And I'll see you later on.

3701
03:14:03,220 --> 03:14:04,500
Chinese Year of the Pirate Bay.

3702
03:14:05,180 --> 03:14:07,100
I'll probably be on this during the week.

3703
03:14:08,240 --> 03:14:08,960
New video.

3704
03:14:09,200 --> 03:14:11,140
Fontaine 2 is shot.

3705
03:14:11,360 --> 03:14:11,940
It's cut.

3706
03:14:12,320 --> 03:14:14,260
It's ready to fucking go, man.

3707
03:14:16,620 --> 03:14:17,580
Best of luck with you.

3708
03:14:18,060 --> 03:14:18,740
Thanks for watching.

3709
03:14:19,000 --> 03:14:19,400
Good night.

3710
03:14:19,700 --> 03:14:20,160
God bless.

3711
03:14:21,140 --> 03:14:21,840
And peace out.

3712
03:14:21,840 --> 03:14:24,520
And never, ever, say never.

3713
03:14:27,320 --> 03:14:28,020
I seen ya.

3714
03:14:35,600 --> 03:14:36,980
What's up, guys?

3715
03:14:38,660 --> 03:14:39,180
Japanese.

3716
03:14:41,060 --> 03:14:42,200
I seen you in a dream.

3717
03:14:42,300 --> 03:14:43,500
I know well who you are.

3718
03:14:43,820 --> 03:14:44,700
I seen you in a dream.

3719
03:14:44,800 --> 03:14:45,800
I know well who you are.

3720
03:14:46,340 --> 03:14:47,340
I know well who you are.

3721
03:14:48,160 --> 03:14:49,480
I had a dream last night.

3722
03:14:50,580 --> 03:14:51,980
I heard you call my name.

3723
03:14:52,880 --> 03:14:54,040
Estim Blumenthal?

3724
03:14:55,100 --> 03:14:55,620
Yeah.

3725
03:14:57,840 --> 03:14:59,040
Estim Blumenthal?

3726
03:15:03,540 --> 03:15:05,600
I had a dream last night.

3727
03:15:05,600 --> 03:15:07,340
I heard you call my name.

3728
03:15:07,340 --> 03:15:07,360
I heard you call my name.

3729
03:15:08,860 --> 03:15:09,760
Welcome to Vipers View.

3730
03:15:11,080 --> 03:15:12,100
View's made for you.

3731
03:15:12,100 --> 03:15:12,700
I heard you.

3732
03:15:12,700 --> 03:15:20,560
I heard you call my name.

3733
03:15:20,560 --> 03:15:24,160
I had a dream last night.

3734
03:15:24,160 --> 03:15:25,620
I heard you call my name.

3735
03:15:26,160 --> 03:15:28,200
I had a dream about you the last night.

3736
03:15:28,460 --> 03:15:29,300
You were nice in it.

3737
03:15:30,080 --> 03:15:30,740
You were nice.

3738
03:15:30,740 --> 03:15:32,080
Thanks for watching.

3739
03:15:32,800 --> 03:15:34,760
Thank you for watching Sunday Night Games.

3740
03:15:35,080 --> 03:15:35,820
Thank you for watching.

3741
03:15:38,920 --> 03:15:41,320
Thanks for the fucking injury time tip, Gibson.

3742
03:15:41,640 --> 03:15:42,420
Best luck with you.
